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ITT: We talk about our wasted potential
i never had any potential to waste
you can still turn things around, you're just choosing not to
>>29309598
I'm the only male inheritor of my family name, and an only child. I've got so much poured into me that I think no matter what I do I will have wasted it.
Why is the female body so awkward?
because women are a blob of fat designed to cook babies
it looks beautiful to me.
Every part of their body is designed to make and take care of babies. Kind of weird when you think about it from a non-sexual pov
email : [email protected]
password : anon4chan
Hey /r9k/
i created this fake facebook account above
you can log in and do whatever you want , text and fuck with people you know, catfish or whatever
rules :
1) same rules as here
2) don't be a faggot and change the password
Won't the account get locked from so many different login origins?
>>29309582
i did it months ago on /b/ and it went fine
you dont deserve shit
>Have always loved reading
>Have wanted to be a writer myself since I was 12
>Wrote a ton of shitty stuff since, mostly keeping it in notebooks, keep some, throwing away most
>Left all those at my parents house when I went to college
>Return home for the summer, Mother seems distant from me
>That night she sits me down at the table and says "Anon, I was going through some of your old stuff and found this..."
>She hands me one of my old notebooks
>My heart drops when I see it because I recognize it as the one I kept when I was 15 or 16 and know it's full of some edgy shit
>She has fucking bookmarks in the notebook and opens up to a page where I wrote a very descriptive scene of a woman being gang-raped and then murdered
>She asks me whats wrong with me
>I try to tell her it's not real, that I was just experimenting with different subject matters as a kid, that I don't write shit like that anymore
>She doesn't say anything, but she flinches away from me when I reach for the notebook
>She hasn't talked to me since last night
How do I convince my mother that a fictional story is just a fictional story.
>>29309531
You clone yourself and gangrape her, it's the only way.
What an absolute stupid cunt. Please explain to her what "fiction" is.
>>29309667
This, OP. If she can't be convinced then she's an idiot.
Post your favorite model.
I fap to Miss Pinder every day.
Alexis Ren, in a league all her own
>>29309522
what's up with her nips
>>29309727
Very nice taste, anon
NEETs, what's it like being blown the fuck out on a daily basis?
She sounds like a feminist cunt but she is right.
"Nice" guys are huge gaping pussies who want to act like women and not make any moves and then wonder why women aren't attractive to them.
Cue the faggots complaining about how they shouldn't have to do anything.
>>29309512
Id love to tie that girl up and bury my nose in her little pink asshole before i violently pound it with my girthy 6.5" cock
What does this have to do with NEETs again?
>tfw no chapo bf
>>29309441
alex jones told me hes cia
>>29309441
he was alpha af: only dated super models
>>29309441
Those mexican uniforms look nice desu
Conspiracy theorists of /r9k/: was this thing in Orlando a hoax like Sandy Hook to take our guns away or was this one legit?
Really? You want to get your facts from 4chan?
>>29309419
well, i dont want to make assumptions, but its safe to say that, whatever happened, we know what group of hookednosed mediacontrolling bankers is to blame
nah it was just a self hating faggot who happened to be a muslim, so he thought jihad would make up for all the poz loads he took in his boyhole
Am I retarded or is nicotine just fucking me? Every time I smoke one cigarette I immediately crave smoking another one because I don't feel the effects very well, but when I smoke two in succession I invariably end up getting sick.
>Am I retarded
Yeah you are fucking retarded
>>29309403
Enjoy your lung cancer, idiot.
>>29309403
This is outrageous. You must have naturally low dopamine or something. At the height of my smoking days I never smoked more than 10 in a day. Fucking rediculous
What is /r9k/ listening to? I'm listening to Summoning's best album imo.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SK9qPnBDxos
Dol Guldur is better IMO. Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9RrspCGuhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPQ7iLDoNg&index=5&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4ah-5zLl-plIWpq3aXARHHu
crywank is cool desu
>>29309388
>>29309916
Minas Morgul is even better though
But any fan of Summoning is a friend nevertheless. Favorite band forever.
Also check out Caladan Brood. Cleaner and more epic than black metal but they're basically a Summoning tribute, and no one has ever complained of too much Summoning.
Okay guys I really do not know what to say. This girl was the first person to go out with me ever 2 years ago and on one of our 2nd dates I sperged out got embarrassed left the theatre and never contacted her back. Now we are here and she messages me on Fb. I do not know what to say. I never have any conversations with anyone I really have no idea what the hell to do or say back. Help please. I was sitting here enjoying my evening playing OSRS grinding away slayer and now I am fuckign shaking
>>29309374
It's your fault for playing Runescape.
>Play shitty games, win shitty prizes
Straight ask her to lunch before any bullshit facebook texting
Get a feel for her feelings
Then just say netflix and chill and buy some condoms family
I wish I could get laid
>>29309374
I'm worried one day this girl I'm no longer involved with is gonna try to pull this shit and get me to fall for her again
>has friends
>a robot
>smokes weed
>a robot
>has or had a gf
>a robot
>uses other social media
>a robot
>"dank" memes
>a robot
>is female
>a robot
>wants a 3D GF
>a robot
>has a clear conscience
>a robot
>is married
>a robot
>no significant mental disorders
>a robot
>sleeps well at night
>a robot
>has a positive future
>a robot
>has a healthy view of the opposite sex
>a robot
>is not a virgin
>a robot
>makes posts instead of lurking
>robot
>>29309318
>Has ever watched cartoons
>a robot
>watches anime
>a robot
>Had parents at all
>a robot
>>29309353
>robots can't post on their own board
by your logic your not a robot ither
>been staying at grandfathers house for a few months because my mother passed away and I dropped out of uni
>walk out of living room after talking to him
>dog runs in front of me trying to get around me and run back to him
>does a big long blood curdling yelp because he's freaking out thinking I'm chasing him or something
>grandfather yells "what the fuck?"
