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Is it worth settle down with a single mother?
Anyone here slept with one? How loose are they?
I can't believe this question is being asked.
Yes it's okay. But only if you're a goddamned cuckold.
> Anyone here slept with one?
Even single moms want a Chad bf. Not 5'4 manlets like me.
The last two escorts I fucked, despite being nineteen and twenty-two respectively, had kids. They were still fairly tight.
Do you ever imagine yourself as the girl when you masturbate, robots?
That arm makes no sense. I really miss bad anatomy threads
yes, when i do that it feels warm down there
sometimes i believe if i do it enough, i'll grow a vagina and transform into a woman
>>29322509
>tfw never did
>internet been shit the last few days
>dad phones up isp to complain and see whats going on
>they tell him we've been throttled because of frequent torrenting
>dad doesnt know shit about the internet
>isp guy tells him about recent torrents ive downloaded
>mfw my dad asks me what milkycat is
ive never felt a worse feel in my life
now my family know i have thousands of bukkake jav on my harddrive
>mfw just finished btfoing some corporate bootlicking tard that thinks net neutrality is evil
>read this
Why are you torrenting OP? torrents are 2008+8 obsolete.
>>29322477
What third world country do you live in OP?
OP, you dense fuck
>Girl I met on tinder wants to talk on the phone
What the fuck do I do robots?
pay up cracker, reparations aint gonna come from nowheres
>>29322431
the fuck is this shit? autism overload senpai
Tell her you need to know the first three numbers of her area code
>Still haven't found a way to cope with suicidal urges
Is there even a way to copebesides killing yourself?
>>29322367
Distractions
Anything that will distract you from it, even if it is something you don't want to do like study/work.
>>29322411
I'm NEEt at the moment.
When I was in college, my mind couldn't get off of the subject, and thus studying was impossible. Other distractions like games and anime won't work because my thoughts will still be on what a piece of shit I am and how much I should die rather than what I should be focusing on.
>tfw thinking about suicide methods is the only fun thing to do
>antidepressants are a disqualifier for the military
Tfw I tried to kill myself years ago and now I can't get in
>>29322266
>autism is a disqualifier for the military
who /dodgedconscription/ here?
>>29322266
I don't care much about the military but it's a fallback, an "if everything's totally fucked I can escape there" plan. Buuut the suicide attempts and etc... I don't even want to look up to see how plausible it is for me to get in, because I don't want that emergency plan destroyed
guys i need ur help.
i am a huge anime fan and soon there will be a costume party at my school.
i normally dont go out with friends and thought about costumes. i found this ( pic related). now my question is
would this be retarded? should i just stay at home?
i turned 18 a few weeks ago keep this in mind
dont even get an answer here. feelsbadman
no
god no
do you want to get ridiculed eternally?
just wear a tuxedo and a mask, can't get made fun of for that
>number written diagonally
Doesn't this have to do with CP?
>no girlfriend who likes alt. rock and obsessively listens to math rock and jam rock artists
>no girlfriend to play music and write songs with
>no girlfriend to drive around and listen to music with
>no girlfriend to write and play acoustic folk music with on sleepy days
>no girlfriend to listen to soulful, jazzy hip-hop with while doing ordinary things
>no girlfriend to pour thoughts and feelings into musical projects with
>no girlfriend to share songs that she closely identifies with lyrically and emotionally, so as to better understand her
>no girlfriend who likes writing and sharing lyrical ideas together
>no girlfriend to feel the strong emotional release of a particularly sentimental song with, choking up while singing, holding back tears while playing an instrument
>no girlfriend to feel deeply emotionally connected with while doing a jam session together and playing spontaneously and passionately
>no girlfriend to express yourself with and let out frustrations and anxieties with by playing music together
>no girlfriend to sing to you softly when you are tired
>no girlfriend to experiment and record songs and projects with, trying to get the sound to be just as you imagine it
>no girlfriend to learn and grow with as musicians
>no girlfriend to continue unfinished projects with and make them whole and complete
>no girlfriend to listen back with nostalgically on old recordings made together, and all those recordings you both had made before you met
>>29322216
Why would you need a girlfriend for any of those things?
I completely understand this feel, OP. Here's to hoping we find her some day
>>29322368
Is this a joke? How does almost any of that even work by yourself? Can you really not imagine how almost anything can be more enjoyable and productive when done with other people to collaborate with you?
Also,
>What is the crushing apathy that comes from loneliness that almost all of the time makes it feel impossible to enjoy anything?
ITT: Feels women are unable to feel
pic related
At least it only happens once. Then you are successfully ruined for life.
>>29322158
ITT: reposting the same shitty thread with the same shitty image because it the thread failed all the other times
>>29322222
thanks for bumping this hot thread with those dank quints friend
>care
>smoke weed
>dont care
>want to kill myself
>smoke weed
>go back to work
>feel like absolute shit
>drink a ton of alcohol
>postpone feeling like shit
>wake up
>three bong rips
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>three bong rips
>shower
>bong rip
>work
>lunch
>pipe in car
>done
>pipe in car
>home
>bong rip until asleep
>repeat
PRAY FOR VIPER!
#ManyVipersButOnlyOneViper
#Don'tKillYourselfMyMan
#Y'allCowardsDon'tEvenGetPneumonia
what's wrong with this attention whore's face
>>29322015
Did he o.d.?
>>29322015
Pls don't go viper...
Come on, /r9k/, think of your poor mothers who will never experience the joy of being a grandmother!
Surely you can man up and make a baby with a random slut to make your mother happy, right?
https://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g
>>29321991
Just look, this could be the woman who bears your child. Aren't you excited?
>>29321991
>have gf and love her
>she gets pregnant and we decide to get married
>I do everything for her
>she miscarries and breaks up with me
>I am irredeemable and get a vasectomy
>never again
>>29321991
Vitun tjaereborg
Post your dream girl ITT
>>29321978
I really really hope the pic isn't related.
>>29321978
I too would like to hold hands with that alien.
Does she (it?) sexually identify as an orange? top heck
>raid your oneitis' room
>find pic related
wat do
>>29321944
But he's a boy.
I'm the only trap in the relationship too.
Why he has those clothes?
>>29321944
Tbh kinda hawt
>>29321994
what if those were supposed to be a present for you
Hey brobots, how you holding up? Haven't seen one of these in a while, they're nice.. How have your A-levels been??
How many exams left?? What unis are you going to?
I just had my last Politics (AQA), fuck that subject.
>Spanish (wjec) and Econ(AQA) on monday, then another econ on thursday and im DONE.
Manchester here i come.
originally bumpingaofsoi
bump with origami
2 more modules left to do tomorrow for further maths.
Thank fuck I'm leaving Manchester
