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Fembots, did you ever do something sexual with an animal or did you ever fantasize about it?
>>29319682
Fantasize about it a lot. Would never do it though.
That poor dog has herpes now.
>>29320645
What animals in what fantasies?
>Parents go out
>Spend ages searching for something worth fapping to
>Finally find something at exactly the same time my parents return
>to scared to fap when parents are home
>doesn't fap with the door wide open so mommy can bring fresh baked tendies
Normies.
>been living alone for a few years now
>get progressively degenerate tastes because no fear of ever getting caught
How did I go from big tittied lesbians to tranny gangbangs, fuggg
>still living with your parents
>not making up for it by cleaning/cooking for them so they can surprised when they come home and be just a little bit less disappointed in their failure of a son
>31
>felon
>probation
>no contact with minors
>need a job
>>29319629
What did you do anon
original origami
>>29319629
Start trappin
>>29319629
Did ya diddle lil sophie?
>tfw she changes her relationship status on facebook to "In a relationship"
>tfw you were just about to swallow your pride and ask her out
FUCKING CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you've known her for years and finally work the courage to ask her out
>tfw she rejects you and says she simply doesn't know you well enough to star a relationship with you
>tfw she starts dating some random chad she literally just met at a party and won't hang out with you on the weekends anymore
if she's known of your existence for more than a month and isn't sucking your dick, it's too late senpai
>>29319754
Wrong, my current gf had been my friend for 1.5 years prior to our relationship.
/DMT/ general (no it's not about the drug)
Post all your ironic depression memes here desu
>>29319440
This' all I got
>>29319440
Sorry fellas for unoriginal comment cuck
smhfamtbh
originelean
>"What? You don't like the new Ghostbusters trailer anon? Wow, I bet it's just because it has women in it you fucking sexist pig, stop being such a fucking misogynist"
Or maybe it's because it's shit? Movie producers put their best material in their trailers to try and entice audiences to watch the movie, and what have we got from Ghostbusters 2016? A lot of unfunny yelling and shitty physical """"""comedy""""""
>>29319434
Awh lordy lord. If it is just a shit movie why make such a drama outta it
Just ask these people if they think it's a good idea to remake a bruce lee movie using a white man and see how fast they back peddle
>>29319717
Neckbeard gonna neckbeard?
im trying to become a chad.
heres my plan.
(btw on vacation in area with plenty of girls.)
start with (morals)
-NOFAP
-NOPORN
phase 2 (appearance)
-brush/floss teeth thoroughly and more often
-exercise
phase 3
-practice chad like behavior until it feels normal
finally: no longer kissless virgin
any thoughts?
I think nofap and noporn can be good ideas but only in MODERATION. If you are ready to bust a load at any minute you may get desperate and come on too strong in the situation, especially since this is your first chad experience.
>>29319426
good point
you tried this before?
>>29319450
No but I once held hands with a girl and pre-came in my pants a lot so you have to be careful
>tfw she hasn't send me a message in 4 weeks or replied to mine
Is it over? has she had enough of me? she will reply anytime now right.
Its over, sorry man.
>>29319713
It's good to have hope, right? Any day now she will send me a message i can feel it.
>>29319834
It's not hope at this point, it's delusion.
How do you guys make the "REEEEE" sound? I can't quite find the right tone
Pic slightly unrelated
>>29319334
The ree does not come from one's vocal cords, but one's soul.
>>29319374
Thank, nigger
Try to emulate a kettle that has come to a boil
As for the "number of sexual partners" question, you wrote "N/A". What did you mean by this?
No adults
Nearly Arcane
Nearly applicable
Lena Headey bursts into your room and demands that you fuck her in the ass
Wat do?
>>29319304
can we call her mom?
>>29319304
Tell her that I prefer Natalie Dormer
I want her to queen-dom me, make me worship her on my knees, etc. She is sexy when she is being powerful.
HOLD THE DOOOOOR HOLD THE DOOOR HODOR HOOOODOOOR!
Kek the guy assisted in the massacre of 50 homos because he was too selfish to open the door for a few seconds
Which gay?
>>29319294
This one. Happend in Orlando. He could have saved at least 5 people if not 10 or more.
Hes an actor I see?....there seems to be a lot of actors involved in this, its strange.
he holded the door? Why isnt he getting a whole bunch of hate? Imagine someone holding the door on you.
>you make her laugh
>tyrone makes her squirt
Tfw black but small dick.
Fuck this world
>>29319157
BIG BLACK (rubber) COCK
>>29319157
That's the closest approximation to my dick I've seen on the internet. And no, I don't mean the black one.
I'm actually kind of proud.
who /stopped eating/ here?
not really sure what i'm trying to accomplish.. maybe i'll pass out
nah it just hurts a lot
pick a different method
>>29319042
Me.
Yesterday I had a piece of bread and a few chips to hold down my ssri and stomach acid.
maybe you feel as if you dont deserve food, because of your failures, or perhaps you have an unhealthy view of your body image, and trying to lose weight in an unhealthy and extreme way. Or maybe even that your life is always the same, and this is a way to change at least something in your life.
either or you will accomplish nothing, so i suggest just eating something
help me guys I want to sell weed but I don't know many people I can sell it to. what should I do?
>>29319034
Lebron JUST
Holy shit
What happened? Is he ok?
>>29319085
he's balding from all the stress of trying to carry his garbage team
JJJUUUUUUSSSTTT
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