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Greetings, robots, I'm God.
Valid questions will be answered.
Go.
Why did you invent tooth decay you son of a bitch?
what does the doug button actually do?
>>29317922
Why'd you make me so fucking ugly? No amount of weight lifting or haircuts n showers could improve me.
Any heavy weed smokers here?
I smoke 2-3 grams per day. First thing I do in the morning, last thing I do at night.
How has it impacted your life?
For me personally, I've still been able to do decently at Uni and have a small business on the side that I run. On the other hand I'm a complete shut in, almost never leave the house unless its to buy weed. Haven't gone to a lecture in 2 years either.
I used to do that shit senpai, AMA.
How do you meet a hookup irl? I work at a gas station, would it be ok to ask people who buy swishers/papers? Or would that be weird? I don't really see people anywhere else and I'm too apprehensive about ordering stuff online
>>29317935
I think if you had a good sense of intuition about who's cool, who's a stoner and who's not.
But judging from your text I'd suggest that you're probably too autistic to ascertain such social cues.
That feel when you just want to meet some semi-normal people who are recovering just like yourself and want to go out more.
Yeah I have to get out of this mess. I've reached a point where I'm having oneitis for online crossdressers. Uh uh, no sir.
I get along with people in my class well enough.
But what the fuck do people do in south east Queensland? I stayed in my room since mid teens now I'm early 20s. Adult life confuses me.
Do I really need to make friends/have gf to enjoy life?
>>29317916
Don't do it, I'm glad I acted like a huge sissy and the more I returned to off-net living the more my preferences normalized and thinking back it kind of disgusts me the thoughts I had.
I think you shouldn't do anything you know you'll regret when your dick isn't in your hand.
Getting out is difficult though, right now I stick to con's and cosplay, it's my own special brand of normative crazyness that I don't feel entirely alien. Festivals will never be a thing.
In a way 4Chan has alienated me, everything has gotten so cucky and degenerate I can't even go to /gif/ without racemixing flying in my face non-stop. Reddit really did a number on this place.
Does long/mid length hair look good on men?
I think it only looks good if theyre /fit/ or have an alpha face
what do you lads think
Queer tier.
>>29317873
Looks good if you're attractive
>>29317873
That guy in your pic doesn't have long hair...
Is caffeine the ultimate normie drug?
I tried some of my dad's coffee this morning for the first time in months. I made it through about 1/4 of the cup while shitposting on my laptop on my bedroom floor before I started shaking and felt the urge to shit. I stood up to go to the bathroom, realised I'd forgot to get my coffee off the floor but I was so close to shitting myself that it seemed like if I bent over I would shit my pants.
I made it to the bathroom in time but the shit had already started falling out before I even landed my cheeks on the toilet seat.
Why would anyone punish themselves like this? Is it a meme like beer tasting nice?
>>29317838
I've never had this problem with coffee senpai. It does make me feel bad if I drink I on an empty stomach I guess.
>tfw you eat a benzedrex inhaler
>>29317838
not to mention the withdrawls are the worst of any drug I've tried
None of you fags give a shit about the Jacob Appelbaum drama?
>King of the anarchist SJWs now being accused of """rape""" by other anarchist SJWs
>Don't want to go to police, so they conduct a public assassination campaign
>Most of the """rapes""" are drunk anarchist sluts who got into bed with the guy and wondered why he then tried to fugg them
Plus there's the whole Tor Project / Wikileaks side of things which hints at gubment agents fanning the flames.
>Jake and I had some minor romantic interest in each other when he invited me to his apartment one evening.
>He told me he wanted to take a bath, and invited me into his bathroom to hang out with him.
>I said, okay, but I don't want to take a bath with you.
>I sat down on the toilet and started chatting with him, and he immediately began coercing me to get into his bathtub.
>I was hungover, possibly still a little drunk
>I wasn't so firm in my resolve because of my somewhat compromised state
> [...] eventually I said, okay, I'll keep my underwear and tshirt on and put my legs in the water.
>I said, okay
>His nonconsensual washing lasted about a minute or two
>nonconsensual washing
>rape
>http://jacobappelbaum.net/
>While travelling, the first time he came to the city I lived in, I invited him to stay at my house. As politely as I could, I explained, "You can have the floor, and I'll take my bed, or the other way around. If you're comfortable with it, we can share my bed, as friends. Meaning no physical contact." We both slept in my bed.
>That turned out (mostly) fine.
>In fact, Jake and I proceeded to share beds in a friendly manner over the years, and nothing bad ever happened.
>Once Jake had moved to Germany, I came to visit friends there for a while, and one night I stayed at Jake's place. Again, we shared a bed, as friends
>we shared a bed
>Sometime around 5 o'clock in the morning, I woke up very confused and startled because my pants were unzipped and Jake's arm was wrapped around me, his hands in my underwear and he was rubbing my clit and rimming the edges of my vagina. I tried to shove him off me and wake him up. He's physically much bigger than me, so the shoving didn't work as well as it should have, but nonetheless he rolled over, a bit exageratedly, mumbling as if asleep
>When confronting Jake about this, I said, "Dude, what the fuck. You started fingering me last night." It took a few seconds for there to be a reaction on his face, and then he seemed confused, saying "Oh... what? I don't remember that."
>half an hour later, he said, "I thought you were her." Here, "her" was Jake's fiancee.
