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I used a dating app and went on a date with a girl.
She messaged me first. We made out on a first date in her student dorm. She seemed a fast girl with a lot of dates from that site. I acted awkward and cringeworthy because practically it was my first time making out. I asked to guide me because I didn't know what to do. I think she got bored and got rid of me soon. Now she doesn't answer my message and I feel guilty because maybe I was to agressive or did something wrong, or just used her as another chad. Or maybe it is she who used me.
You asked her to guide you. Beta weakness detected then she discarded you like The Cheerful Coffin
Chad fuck off ok.
women want masculine energy, you're supposed to take the lead
this world won't be around forever, you know, so you don't need to be too sad about it
If you were certain you would get away with it Would you fuck a loli?
I myself cannot say I wouldn't. Honestly I'm not even a pedo but being a virgin is killing me and the first chance I get, whether it be an 8 or 80 year old, I'm taking it.
no, they must stay pure and not turn into sluts
I'm taking any pussy just to rid myself of virginity even if I have to make her bleed and wreck her anatomy. :^)
>>29315854
depends on the age
older than 13 with a mature looking body, then yeah
Is there anything worthwhile in your life?
>>29315817
finding out the origin of my life
>inb4 athiest fag says ur mum
no u
Yes: watching people better than me.
The sense of point of doing that is diminishing though.
>>29315836
>>29315831
I can't relate to that. I don't know what you're talking about
Do you think Kimbra is talented? What is your favorite song of hers?
Do you think Kimbra is attractive? What sexy, cute, or romantic things would you like to do with her?
https://youtu.be/4K1hoMlxQmg?t=139
best thing she did was hire the mime on the right
>>29315839
That mime is cute but that song is actually a little too upbeat for me.
>>29315857
I watch it with the sound off
I just made this girl think I killed myself.
At least someone pretended to "care". :')
>>29315797
Do you atleast have the video?
>>29315822
I only have screenshots. She had no audio on her end, she just said "pls don't do this" and the typical shit.
Other encounters I had were with two girls on a bed telling me to do it, retarded Swedish kids that kept swearing, another girl that watched me "die" but I didn't get the idea to screencap then until after that, and just fappers skipping.
I'll be dumping these screencaps until I run out.
>he thinks getting new clothes and a haircut will get him a gf
Sometimes when I get a haircut I feel fresh as fuck, but I dont blindly believe a girlfriend will magically appear in my arms...
>he thinks lifting and having abs and a 4 plate deadlift will get him a gf
I'm projecting,
Been lifting for 5 years now and hit a 4 plate deadlift years ago and I stay lean year round.
Still zero improvements in gf department....and I'm only getting older.
>decide to turn my life around
>get haircut
>spend all my money on brand clothes and shoes
>work out
>finally feel confident enough to ask girls out
>every girl I meet at the mall rejects me
>go home
>never leave house
>gain weight, grow out hair, never wear new clothes for four years after that
Guys. I had a hell of a night last night. I realized just how easy it was to cure my robot tendencies simply by having fun in a nightclub.
So I went with my buddy to a nightclub last night. I had some drinks before we got there because there was no way I would even step foot in one of those motherfuckers while sober. Once inside, I got a little more liquid courage in me. After my buddy and I finished our drinks, he asked if we were ready to hit on some girls. Feeling quite buzzed, I said fuck it and joined him in introducing ourselves to these two cute 8/10 Asian girls.
Never in my life would I have thought that it could be so easy to talk to girls. After a while we moved on and the girls gave us their farewells with hugs. Fucking hugs from qt strangers!
We decided to go down to the dance floor and mingle with the crowd. That's where the real fun started. If you can move your arms in the air to the rhythm of the music, bitches will come up to you and start to grind on you. It's so crazy. I had about 8 girls throughout the night touching me and grinding on me, all of which were 7-9/10 qt's (10/10s were in the vip areas).
The lesson here is that if you build up enough courage, you can talk to and be liked by qt girls. I am a 5'8 190 pound klv. I found out that the main thing holding me back was fear of my first impression on girls. If you just go into it like an alpha (alcohol helps, just don't be hammered) you'll have a great first impression on girls.
