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Today is my last day of highshool, /r9k/.
Hold me please.
>>29318371
picrelated?
oregano commentario
>>29318371
pfffffffffffffft
18yo are just as retarded as 16 yo
i fucking hate you underage kids
>>29318464
I just found the picture somewhere. It's not related at all.
Friends are signing yearbooks and whatnot, it's the last day of graduation practice.
Why would anybody want a tattoo?
>>29318336
because it's the cool thing to do
you do want to fit in don't you anon?
but in al seriousness i'm waiting for the day where someone asks me "so what tattoos do you have anon" and i reply by saying i don't have any and they say "what do you mean you don't have any? everyone has tattoos anon"
you are literally in the minority these days if you are over 20 and don't have tatts
>>29318336
needles mean pain
People that get that many body & arm tattoos are going to look fucking stupid when they're old. Not to mention they effectively shut themselves out of any business job.
>good looking and in great shape
>r9k would call me a Chad probably
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>But I haven't left the house in 3 months and I've never even spoken to a girl properly
fuck your stupid memes
>>29318305
Gett out you normie fuck
>>29318317
I have Z E R O friends, I'm a ehhkv, I have no qualifications other than GCSE's and I'm a hikikomori
not a fucking normie you cuck
As every robot knows, being physically attractive means you are pretty much guaranteed to have a great life.
Who /exammeltdown/here?
Advanced cognitive processes exam in 4 and a half hour and I only studied for ~2 hours yesterday
Still better than nothing I guess
I've been looking for music and filling this jar for the past 5 weeks
How is you current uni/college situation?
>>29318276
Exam tommorow morning at 5, I know a bit but I'll either just pass or just fail
>>29318276
Waiting for results right now
>>29318276
>psycho"""logy"""
Kill yourself promptly.
>tfw messaged oneitis yesterday on snapchat and her chad boyfriend i didn't even know send me a picture of his cock in her pussy and told me she's busy
>tfw he probably fucked her several times last night and she probably enjoyed every second of it
I BOUGHT HER SOUVENIRS FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING TRIP TO JAPAN! WHY CAN'T SHE RECOGNIZE IM SUPERIOR BOYFRIEND MATERIAL??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T? IVE KNOWN HER WAY LONGER THAN HE HAS! I WAS THE ONE SHE WENT TO FOR COMFORT WHEN HER FUCKING DOG DIED! I HELPED HER STUDY ALL NIGHT SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T FAIL HER EXAMS! SO WHY? WHY CHOOSE HIM OVER ME?
>>29318243
At least you got to see her pussy
>>29318243
Well you sound angry and fat. I bet her bf is nice and in shape.
>>29318243
>I BOUGHT HER SOUVENIRS FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING TRIP TO JAPAN!
You got cucked lel
Ignoring politics for a minute - does anyone else think that our world, and the lives we lead, get shitter collectively? It's been something that I've theorised lately.. Based upon nothing but anecdotal evidence.
>>29318213
No.
The proof that it is getting better and better is the very fact that you have increasing access to information about what's happening around it which you then base your confirmation bias of that it is getting shittier on.
>>29318213
It's just you getting older, anon. I enjoy living life without polio or the plague.
>>29318238
Seeking non-autistic answers here, to corroborate my esoteric belief system.
Thanx.
Lets get a consensus definition of what it means to be a robot.
Lets put our heads together and come to a conclusion.
What is the definition of a r9k robot?
Must be:
- Male
- Neet
- Poor
- Khv
- No social circle
The above criteria is just the tip of the iceberg. Im sure there's more.
If you are not at least all of these then you're not a robot. You're a failed normie at worst, or a late blooming normie
>male
>virgin
>loner
>no social media
>autism (optional)
>weird hobbies/interests (optional)
>>29318248
What if you are living in a place that forces you to work, without any convenient neetbux?
>tfw you start hearing the birds chirping outside
goddammit
>>29318163
Shoot them. They're cucking you
>>29318163
>tfw you see the light seeping in through the curtains
>notlikethis
>>29318163
birds are cunts
Welcome to GUYS WE F****D: THE ANTI SLUT-SHAMING PODCAST. They spread their legs, now they're spreading the word that women should be able to have sex with WHOEVER they want WHENEVER they want and not be ashamed or called sluts or whores.
Welcome to a new revolution.
Each week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) interview a gentleman they slept with. Some they made love to, some they had sex with a few times and some they f****d in a hotel bathroom...er, what? Corinne & Krystyna want to make the world a more sex-positive place...one candid story of intercourse at a time.
https://soundcloud.com/guyswefucked
Seriously... what the fuck? How does this make you guys feel?
sage report and hide
Pretty disgusting desu senpai. This is what society and "women's rights" culture has come to. Being proud to be a cum dumpster for Chads. To slut shame is now "oppression"?
No it's called, "have a little self respect you cock guzzling roastie."
>>29318253
its just so they dont feel bad and can get a beta male to support them in their not qt years
whats really annoying is how authoritative it is, you have a right to be a super slut and sleep with 1000s of chads, but i have the right to think that is disgusting and you will never get money out of me, we both have opinions of each other, so what?
I did that. I told her my feels, robots, and got rejected. I knew a girl like her would never like someone as pathetic as me, but I did it anyway. Now I risk losing even the friendship.
Please someone stop this ride.
>>29318087
>I told her my feels
You fucked up
You dun goofd. You showed your pussy emotion. Girls dont want that. They want a strong chad to hold them in there arms. Not them holding some fat slob neet in there arms
>>29318096
I know, but my mind was not cleat that time... and, for a moment, I thought that she could feel the same. She seemed so happy near me.
Daily reminder to ignore shill threads.
Just looking at the catalog i spotted lots of them.
>>29318052
MATE! You are letting them get the best of you. I assume you've never read anything about psychological warfare campaigns right? They want you to become paranoia. That IS the objective!
>>29318088
im sorry I just couldn't ignore all these fucking shills. Its so blatant yet people keep falling for it
>>29318121
>>29318052
stop making them then
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
Turn off your alarm and quit hitting the snooze button. You are pissing off your own fellow wagecucks.
Jokes on you, I live in Japan and I'm going to bed soon :^)
>>29318032
Listen faggot, you post around the catalog like you own the place but you'll never get that satisfying feel a job well done by the end of the day as your beautiful home looms beautifully in your foresight ready to greet you from a hard days work. You'll never feel the greet NEET, you'll never accomplish anything other than your food order
>>29318068
But wagey, I've already got a home that I see on my way home everyday after doing whatever I want.
Want to know how I've earned enough to buy one?You're paying for it.
racism is fundamentally un-america
end racism now
sage
originalio
Scientists say race isn't real.
>end racism now
>b..but i still want special treatment because of my race
>reply "kek" to a post I find funny
>get called a samefag
u fucking samefag
>>29317975
samefag scum, kys
>>29318025
originally kek'd
Any girls that want to be treated like a boy being comforted by a mommy but the mommy is actually the man?
Showered with kisses, tucked in, sung lullabies, rocked, etc.
Does porn exist of this?
>>29317942
Nigga what
Origami
so being treated like a little girl by a daddy? yes that's a thing. you just described it in the weirdest way possible.
>>29318101
No is a mommy not daddy
