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Why do people still wear these stupid fucking hats? Are they trying to be ironic or do they genuinely believe they're the exception to the rule?
Eh, yeah.
Maybe they think it's like being manly by wearing a pink t-shirt and not caring?
Doesn't work though in that case though.
>>29306530
i see some africans that really rock it. you can't do that hat without stylish clothes.
>>29306742
This appeals to meno homo
Why do almost all gamers share this "dead in life" look?
>fat face
>dead eyes, staring in the distance without any happiness
>skinnyfat, specially fat at the bottom
>speaking in an autistic manner, even if unconciously
>weird, robotic moves, unprovided of any fluidity
>expresionless face
It's just concentration. Anyone engaged in a tank requiring focus will have similar look to them.
>>29306432
Focus, asshole
>>29306432
>Lassiz
none of this
Which board would each of these King of the Hill characters be?
>Hank: /pol/ or /sp/? Maybe /k/?
>Dale: /pol/, /x/, or /k/
>Bill: has to be /r9k/
>Boomhauer: /s/?
>hank not /diy/
>>29306462
Good call actually.
Hank: /adv
Dale: /x
Boomhauer: /hc
Bill: /so
Redcorn: /fit
Kahn:/b
Peggy : /lit
LuAnne: /soc
Is happiness just a meme?
If not, how do i become a happy person?
>>29306395
literally stop giving a fuck anon
there is no point in worrying that much
>>29306435
so I shouldn't give a fuck that I'm a worthless NEET? because that seems like something I should give a fuck about, but not giving a fuck about it sure does feel good
Happy people are people who have deluded themselves into thinking the world is a just and fair place in which good people will always win and bad people will always suffer. They believe everyone has equal talent, ability, and chances of success in life. They legitimately get inspired by bland motivational posters and perceive banal platitudes as profound, life-changing words of wisdom. They're often attractive and are never seriously mentally-ill. Those who aren't attractive are also not able to realize it so they continue thinking otherwise and living a confident, happy life. They're not objective, lack self-awareness, and are incapable of seeing the flaws within themselves, which is why therapy actually works for them.
I realize this sounds euphoric as shit but everything has led me to this edgy conclusion.
What are autism shoes and what should i wear instead to not look like a sperg
I'm changing my wardrobe to be less cringy. I've swapped out my light blue/white target jeans from the 80's for dark navy already.
on top of that, how can i tell if a shirt is gonna look good or autistic? I can tell if its gonna be spergey, but I can't point out a decent shirt.
>>29306330
If you don't know, then you already own an entire wardrobe of autism clothing.
shoes that look like this, and converse shoes that have quirky designs on them
>>29306373
Not everything, but a lot of it, from my beta HS days, yeah. I'm giving a bunch of my shit to goodwill.
Sup Robots
I have an exam tomorrow and I'm staying up all night to study. Will I be too tired to accomplish this? And how will I stay awake through the day?
Not that hard to do. Dude stay on your pc, fapp, or go for a walk when your lose focus. You smoke cigarettes? Their low level stimulants that can keep you up for en extra couple of minutes. Just don't go over-board trying to cram it all at once because you won't retain any of the information
>Good luck
>>29306508
I don't smoke and there are no energy drinks at my disposal. I'm more concerned about being too tired to think during the exam. My life has turned JUST-tier recently desu.
Taking quick 20-minute naps is good too for not being too tired in the morning.
>>29306508
>Just don't go over-board trying to cram it all at once because you won't retain any of the information
This is good advice. How do you plan on studying anon? I suggest rewriting your notes or study guides or making your own, if it helps you. good luck
> 22 Year Old
> Finish School
> Assisted Suicide Now Legal
> Can't Afford it
> Need quick and cheep option?
Oh and I don't own a car or gun so that's out of the question
>>29306292
Bridges near by? And I mean huge ones, like holy shit big.
don't you have to be dying of an illness to qualify for assisted suicide?
*pffffffsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttddddd*
>OH MY GOD Anon do you have to stare like that? It's like you've never seen a girl emptying her bladder before.
We have been waiting for these fetish threads too long famalam.