>He continued muttering some excuses about having wet dreams about her. He seemed to suddenly and extremely vividly remember whatever dream.
>repeatedly sleeps in bed with guy, one time guy has wet dream and touches her in sleep
>RAPE
>I didn't know until very recently that nonconsensual sex, by a friend, is rape. It is for this reason that I am writing this account.
>When I became romantically involved with Jacob, I clearly told him that I wasn't interested in group sex, or having sex in front of other people. I told him this more than once, and clearly stated that if we were going to be intimate, I wanted it to be with him in a private setting.
>One night, he invited me to his apartment to party with him and several of his friends.
>I was intoxicated and not thinking clearly, and it took me a long time to realize that Jacob was going down on me, in the living room, in front of everyone.
>The next thing I realized was that one of his friends in the room was touching me instead of Jacob, and Jacob told me to go down on his friend. I asked them to stop, however, all of this had a really long delayed effect because I was under the influence.
>I was under the influence
>I remember that his friend did stop touching me when I asked him to
>then I blacked out, and when I came back into consciousness, Jacob was having sex with me in the living room with his friends watching. When I realized what was happening, I told him again that I wanted to stop. He asked why, and
>I said that I didn't want to do that in front of everyone.
>Eventually, he brought me into his room, but I felt like I was being punished.
So this slut literally admits that she was romatically involved with the guy - the """rape""" is that it occurred in front of other people while she was shitfaced. (After which she willingly goes into his room and presumably willingly continues).
And apparently the event was so untraumatic that she didn't even know it was rape until others convinced her of it.
how many times can you guys pump one out in a single day? Average?
I'm generally at 5-7
wouldnt do i more than 4 times cos irritates the head too much
>>29318124
but the orgasms become empty
>>29317691
I no longer fap daily senpai
It feels a lot better if you do it like 2-3 times a week
Anyone else /shit vocabulary/ here? How to I improve myself
>>29317648
My vocabulary is so shitty, I didn't even know how to reply to this post to say that it was relatable.
Read more books. Old ones that aren't retarded. Google words you don't know.
Read books and look up the word of the day from a website like:
www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/
How do I acquire a dildo or prostate massager? I don't have a car and would feel awkward buying one in person, and I can't get one online as my parents insist on going through mine and my sisters mail.
it isn't that awkward buying one in person, desu.
>>29317635
Yeah, stop being a pussy and go buy one in person!
>>29317635
Go to a place where you know you wont be going back and get one.
I just need a girlfriend to fix all my problems.
>>29317604
no, it will not help
>>29317612
It will help. Scientists confirm.
>>29317627
Sauce? I am sure an unstable relationship could fug you up so bad
Hello again, wagecuck.
I'm just enjoying my delectable subway sandwich on this fine day. I always make sure to choose the most FRESH and DELICIOUS vegetables to put on my HEALTHY meal.
And it's all the more amusing when I pay the wagie with his own tax money.
As they say, wagecuckie
Another day, another dollar.
>>29317522
Oh great I was expecting just my regular dose of demoralization but we got some extra today.
>>29317522
Good for you neetie. Now go fuck off with your daily bait
>>29317522
>subway
>fresh and delicious
>healthy
damn you fatties are dumb
Why do you faggots want a gf? Women are terrible, manipulative cunts that'll crush your fucking dreams. Just crank one out and be glad you're not in a shitty relationship spending hundreds on a woman who is probably banging Chad anyway.
>>29317466
>Just crank one out and be glad you're not in a shitty relationship spending hundreds on a woman who is probably banging Chad anyway.
Most men go through a stage of feeling like that, but end up wanting to settle down eventually.
Even Bill has a qt wife now
>>29317466
i've never really wanted a gf, but what always depressed me about women was that they treated me like shit, i wasn't seen as attractive by them and i couldn't get any sex or validation, which also turned people away from me because it gave me low status because of my looks and height
>>29317491
>that disgusting sheboon
>qt wife
i don't know why he did this to himself, i guess he took his "stupid white men" act to heart
ITT: How you got your fetish/how it started developing
Willy Wonka
I don't even need to say it
I am convinced i was born with it.
>her girl talk about how much pee pee she can do
>my willy get big and big and heart started racing
Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to get up get ready to work. Be sure not to show how pissed off you are about not wanting to be at work while claiming you love your job that you make 100k/yr just doing nothing.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29317385
At this point I'm sure it's governments bots posting that to make it appear that people are actually succeeding the modern day labor market.
jokes on you i work third shift and just got home now i can drink rum and watch birds.
Today was the first time I actually felt like a wage cuck. I woke up late, so I was rushing around. I got into the bathroom, turned on the shower and got sprayed the fuck out with cold water. For some reason, the shower head was pointed directly out at me, which also got the floor wet. I was so mad I started screaming like an autist. Such is life of a wagecuck.
I have a bunch of weird things wrong with me that make me suspect it, but I'm not sure if it's just special snowflake syndrome or something serious that I should be concerned about. I don't know how to get help and there are a lot of people here with mental illnesses(along with idiots who say mental illnesses don't exist)and this is the only website I go on, so that's why I'm posting here.
The rule of thumb is, if you genuinely want for your behaviour to go away but can't, it's a mental illness.
describe it op
also go to a doctor
>>29317387
Describe it? What exactly do you want to know?