Nightclubs seem to be the easiest way to talk to girls. If you are a robot, nightclubs seem to be the cure. I am now 1000x more confident than I was before I went. If you're afraid to even step foot in a club, have some drinks and loosen up. It's not called liquid courage for nothing. Anyway, I hope you robots take this advice and use it well. I have never been more confident in my life.
>>29315723
you're a normie you just didn't know it
get the fuck out you degenerate
>>29315723
>So I went with my buddy
Stopped reading. Please fuck off normie.
>>29315723
I will take things that never happened for 1000, Alex
>tfw no argumentative bf
I will never find a girl who actually likes debating with me and I hate it
Everyone always thinks im getting angry with them or something.
I just like finding out why people have differing opinions and seeing if my believes hold up against their ideas.
But women are so against questioning their beliefs they get sassy and defensive.
Plz explain why women love arguing?
Why would you want someone to argue with and who will treat you like shit?
>>29315675
>But women are so against questioning their beliefs they get sassy and defensive.
This might be your problem. When you start out assuming all women are only sassy and defensive when they disagree with you, isn't that just as bad as them thinking you're getting angry?
I have to take a poop
>it's slowly leaking diarrhea episode
I have to take a soupy poop
My asshole burns
>>29315625
Same. I like holding it in, though. I've even done it for a month before.
I'm proud of how good I got at holding in my shit for long periods of time. Usually, it's around two weeks, though.
How did you end up a social outcast, shut-in, friendless, no sexual experience; etc.
>inb4 muh played too many video games growing up and didn't learn how to be apart of society
it's probably always been like this
>>29315605
>homeschooled
>borderline cultlike, religious parents
>>29315605
Did you know that "apart" and "a part" are opposite in meaning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmolQcbmp0
Every day these Landwhales go without dying is nothing short of a miracle
>>29315588
I thought the one on the right already died?
Ps ones not a virgin
If all the testosterone in the world was put into one man, would it be enough for him to fuck them?
Why is this allowed to happen...
>>29315494
because kuks like you think "pedophile" is a legit arguement
What the fuck, underage girls can use tinder now? What in the ever living shit has this world come to? Even 15 year old girls can take a running jump onto the ultra-chad cock carousel known as tinder.
May the west be engulfed in flame
>>29315521
Girl who are 13 can match with boys up to 18.
On pretty much every 14 year olds account it says in their bio "Dont take me seriously take me in the ass" etc
girls really are gigantic sluts these days
>P-please anon, no more food. You've forced me to eat twelve helpings. I can barely breathe I'm so full.
How do you respond?
I respond by making the same thread for several days.
I told you. You're not going anywhere until all the eggs are gone.
For some reason this makes my fucking skin crawl
Holy shit robots, why didn't I do this sooner? Normies actually treat me with respect now
> wander down to the river
> try to commit suicide by slashing my forearm (plan to jump off a drain into the current and drown once I feel effects of blood loss)
> cut up, down, left, right, diagonally
> just won't bleed more than a weak trickle
> slice up my entire forearm so it's red, ragged and bloody all over save the back
> realize my knife is dull as fuck
> can't even kill myself properly
> find my way back home and fall asleep
I try to hide it, but the weathers hot and its rather obvious.
Now at work and in public, normies either don't look at me at all or when they do its right in the eye and not any of that sideways bullshit. People don't talk about me behind my back anymore, no more fake smiles or demeaning tone of voice. People give me real direct answers and it's like business. It's perfect.
I'm still going to blow my brains out the day i turn 21 and can buy a gun, but this is going to be nice while it lasts
>>29315483
You're wrong anon
why dont you jump off a building?
I wear a collar to school. Same thing. The silence was beautiful.
I'm not wearing one today though... or maybe I am.
>Be me, 21, multiple personality disorder
>auditory hallucinations
>Never told family, just went to the doctor myself to get it checked out
>Family doesn't know the daily struggle
>Nightmares almost daily, boiling skin, broken bones ect ect
>really affecting mental health
>can't do anything about it
Should I just tell them?
why bother, its not like they can do anything. Best they are gonna do is pity you while never truly understanding what you feel like,which will just piss you off.
>>29315664
I need to talk to somebody about this. They care about me, and I'm going to kill myself at this rate.
I just want the voices to stop. I want them to stop so bad.
>>29315790
Getting it off your chest will help, and it's best that they know so they can help you deal with it, in whatever small capacity they would be able to. What treatment are you getting?
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