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evie lund
Oct 1, 2015

>Despite the fact that plenty of tall guys can be found walking around Japan these days, it's still true that the national average height for an adult Japanese male is 170cm (5'5") which...might seem a little on the shorter side for some.

>However, it's not all bad news for shorter guys looking to find love in Japan--many Japanese women actually really like shorter men, and here are some of the reasons they gave as to why they like their fellas fun-sized.

>With the rise of dating sites, we've recently been able to gain access to a huge amount of data on what people of both sexes really want from a partner. In particular, it seems that shorter guys and taller ladies tend to get the short (no pun intended) end of the dating stick when it comes to receiving messages from users of the opposite sex...

>But if we get too caught up in quibbling over feet and inches, we can forget the most important thing: whether or not we like the person themselves! Luckily, many women in Japan actually like short guys, and with the national average height for women being 158cm (5'2"), even guys who are a little on the short side might find they're actually taller than a lot of the ladies here.

>An online survey...asked 215 Japanese women between the ages of 22 and 34 what they like about shorter men. Here's what some of the surveyees had to say!

>"Personally, I find it adorable when shorter guys have a little bit of a complex about their height. Like when they say, 'I know I'm not a tall guy, but...' it just makes me melt! Especially since I don't care one bit if they're tall or not."

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/10/01/on-the-short-side-lucky-you-japanese-women-describe-what-they-love-about-shorter-men/
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>>29316945
Not gonna fucking read this shit mate
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>>29316945
>fun-sized
Thanks for the laugh OP
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...and by the way 170cm is 5'7'' and 1/2

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>fat feminist in my work
>Always obsessing and telling me how misogynist my religion is
>"Islam oppresses women meme"
>tell her Khadija, a woman, was the first Muslim
>no dice, we are still male oppressors

any other muslims robots struggling here?
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kill yourself mudslime
but take the feminist out with you
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>>29316951
>>29316951
>>29316951
this please dfghjkl;'
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>>29316933

Mohammed was a pedophile.

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This place is really going to shit. It's become so disinteresting that I literally forgot about it's existence for a good 5-6 days.
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Lucky me I get to spend 4 months at rehab with no phone, laptop or internet for that matter. Gonna quit the drugs but alongside that I'm gonna quit /r9k/.
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>>29316924
You can thank the lonely women for that. They ruin everything.
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>>29316942
Good luck senpai although I must admit that sounds pretty shitty. Everything about my existence sucks ass but at least I have no responsibility and little to no obligations.

Is there literally ANYTHING better than getting FUCKED UP?
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exercise or sex or an all day pass at a theme park
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>>29316893
Not being a fucking degenerate is the best feeling in the world.
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in college i got really stoned with a cute girl once that was probably the peak of my life

i would assume passionate sex or deep familial love are better but what would i know

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i have 3 months to live - no pain for the time being
what should i do with my time?

i am poor and am not doing any evil shit i'm catholic
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What's your sickness man? Also even if you are poor, see if you can get a loan from a bank and obviously don't tell them you are gonna die. Then travel I guess
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make a difference in this world.
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>>29316886
Start doing heroin at least the last month?
Pretty cheap and you will feel very nice before you go

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>tfw temporarily come out of depression and have a moment of clarity

holy shit this is freaking me out. Everything is so colourful and vibrant. is this how normies always see the world?
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>>29316871
No, you are manic. This is not how normies always see the world.
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>>29316871
Manic episode bruh

Time 4 lithium
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>>29316909
>>29317074
pls don't do this I'm terrified I might actually be bipolar

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>tfw you wanna just kill yourself but you know theres nothing after this so you kind of also dont want to
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>>29316841
>'but'
>not 'because'
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>>29316841
am i the only 18 year old friendless incel here
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>wanting something after

why

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Planning on going out tomorrow to buy one of these.

