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>gf breaks up with me
>really sad and depressed but hey if i did it once i can do it again right
>2 years go by
>dream of her on a weekly basis
>every other girl i meet doesn't give me the same childlike giddiness i felt around her
>haven't fucked kissed or felt strong feelings for a woman since
WHOEVER SAID ITS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL IS A FUCKING LIAR, THIS PAIN IS UNREAL AND I ENVY YOU ROBOTS!!!!
I ENVY YOU
RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT AND LET ME LIVE
How old are you?
Chances are you're mid twenties.
Now think about what it would be like having never met your gf and having the knowledge that no one will ever love and has ever loved you. That you are so repulsive no one has batted an eye your direction for 20+ years.
Now got off this board normie scum
>gf breaks up with me
>really sad and depressed but hey if i did it once i can do it again right
>2 years go by
>dream of her on a weekly basis
>every other girl i meet doesn't give me the same childlike giddiness i felt around her
>haven't fucked kissed or felt strong feelings for a woman since
>she asks to be friends again
>agree
>she sleeps and dates around with men now
>cant take it
>>29321906
Same bro. Met at girl at school who I had a crush on and thought finally broke the spell, but she already had a boyfriend.
I disagree though, that love was the happiest I ever felt and it absolutely crushed to me to have lost it, but I'm still hopeful.
This skeleton is getting more action than you ever will.
That's actually really hot, but why does she look like a giant compared to it?
>>29321858
It's a comedic sized Skellington
>>29321858
giantess shit, I guess
Why are we so gross while women are so heavenly, bros? We almost look like beasts compared to them.
>covered in coarse body hair from feet to face (ok, I'm mediterranean, this might be just me)
>more muscle mass and less fat makes us harder to the touch
>less neoteny features on the face
>stupid parts that have no use for us like nipples
>areas with prominent veins on the surface like the forearms and genitals
>our genitals are a veiny shaft we try to invade other bodies with and a wrinkly sac
>smell heavier than women on average, except when they are on their period
Meanwhile they are softer and smoother and you want to hug them and bury your face on their body and fall sleep in there forever.
The only thing we have going on is we can reach higher places and have more strength, both of which we have made antiquated and irrelevant thanks to technology.
You only think this way because, as a heterosexual, you see women as the fairer sex
If you were gay or something, you'd be praising all the things you love about men
Nothing is inherently pretty or ugly - our brain decide what's considered valuable and admirable.
That being said, to answer your question where the difference lies:
Sex takes 5 minutes and then an impregnated woman is occupied for 9 months. No other man can spread his genes through her. One alpha animal can impregnate 10 females in a day and this means none of the other males are going to reproduce. Any women that gets fucked gets to reproduce. (Only 1/6 of male sea lions ever get to reproduce, 5/6 don't continue their genetic pathway)
Thus, we see, woman are the strict bottleneck of reproduction. Naturally all fertile women are desirable. The most healthy ones are desirable the most. Naturally most men are irrelevant as far as reproduction goes, except to themselves.
So we find the valuable gender attractive / the largest part of the not inherently valuable gender irrelevant.
That's bullshit bro. Just lose the gut, jog, lift, start doing calisthenics and 'mire urself in the mirror. When you get in shape you'll realize the male form is aesthetically superior to the baby-'n-milk factory that is the female one.
Hello there, wagie!
How was work? Wait, what's that..? Mr Shekelstein made you work unpaid overtime? What a shame! Hahaha, oh well.
As for me, I've begun writing my thesis on ancient Greek philosophy. It's really interesting and I'm glad that I have the time to study it.
As Epictetus said
"There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power or our will."
So don't get upset when your tax money goes to my NEET brethren!
Oh would you look at the time! I have a physics lecture to attend. In my abundance of free time I have developed theories which rival those of Newton and Einstein themselves. Well, I'll see you later!
And as always...
Another day, another dollar.
According to the biblical tradition the absence of work -- idleness -- was a condition of the first man's state of blessedness before the Fall. The love of idleness has been preserved in fallen man, but now a heavy curse lies upon him, not only because we have to earn our bread by the sweat of our brow, but also because our sense of morality will not allow us to be both idle and at ease. Whenever we are idle a secret voice keeps telling us to feel guilty. If man could discover a state in which he could be idle and still feel useful and on the path of duty, he would have regained one aspect of that primitive state of blessedness. And there is one such state of enforced and irreproachable idleness enjoyed by an entire class of men -- the military class. It is this state of enforced and irreproachable idleness that forms the chief attraction of military service, and it always will.
