This is the girl that I want
Is she too pretty for a robot like me? What do you think lads, should I go for it?
>>29313630
>seeking women
you have already lost
What're your stats?
>>29313707
6'0"
skeleton/skinnyfat
6x6 inch cock
So, r9k - y not kill yourself?
I think I'm gonna end up doing it eventually. I wish I didn't have to put my family through it. If there was a way I could just fall of the radar somehow it would be great. But there really is no credible way. It is somewhat selfish.
seems like a lot of effort
>>29313618
because it is not quite as simple as "l0l0ll dude go kys lmao"
huge psychological barrier to ending your own life, you fucking retarded normie
>friend texts me to see how I'm doing
>tell him that this week hasn't been a good week due to a lot of drama
>tell him that I don't want to talk about it and that I would prefer to be alone for awhile
>friend hasn't texted me in 2 months
>text friend to see how he was doing and why he hasn't talked to me for so long
>he tells me that he was waiting for me to text back...
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nope, fuck you. if you're gonna say you don't feel like talking i'm not gonna stick my neck out again to hear the same "i still dont wanna talk"
>>29313645
You wait 1-2 weeks at most and during that time you make some attempt at contact to make sure that person is still alive.
>>29313645
This, you sound like a woman
Hey bots who's your favorite fictional character. This can be a character from a movie, book, manga, anime, etc. Why are they your favorite.
>>29313592
>vash the stampede
badass plant-human life form with a good heart
>spike spiegal
self-explanatory
>megatron
evil transformer robo
>X (mega man)
self-explanatory
>Zero (mega man)
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>Red and Green/Blue (pokemon)
>Jin (samurai champloo)
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>pic very related
I have a God Complex and I always fantasize about making this world better, similar to how Light thinks.
>>29313592
Personally, I fucking love Neji from Naruto. His life philosophy on destiny as well as how he dies shows that only Chad and stacies get to win due to being born in the right family. In my opinion he represents robots quite well.
Do you guys think I have a chance with her? She looks shy and insecure, and probably likes spending time with very few people.
And besides, she looks very pretty. I'd make sure to compliment her so she understands my affection for her.
>>29313548
>shy and insecure
>that hair color
Looks like she fucks in the first date. And by "date" i mean within 1 hour of meeting.
>>29313548
Son, you're at /r9k/... the answer is NO.
>>29313548
she's too pretty that i wouldnt bother trying desu senpai
>tfw stopped growing at 13
>tfw 5'3"
Should I just kill myself? I'm 20 and people honestly think I'm about 14 Years Old.
just become a trap instead qt
>>29313534
I tried it, but it didn't quite work out.
What's your living situation like?
Anyone on here know how people with aspergers deal with LSD? My friend who has it wants to trip with me but I'm worried he'll bad trip and I'll have to deal with that
Also LSD stories
>>29313493
Well fuck me then
Bump because I gotta know
Having autism is basically the same as a permanent LSD trip of maybe half a tab but without the visuals.
>>29313493
Got myself 4 tabs of LSD a few days ago, yet to try them.
Honestly planning on saving it for the next time I really want to kill myself then i'm going to take all 4, 150 mcg tabs at the same time and induce ego death
Worst case scenario I still want to die afterwards and nothing changes
Best case scenario I die and get reborn a better person
Alright guys, this is it, this is the end...
Ive been a NEET for about 5 years now and im 24 years old.
My mom is mad, and i mean real mad, shes pissed. She wants me out by tomorrow morning.
Ive got $250 and im going to live in my truck. I dont know how im going to do this, but i am.
Im going to go far away from this place as i can. Maybe find a job in the rural areas or something. I plan to put a water tank and a shower tube in my truck bed for showering and live in the cab.
I knew this day would come sooner or later...
Goddamn this might be me in the near future. Ive halfseriously considered ending it before this moment comes.
Im not at all equipped to face and join the "real" world. No friends, connections, very little work exp... fuck this shit man hard
>>29313451
>I knew this day would come sooner or later...
Good thing you made the effort to sort yourself and be prepared for it then.
>>29313451
for quick cash paint curb addresses senpai. print out a bunch of flyers offering yoru service, talking about safety for emergency services finding it easier, etc. 15-20 dollars. walk/drive around a neighborhood and put one in the mailbox of every house you see that needs their address repainted. buy/make stencils, spray paint. can make a few hundred a weekend but only about 1 in 20 will bite so numbers are your friend
How do you keep life from becoming stale?
My daily routine is
>Go to school
>Go to work
>Do homework
>Smoke weed and play vidya or watch netflix until I pass out
Literally been this way for months, there's no way this is all that adult life offers. I dont really like going to bars because I hate spending money. I also dont have many friends in this town. I have plenty of hobbies, and spend a ton of time on them, but even those...
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>>29313420
Smoke less weed and change up your routine. Also enjoy a refreshing glass of ice cold Pepsi-Cola as a fun way to jazz up your day!
>>29313420
>hates spending money
>smokes weed every day
Stoners are absolutely the most retarded people on earth.
Why not lease a brand new 2016 Nissan Altima starting at only $299 a month!
Utilize that 182 horsepower to propel yourself straight of a cliff!
>we're closer to 2020 than we are 2010
>>29313401
good, 2010 was fucking shit. We're closer to 2030 than 2000 too (:
>>29313433
The world went to shit in 2001
Most people on this board would have no idea though
>>29313456
never forghetti
originalio commento
>tfw no cute weeb neet steam gf
>they all want chad or have orbiters
>tfw no dibba dabba dooba dap
>they all dibbity doo patta bing-hoo
>>29313380
>tfw no cute weeb neet skype trap bf
>they all want chad or have orbiters
>tfw bf
>tfw all i want is shitposting
what does /r9k/ think of me getting my wife pregnant without her consent?
Didn't she implicitly agree to have my children when she married me?
tl;dr no it's not, it's like 2 sentences you faggot
People should only have enough kids to their it is within their budget. Any more and everyone loses: especially tax payers.
>>29313399
that is totally not answering my question so fuck you
Her body, her choice. Unless you go out of your way to prevent her from using contraceptives, it will be her fault/choice if she gets pregnant from it.
And even if you do actually prevent her, she'd need to be able to prove it to have a leg to stand on. All of this said though, just as she can't really stop you from impregnating her, you also can't stop her from aborting the baby if she doesn't want it.
>n-nyaa
>>29313361
anon please be my online gf, I'm so desparate
>>29313378
ok lol gimme money
>this will never be real
I wanna die.
I decided to stop browsing /pol/ and come here. What are you guys like?
>>29313295
This is a board for autistic people with social anxiety who can't get sex
It's only gonna make you sad
>>29313295
If you came here to escape the reddit shills don't bother. This board sucks now anyway, tripfags, "fembots", "blackbots", etc. Complete normie board at this point
>>29313295
it's pol without politics
ITT; PROVE YOUR AN OLDFAG
It's the only way to stop the normie shitposters.
>>29313270
oh for fucks sake why would you post a tired old meme like candlejack
seriously it's 2016 an
I remember when I first saw Candlejack. I didn't understa
r/chan activity literally just skyrocketed