>I tell him what happened
>"well I heard a big thud like you kicked him"
>"that was me making a step because I'm such a fucking fat ass" (I'e gained lie 60 lbs since my mom died and I was already a fat fuck)
>I walk off pissed
>he thinks I just kicked his fucking dog
I'm fucking done. The dog fucking hates me, for the past six months of staying here and the dog has gotten more and more nervous around me for no fucking reason. I don't even fucking pet him because he yelps all the time, which I think the dog takes aggressively. For example I was walking by my grandfather passed out on his recliner the other day and the fucking little shit who was sitting his lap starts growling. Of course he doesn't see this, he just sees and hears when the dog yelps because I was in five steps of him. What the fuck do I do?
>inb4 why are you uncomfortable with the dog
I was mauled by one when I was three and dogs fucking freak me out/piss me off. Of course my grandfather doesn't care when the dog goes apeshit at the door or starts growling at me because
>"lol he's just a dog anon"
But when I even get close to him and the dog yelps its
>what the fuck did you do to him? *mean face*
What the fuck guys? Help. Do any of you have similar experience with dogs?
>>29309308
Please help guys. Just because its original doesn't mean you can't respond
>>29309392
>>29309308
Well fuck all you too
If there is somehow (a) god(s) somewhere, I hope they rain retribution down on all abusers of dogs/cats/other domestic pets as well as wanton abusers of wild animals beyond necessary survival circumstances and/or unprovoked and inevitable self-defense.
Perhaps tell him to set up cameras around the home to ease his anxiety about it and prove your claimed innocence.
I naturally am pessimistic, but it enters an entirely different dimension if animals are involved, people should not entrust their pets (assuming they truly care for them at all) to grooming services unless they are directly supervising and fuck letting them out of your sight around anybody much less a stranger or other unfamiliar.
Before a possible sarcastic response of "I bet you eat meat/dairy, faggot", no, I do not.
Before a possible sarcastic "Leave it to a veganfaggot to tell you there a veganfaggot.", it was reasonably relevant to this here novella I have written.
Good luck, if you were being honest.
Is it weird to sleep for 10 hours? I went to bed last night at like 1:00 am and woke up at like 11:30 am, it kind of bothered me because I feel like sleeping for 10 hours straight is a lot.
lol, I sleep like 12 hours a day on a regular basis.
It's not "not-normal", but you should definitely not get used to it. Too much sleep can lead to some serious side effects, and it can even result in an earlier death.
Apart from the ordinary side effects (daily cycle messed up, headache, sore body) I can't see anything wrong in sleep 8+ hours a day. Just don't let it become a habit. You will eventually be even more tired from too much sleep, which will only lead to you sleeping for longer.
i used to sleep like that, definitely had worse mood, felt more tired/out of whack, it was worse when i wasn't taking meds for my depression, seven hours is perfect, 8 if im still tired is acceptable, but anything longer and it throws everything off...
>>29309505
Jep, I can definitely agree. The only reason why I'm sleeping like 12 hours a day now, is because my daily cycle is so messed up. I'm up all night, and when the sun comes I go to sleep. This has tilted everything, so now sun = sleep to me.
The best cycles I have been in, was when I used to go to sleep at like 6 o'clock. I would automatically wake up in the night, and I would be totally fresh and clear. Sometimes I would even get 6 hours of sleep, and I felt totally brilliant throughout the day. Also made it easy to sleep "at night".
How to be a happy robot thread
>You can be a robot and be happy.
I'll explain how.
Step 1: Get /fit/
>since you're a loser with no social life, get off your lazy ass and get a gym membership. Use the gym to take out all your anger, frustration, and loneliness. Don't train because you want to get a girlfriend, don't train because "muh gains." Train for the simple reason of knowing you can beat the shit out of Chad while Stacy watches. Don't ever let Chad cross you again. Spend all your time at the gym, what better do you have to do? Train your ass off.
Step 2: Disregard stacies and roasties
>once you get /fit/, or even in the process of getting /fit/, don't be afraid to slut shame roasties. Don't be afraid to let it known to your peers that whores are worthless. Don't acknowledge stacy, make them feel like garbage the way they made you feel like garbage. If Chad and Brad try to fuck with you, well, that's why you trained in Step 1. Beat the shit out of them.
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Step 3: Get some pussy (or boipussy)
>It's okay to accept the fact that women are basically prostitutes. Visit some hookers and lose your virginity, don't give a fuck what anybody says. You'll have a great time. If you want some girlcock, just download Grindr and fuck some traps. I've done both before and its a lot of fun. I'm not ashamed to say I've had sex with both men and women. But I've only paid women, because they're all money whores.
Step 4: Don't be afraid of your hobbies
>I don't give a fuck about what you like, whether its anime, tabletop gaming, browsing 4chan, whatever. Don't be afraid to reveal your power level. Why do you care what normies think? Normies are useless. Find a community that you'll enjoy yourself in, or just stay alone if that's what you prefer. But don't let shitty normies tell you what you're supposed to be doing with your life. They're sheep. They follow the flock. Like I said earlier, if Chad tries to bully you, beat the shit out of him. If Stacy laughs at you, make fun of her for being a whore who's already taken 100 dicks and she's only 22. If the normies call you a weirdo, laugh at how close minded and unintelligent they are.
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I follow this code strictly senpai, dont reveal the truth to these normies
>>29309551
B-But we're on r9k senpai?? I thought this was a safe place.