>>29306241
do girls in the ghetto really piss on camera?
>>29306241
>was expect BRAP thread
>got this instead
>mfw
r9k is full of surprises today
Everyone around me is getting sick.
Many in my family already have type 2 diabetes and/or heart problems, and the few people I spoke to this month are living with some sort of disease.
How do you not get sick /r9k/?
Is vegan diet alone sufficient? Are there other tricks to achieve unlimited longevity?
pic slightly unrelated
add meat to your diet and veggies we weren't made to be strictly carnivore or strictly omnivore, the best way to stay healthy is to get equal amounts of each
>>29306229
I meant herbivore btfu
>>29306212
At this point I'm embracing the fact that my death will not be natural and I'll either die of liver failure, lung cancer or a heart-related disease.
Sitting in my car stalking the window of my oneitis listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ0knAO2Qjs
(Oh my love my darling)
Suddenly a thunderstorm appears, turn the engine on, drive on the highway playing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VAF-4Er7_A
(Need for speed Underground 2 (Snoop dogg feat. the doors - Riders on the Storm))
I'm so lost
constantly wear a hat to hide my shit hairline
>some girl is talking with me
>falling in love immediately
JUST
Read and write fanfiction
Spampost on /got/
Overanalyze shit fiction
Collect words
Post images of places that make you feel warm inside.
Posting some of my comfy OC. 1/2
>>29306903
there is a lot of compression. I had to scale them down for the 2mb limit. 2/2
The comfiness of nocturnal activities cannot be overstated.
Hello, I'm Kurt Cobain from the very successful band Nirvana. Ask me anything!
why didnt you kill yourself sooner?
>>29305927
who is this guy ? maybe bc im french
seriously guys stop posting school shooters in this board
>>29305968
Let's keep this AMA productive please
GUYS I THINK WE HAVE A /LGBT/ INVASION THESE LASTCOUPLE OF HOURS.seriously every thread the last hour has something gay n it
no /r9k/ was always filled with faggots what do you mean.
your newfag is showing
pls understand, /r9k/ is filled with closet gheys
muh raid
quick post the unfakable reddit screenshot as proof
Roll. Winning number posts will win next lotto.
>>29305891
I'm gonna buy an ass load of drugs
>>29305891
Yeah well wtf are the mega numbers and besides our post numbers start with 2, not 4, faggot
>>29306139
Ok let me make the rules more clear:
Only last two digits count ex: 04=4
Mega Number dies in his sleep
Every other winner shares the wealth of 69 million NEETbux
I don't know why anyone would be ashamed of being a virgin. Your virginity is one of the most special things you have, man or woman. Losing it is one of the most important moments of your life, and should only be done with someone you intend to be with forever, because you can never, ever get it back. Normies throw it away like it's nothing--they lose their virginity just to get it over with because "lol everyone else is doing it." And then it's gone forever. Their wedding night, sex is the same old routine, nothing special. They've had it dozens of times before with lots of different people. They wasted their one special moment on some dumb slut at a party or some ex in a silly three-month relationship or some STD-riddled whore at a sleazy motel and they regret it. Now they don't want anyone to have the special moment they deprived themselves of, so they go around saying "Dude, it's just sex!" pretending sex is meaningless and shaming those who haven't made their mistake.
Don't be ashamed of being virgins, robots. If they laugh, let them laugh. They threw away one of the most meaningful moments of their life just to fit in and seem cool. Don't waste this gift.
>most meaningful moment of your life
do people actually believe this meme?
>>29305884
That's very sweet, anon. Things could be like that. But the problem is that for men it's a vicious circle. It's terrible for their mental health. And women prefer experienced and already vetted men. It's OK to try to not have too much self loathing because of it, but it's definitively something you should try to avoid. If you can't get laid through your early adulthood, it's much more likely you never will and probably won't ever get married either.
I don't like being a virgin, because I'm unlikely to meet a perfect gf at all, especially with her virginity. The longer i have to wait, the less likely it is That I will have someone with similar experiences to me, and since everyone is a slut, And I am not, and I care because I haven't lost my virginity, my dating pool also gets smaller, so i become even less likely of losing it to a person I love.
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