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>Abdou I. alias "Pascal" met Lauren M. on viennas Westbahnhof on December 18 while he was illegal in Austria. She "pitied" him and gave him shelter in her one room flat
>he claims he only was a coke dealer and supplied her with coke for sex in return. drug tests show that she was no druggie but liked to had sex with several (brown) men
>on January 23 she gave a party in her flat, having sex with 3 young afghan refugees in the process, everyone taking turns
>the day after "Pascal", who had a key for the flat, entered the flat and waited for the 3 afghans to leave. then he proceeded to fuck Lauren M. while pressing her head so hard into a pillow that she suffocated
>coroners explain that she didn't fight back because she was asleep most likely (maybe drunk)
>after killing her he tried to set the flat on fire unable to succeed. after that he fled to switzerland were he was caught and put into custody. dumb fucker forgot to drop his cellphone
Kek american women
>>29317342
Got what she deserved
The euphoria I feel everytime I hear another story like this is absolutely indescribable. When will women ever learn? How can one gender be so collectively naive? Hopefully a fembot will provide an adequate answer
absolutely nothing of value was lost. Thankfully that human cum-dumpster didn't have the opportunity to reproduce.
Why did he do it? I can't figure it out.
>>29317315
He was the gay Elliott Rogers but wasnt scared to fully go through with his plan
He grew up in an oppressive culture. he was probably a sweet child just like Elliot Rodger, for a very brief period of time, until american society hoisted upon him false notions of what it truly means "to be a man," and he absorbed all of it and filtered it through an inherently unhealthy mind -- not to mention his difficulties with his own homosexual urges, etc, etc etc. Obviously the ISIS thing was just a ruse.
He didn't realize "OP is a fag" was a meme
why do normies use 'virgin' to insult shut-in males?
only other shut-in males do this, senpai. true chads don't care.
>>29317270
because the only thing that undermines an autist's unshakeable pride is reminding him that you have what he could never get
They're trying to shame us I guess.
They know that it cuts to the core of us whereas nothing else really can, it's their only weapon really. They know that they can't hope to win against men but they know that this is our only weakness.
tfw poor but spend money irresponsibly
>spent $600 on clothes & shoes alone this week
>Dropped my Edge 7 cracked screen
>Took it to repair
>repair cost $250 quote
>Buy a brand new Samsung Edge 7
what is wrong with me
You're not poor if you can afford that
>>29317259
Poor people stay poor for a reason, spending most of your money on temporary things that aren't needs and are wants instead is a trait.
Just get more self restraint and prioritise what's really important. Make a budget if you need to
>>29317259
Because you're a fucking moron and you know you're doing something stupid but you don't care enough about yourself to control your bullshit.
>pepe
>been internally pronouncing it "peep" all this time
>hear normies audibly say "pehpay"
the normies are right, senpai
how does it feel to be worse than a normie
i say 'pehpee'
it's pronounced "pee pee," just as "meme" is "mee mee."
>kkk-tier racist against blacks
>always flirt with sexy dark black women
who else /hypocrite/ here?
>>29317231
just because they are good for a fuck doesn't mean they are good for anything else
I'm also racist against whites and have a white gf.
Can you guess her hair and eye color, bleachmonkey? ;^)
>>29317346
this
i've fucked prime indian/black pussy, top tier
Man noone can make me hate women, the majority of them are pretty nice and i dont see why the hell are you guy so pissy about them.
Just because you're an ugly fucktard and never had a girlfriend doesn't = into all of them being bitches for not giving you kisseses and huggiesies and sexeses.
this whole board is made out of pathetic losers who are pissed off at women because they never had a relationship or someone to love them
>>29317203
Sweet bait. Made me reply to point out that it's bait, but I still noticed it was bait so 7/10.
>>29317203
go back to facebook silly roastie, this place is not for your kind
>>29317203
I requested that a female grant me entry into her rosy gates of heaven.
She declined my request.
Therefore, she is a subhuman degenerate whore.
What's so hards to understand? I am a 10/10.
Any other gay robots awake? Why is it so hard to sleep? My mind moves so fast but I'm so exhausted.