I'm sure some of your robots already own them, so just like to know your experience with the handheld
Currently I'm thinking of buying one + pokemon games


Really looking forward to sun and moon and would like to get a head start before it drops.
Should I get one? Any recommended games? Anything would help


>inb4 go to /v/
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>>29316830
Sure, get one.
Pokemon and Super Smash are fun, tbhonest.
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>>29316830
Imo no, I got one on release day and I regret it. No good new games, only remakes and the same old shit.

>>29316850
XY and ORAS are trash though
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Get a New 3DS for Pokemon SM. Don't get the older 3DS.

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Hey bros. Today im meeting with a solid 7/10 girl and we will definetly end up fucking. I know how to charm her and how to turn her on, but i've been a year without sex (new record) and im afraid i will cum too soon. Any advice on how to last longer?
Also, general sex xperiences thread
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>>29316797
Girl doesn't real
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How do you know you will meet and how do you know you will end up fucking?
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Jerk off like an hour before you go out. That way when shit gets real you'll be able to perform. Very important- don't go beta fag just because you already came today. Pussy is pussy, and its worth getting. That means don't just give up and enjoy a friendly date if you know you could be getting laid from it.

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>am addicted ad seeing doctor about being sexual addicted to pedophilia
>can't hold a relationship due to being a monster
>left to my own thoughts all I feel is a the urge
>I deserve only prison and a good lynching
Tell me about your robot problems
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What the fuck is wrong with me?
Recently i've been crying a lot more than usual, and i barely ever used to cry at all
just yesterday, i cried when watching Zootopia, and Judy got beaten by Giddeon,
And even dumber, i'm curently reading Contact, and i cried when i learned Bethoven's music was the reason the aliens gave us a chance, instead of leaving us to die out on our own planet

Why am i crying over such tiny things in fiction, when i don't usually cry at anything? What the fuck?


>>29316753
you tried talking to a psyche about things? maybe not the pedophilia stuff, but other things, that might clear your mind up a bit
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It's a war sometimes in my brain sometimes man. All I got are these sexual feelings and only I can cute myself but I've only seen hate of my kind. What's the damn point sometimes man
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>>29317103
Also sorry about the shit texting I got a new phone and it's being a shit

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>multiple personality disorder
>they're all betas
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ahahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is one of them an elliot
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hey hey, it's the crazy person here.
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>>29316730
Kek. This is pretty funny.

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Eve came from Adam's rib. Eve was transgender.
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adam came from mud. adam was transmud
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Mud came from Earth. Mud is transearth.
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>>29316714
i came from my dad's cum. I'm transcum.

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What's the lewdest thing you've done, anon-kun?
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>>29316705
masturbate

qq
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>>29316705
>What's the lewdest thing you've done, anon-kun?
I put things in my butt sometimes
Sometimes I go outside naked at night and masturbate
I should kill myself
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Had a threesome with two hookers.

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I'm a virgin because I'm religious and adultery is a sin, what's your excuse, anon?
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Must be nice having an excuse like that.

I'm just ugly and autistic I guess.
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>>29316604
Wish i had religious parents so i had such a good excuse
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>>29316604
Yours is an excuse, though...

I'm asexual and have no interest in it

inb4 triggered armchair psychologists and psuedo-scientists telling me how my mind works because they know me so well and know every single thing that goes on in my mind despite not knowing me.

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I've been writing in a diary-esque document for the past two years or so, and it feels kind of pointless to do so, considering that I never look back on it. So I figured that I'll just start a blog and maybe some people will read about my autism? I'll start today and post it in this thread or start a new one if anyone's interested. I have a few questions.

>what's the best blogging site?
>how long should each log be?
>will you be interested in reading it?
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If you're so fucking boring that you need to obsessively write down pages of your thoughts instead of discussing them with real people then a blog isn't going to magically make people think you're interesting and insightful.

The only successful blogs are run by people who are socially successful in the first place. Or Tumblr trannies writing suicide posts.
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>>29316602
I've been wondering the same thing. I basically want an anonymous diary for myself but also my ancestors if they want to read up on it
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>>29316602
>what's the best blogging site?
tumblr

>how long should each log be?
2000 chars or less.

>will you be interested in reading it?
No.

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