>>29321751
Can you name some of those theories? They sound interesting
>mfw buying food off amazon
thats it, I've finally become a shut-in
Why did you do it guys?
>>29321720
Why do you shoot up schools, whitey?
>>29321945
the billboard in the living room kept showing me how futile my consumerist drone lifestyle was
>>29321945
Why do you shoot up nightclubs akmed?
Why are women more hostile to each other than men are hostile to each other?
It doesn't make sense to me, we men have to compete against each other in alot of aspects in life but women? Women don't really need to compete at all in their life yet they are the most hostile to each other
>>29321711
Boost their ego
uggghhh women amirite fellas haha
http://www.denisdutton.com/baumeister.htm
inb4 OP doesn't care for an answer but just wants to feel there's somebody out there who hears him
why do girls crave so much attention on the internet
Because western culture hijacks the dopamine reward system of the brain so it can indoctrinate you
Everybody craves attention.
You just don't have the means.
Why do you think anons shitpost? Attention (and some lulz). Anons just don't have a pretty face - that would be much more effective.
>>29321683
they get attention without even posting pictures of themselves
getting into a long term relationship and falling in love is one of the worst decisions ive made, 2/10 i would NOT suggest it
>he can feel love
I got into a long term relationship with someone I didn't love out of sheer loneliness. That's a decision I do NOT suggest. 4 years with someone you don't have feelings for is pretty bad for both of you. There's no passion; I never even had sex with her because there's no getting into it. She was unhappy and still to this day is unhealthily obsessed with me because I'm the guy who wasn't heads over heels for her that she could never satisfy.
>>29321628
Fucking.
Priceless.
>That kid who was flamboyantly gay and surrounded by girls at all times
>>29321535
that was me as a kid
why did people hate me
>>29321560
>that was me as a kid
Fucking disgrace
>>29321560I hated that kid very vocally, but always got hard around him and had to hide it because I really wanted to fuck him.
>Almost 9am
>Almost time to drink
>Excited for first beer/shot
>Plan to be drunk all day
Anyone else an alcoholic?
right here, let's take our first shot of the day together
I wait until 2pm or later. Makes it feel more special.
>tfw ran out of beer last night
What's your biggest problem right now?
>>29321394
fucked up with a girl i liked, i said i like her but wasnt sure, she liked me too.
one day i was reminiscing with buds and she came and wanted to talk
but with my social anxiety disorder wasnt even able xD
she took offense and i still havent said sorry to her
>>29321504
How old are you? Was this at college?
>>29321394
nobody trustworthy in sight
> tfw When you ask grills to have sex without rubber and they get mad at you....
> But the reason behind that it's that you get soft when putting it
feelsbadman.jpg
>>29321354
*Wearing it
>>29321354
Two words : Cock Ring
Also two words : Roleplaying Chatrooms
>>29321379
>Cock Ring
My dick works just fine.. But the condom is really something annoying which kills everything
>its now considered impossible by most of society to be a normal person and not use Facebook
Social media ruined society h b t
bullshit, more and more people quit facebook
I never get any weird looks when I say I dont use facebook... I think the only time someone said anything was on a dating site where a girl said I would probably be a fake because of it
I usually just say that I deleted my account because I thought it was too much of a timesink with no real value.. most people can relate
DON'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF BIG BROTHER
STAY IN LINE, GOYIM
People don't like face to face interactions as much as normies would like you to believe. You should see how sad it is on social media though. False happiness, passive aggression, stalking. People actually want and emhrace this shit.
Blue bird by Charles Bukowski
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I'm not going
to let anybody see
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he's
in there.
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
Stop all the clocks By W. H. Auden
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;- vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow- sorrow for the lost Lenore-
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
This it is, and nothing more."
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"- here I opened wide the door;-
Darkness there, and nothing more.
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.
ITT: We continue the story with one sentence.
I will start:
>MC wakes up, realizes he has been transferred to a RPG-game-like world.
he wakes up with two options...
>>29321117
Suck dick or kill his ex
>>29321132
>He decides to kill his ex.