>>29317197
Same except I'm coming down from acid lol
>>29317249
Try taking lexapro or paxil or any SSRI class antidepressant really, it makes you come down pretty fast. I get really messy comedowns from acid where I slip in and out of thinking everything is ridiculous sometimes until maybe noon the next day after I trip.
I sometimes have this problem as well OP, try using your brain to focus on something reallu specific until it tires from it. Make sure you dont jump to anything else, will yourself to keep track of whats happening. Normally i create a fantasy type story almost as if im reading a novel and keep going over whats happening, not letting myself stray from the dream-scape ive created. Eventually the story molds into a dream as i drift off
>my inner-dialogue is sparse and empty
>i feel dead inside
>literally feel like an automaton
>depersonalization disorder at its worst, feel like bipolar is sneaking up and developing
>fear i might be schizophrenic for various reasons
Fuck, I can't even write a legible post. I feel fucking retarded. How am I supposed to go to college, get a GF, do fucking anything when I am inherently flawed?
Who mentally ill here
>I don't know what I am
>I'm not what I do or say
>nothing about me is sincere
>everything is separated from me
>even as I type this I don't feel like it's me typing
>even my thoughts are just things floating around an internal nothingness
>only when I die I will finally be true to my nature
>>29317184
Nah, you're just a shitty millenial. Enjoy your internet, bro!
>Multiple personality disorder
>auditory hallucinations
check check
do girls who don't have a boyfriend even exist
>>29317163
some go the boyfriend route, some go the cock carousel route
my girlfriend did not have a boyfriend before we began dating, nor did my previous girlfriends.
>>29317180
>one guy has had multiple gfs that never had bfs before
And they say harems aren't real. I wonder how many girls have gone out with multiple guys that never had a gf.
As always girls would rather share a Chad than date someone normal.
Hehe hi guys! I saw the corn cob emoji meme on Reddit haha and so I searched for it on Know Your Meme (KYM) and found the Chad Says Beta Things meme page! The meme page says 4chan's /r9k/ board (that's you guys XD) made this corn cob meme so I was wondering if anyone could tell me what it means?
Thanks in advance, I'll give an upvote to those who explain it well XD
Haha, of course, friend! :D
Everyone from Reddit is welcome here :)
Or, should I say, "normie get out ree" hehe :P
>>29317097
Hehe, this is a spicy meme you have there xD, I think it is really dank lol ;)
edit: Why the downvotes!? What did I do wrong lol
deus vult
be gone, demon.
>have to go see social worker
>show up
>talk for an hour
>just small talk, kind of awkward
>until it's just about time to leave
>"anon, have you ever been assessed for autism?"
>wtfno.jpg
>"I'm going to put you down for an ASD assessment."
Anyone else ?
No. I got diagnosed entirely on my own volition.
>>29317067
>have to go see social worker
Why though my anon?
>>29317076
You're lucky. I am only 18 just now though, so I'm not too old.
>>29317096
When I was 12-13 I was forced into therapy, because long story short I was depressed. I convinced my parents to let me stop going after about a year, but now that I'm moving out on my own they wanted to do one last check in. I didn't fight it because it'd just be a pain.
Daily reminder that you will never have a qt Bulgarian bf.
As a young white Anglo-Saxon hetro male, I am completely fine with this.
>>29317050
Well, this hot stud is my bf so I'm fine
People who give a fuck: 0,0000001%
females, why the fuck are you here? why are you on a board for white incel males
>>29317033
To laugh at them.
r9k is "a place for hanging out and posting greentext stories." -- so sayeth moot
Did I accidentally come to wizchan? I thought I was on 4chan, a normie site made by normies for normies.
Hey /r9k/, I'm basically ready to commit sudoku. I was wondering if calling the suicide hotline will bring me some comfort or give me some kind of help in order to get pass a few big problems that I've had for a few years.
Anyone have any stories?
>>29316994
Do you have friends or family you could call? The hotline is certainly worth a shot.
Also, the fact you're thinking about calling a hotline tells me you don't really want to do this. You're just in pain right now. What's the problem OP?
>>29316994
>sudoku
Seppuku you dumb fuck.
plz don't do it anon!
Most of us are thinking about it too, it's though.
>>29316994
>suicide hotline
They just call the cops on you, don't fall for this meme or at the very least state you do not intend to commit suicide and only have suicidal thoughts that you don't plan on acting on
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