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why are people who are interested in politics so obnoxious?
if you think of politics like a sports it's easier to understand
those types of obnoxious political people are basically like crazy sports fans who go ape shit if you talk badly about their team
>>29311154
People whose hobby is poltics tend to be stupid people who don't understand their relative place in the grander order. Especially the ones not making money off it.
They're like the most brutal sports fans, except meglomanical and sober.
>>29311154
>Why are people passionate about things that I don't care about
>If I don't care about politics, no one should
What happened to the white race?
care to put in your own input before making a shitty thread?
>>29311120
The "politically correct" era. This is why we need Trump
America invented modern liberalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aparoiKRm4Q
>>29311066
Not even the tornado wanted him
fuck off with this e-celeb shit. fucking youtubers
why are you shilling for this normie exactly?
Potentially have got my first job
>cleaning and trolleys at a supermarket
Any tips on not screwing up and embaressing myself?
>>29311065
Just be yourself
Also, how much an hour?
>>29311065
Do your job. If you don't know how to do something ask your coworkers/managers. Be sure to clock in and out. Talk with your coworkers because then it's awkward if you don't.
How do you fuck up spraying a cart down with a hose
What was her name anon?
Did it hurt?
>You instantly knew who I'm talking about
>Maddy
megan
what the fuck is it with girls named megan and being cunts?
There was never a her in my life
>>29311105
I'll help.
Her name was Mom.
>Your mother comes out as gay, and divorces your dad.
>With her new found sexuality, your mother goes out and mingles with women. By the end of her first month, she has already casually dated 7 women, and slept with 5.
>How do you handle your mom now having better luck with women than you?
My mom divorced my dad long ago, and after a radical hysterectomy she now identifies as a eunuch.
boom, my mom is better than all-a y'alls moms
>>29311176
I thought women were eunuchs by default.
Did they lop off her tits?
I'd probably force my mom to bring home women that we could drug and rape together.
>"Soooooo, Anon! Tell me about your hobbies! what do you like to do for fun?!"
>>29310996
When someone asks me this I just say I sleep because that's the only hobby I have
>>29310996
How do I get a hobby when nothing interests me?
>>29310996
Hockey, vydia, cycling, bass
Nobody has asked me that in a very long time
>Only attracted to traps
>Can only fap to interracial porn
>When watching porn, likes to imagine they are the qt twink/girl
>15+ years now
Does this mean I'm gay? What does this mean?
>>29310964
You are addicted to porn, and have become increasingly desensitized to porn. Now you need stronger (and newer) visual stimuli when it comes to porn, which means more taboo and less-socially acceptable porn, to get the same effect. (So yes, porn addiction can "turn you gay". It's not 4chan that makes you gay, it's porn addiction.
The good news? The brain is extremely elastic, so this is fixable. The bad news? The fix is not watching porn for a month or so (you can fap, but no fantasies, so just avoid fapping or else you will just watch porn halfway through), which will begin the reversal progress of you turning more and more degenerate.
Porn isn't natural, it's easy to see how one can get addicted, especially since porn is posted so often on r9k.
Don't believe me? Do a few searches and see what you find.
liking traps doesnt make you gay
traps are fucking hot
no expectios
Senpai, who is that goddess? I must know.
what do vaginas feel like ?
It's different by race
>>29310962
Like the inside of your cheeks desu
Just warmer
>>29310962
They feel like Salty milk and pennies
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn 300 most common words
>read newspapers
>watch tv
>you will figure out the subtle nuances of sentence structure
you are now a master of the language
works every time
Find a flaw
>learn 300 words of lojban
>lojban only has 600 words because each word is a syllable and the syllables are combined to create new words
>know half of lojban
its a really fucking easy language to learn, everyone should speak it.
What if you have to read something that's not a newspaper some day retard
What if need count 301
Admit that there is not one place on this entire internet that is active like r9k, and is immune to normalfags.
It is impossible to be popular like 4chan and have absolutely no normal fags. It is truly impossible.
How you would say "GTFO NORMAL REEEE" is helping getting rid of this scum is just total autism. What goes through your head when you faggots type this on your keyboards? Dare I say, mobile devices? What the fuck really is going through your heads? "Wow, I really showed that normie XDD". You didn't show him shit, and he won't leave. Normies will NOT leave this board until we band together and become the chemotherapy of this board.
We need to start a campaign, maybe Make /r9k/ Great Again, and make MRGA hats like Trump does.
We get rid of all the:
- tripfags
- normalfags
- women
- christfags
- moralfags
- camwhores
- /soc/fags
I guarantee that all these faggots will leave and give us our save space back IF we do something about it.
Ignore all the normal fag threads. Ignore all the fembot threads. Ignore any thread that does not belong here. Sage just won't do it. Going to that thread and replying is where it's at. A furnace won't go out if you keep putting coal in it. Your shitty "sage XD" reply will fuel their furnace. Ignore them, cold fucking turkey.
We can do this.
Also, enjoy my OC.
>thinking people still post sage
Get out of here, summerfag.
Only normies say normie, normie.
>>29310906
Saging a thread just means you won't bump it with your post, you turd. It doesn't make the thread go any lower than it naturally does due to activity in other threads.
Ps, I'm a normalfag with a job and a gf and many friends
>>29310906
Normies are cool as long as they post OC and don't harass others with their awesome lifestyles
Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
>>29310821
femen are awesome. Only fat women oppose naked women.
>>29310821
I usually agree, but sex-positive feminism lowers women's sexual market value and by extension erodes roasty privilege. Any true misogynist is a sex-postive feminist
>>29310876
I like naked women that don't think their sexuality should be available to literally everyone within eyeshot.
The word slut isn't disparaging because someone has sex with lots of people, it's disparaging because you don't value yourself and you chauvinistically give it to anyone and everyone just because you feel like it. It's bad in the same way laziness or gluttony is bad.
>texting mom and gf at the same time
>accidentally get my replies mixed up
>mom now thinks I want to eat out her ass
>gf now thinks I want her to buy me tendies with my GBPs
FUCKING KILL ME NOW THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
WHAT DO ROBOTS?
>>29310794
Eat your moms ass of course. You don't want to disappoint her do you?
>>29310794
Eating your Mom's ass is cheaper GBP-wise than tendies, anyway.
If your gf loves you, you'll get tendies
>gf
please go.
>"I believe that whoever asks the other person out should pay for the date."
>never asks the man out
>>29310791
>whoever asks the other person out should pay for the date.
Lol fuck that shit. I only pay if were in a serious relationship otherwise she has a job just like I do so she can pay for her own shit
>>29310879
that's why you're here buddy.
>"I'm not like other girls"
>is like other girls
Post your kik so you can be lonely with someone else tonight.
memoryvague
>>29310781
my girlfriend is on her way up to post hers. She is downstairs and ive been ignoring her for 3 hours, so shes feeling pretty lonely she said.
>>29310781
I'm not a 15 year old middle class american girl. I don't have a kik. Hell I don't even have a smartphone.
larry0224 send disgusting pics if you're bored
