>tfw just spent pretty much all day reading /co/ threads and shitposting
>tfw will probably stay up late doing the same
Why don't I have real hobbies, /r9k/? All I do beside shitposting is watch anime and masturbate.
did you know job interviewers could ask what hobbies you have? how the fuck do you make "fucking around on 4chan" sound not terrible?
>>29308135
I just say something generic like "music" or "television" usually.
Why the fuck would I tell an interviewer I spend all day on 4chan?
>>29308074
Youu don't have real hobbies because you are too old to change
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
>>29307972
>worthless bitch philosophy for a feminine race
>"stop trying to live your life, just focus on how life happened to turn out"
as if this isn't the same shit that all the women who ran my life told me as a child and the reason that i'm a ruined, angry manbaby.
try a man's spirituality instead:
>do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
>love is the law,...
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Focusing on the present is a meme. It solves absolutely nothing.
>always overanalyze situations in the past
>always overanalyze potential situations in the future
OCD makes me live everywhere but the present desu.
>have a gf i love more than anything
>we're the two most awkward people i know
>dont talk very often when we're not together
>barely ever kiss
>never had sex
>we've been together over a year now
what do when you're in the most autistic relationship possible
>>29307779
Prepare the bull
It's called alcohol.
>autistic
>relationship
>tfw horribly depressed and browsing r9k for either a reason not to commit an hero or a reason to commit an hero
>>29307757
What's your situation like? Will give you a judgement based on it
>more Osomatsu-san never
One point for sudoku.
>>29308550
I contribute nothing to society and never will, my death will not even be a footmark on an obituary since no one will put my name in. No meaningful relationships, no meaningful job, no meaningful life.
I mean, I'm bitching on a message board right now to anonymous strangers.
>>29308591
I wanted to use that image but figured it was too edgy.
>Use 10 Tinder
>Only 10 matches in 2 days
>All ugly
>>29307754
>complaining
I can barely afford a smartphone even if I decided to get one, and I live in a country where almost nobody uses dating apps seriously except for tourists with high standards.
>>29307793
Where ya from senpai?
>>29307754
Should've used 11 Tinder desu
Why do you robots have such a hard time with this?
I can't find any shirts that are the right length without them becoming baggy
>>29307657
go back to /fa/ you fucking autist
>>29307968
It's insanely cheap to just have your shirts hemmed up properly. Call up some local alterations shops.
What should I make for dinner brobots? I thawed some ground beef and I don't know what to do with it.
>>29307582
if you have onions and pepper then do 'tuco' and eat something with it, like rice or any type of pasta really
>tumblr
wash it up with bleach while you are at it
>>29307643
This is boring, but thanks for the bleach tip.
>>29307683
you don't even know what it is and boring is subjective but ok
and really, you could've erased the tumblr parts of the image but you choose to let it there like it adds something. Literally stick to tumblr or kill yourself. You probably browse r9k as in LOLLL IM LIEK SOOO AUTIST XDDD
How do I get over my fear of suicide?
>>29307492
killing yourself ought to do it
drugs famalam
>>29307492
if you're gonna do rope or pills or whatever the fuck painful method, alcohol.
But if you bullet to the head (recommended) just get it over with before you have time to reconsider, easy no matter how scared you are
>tfw no mentally unstable bf
h-here i am ;-;
>>29307438
>tfw no phisically abusive boyfriend
fuck off, cunt. also your filename is wrong. that's tomoko; tomoki is her brother. dipshit.
Saw a hot girl at the gym today, decided to take a couple of pictures of her.
That chick is a stick wtf
Picture 2/2, tell me what you think.
mfw she skipped leg day
lmao
Who are these slutty degenerate women you guys are talking about. I came from one of the richest places in the u.s. Palo Alto, where I went to school. Nearly everyone I rew up with is some sort of engineer, doctor, financial professional. Nearly everyone is in stable long term relationships save for a few geeky engineers. I don't see this degeneracy you are talking about atleast in upper middle class society.
It seems like broken homes, sexual abuse, degenerate behavior resides primarily with low class white trashes
nope youre probably just a shut in. How old are you? You never went to house parties in high school? Even if you were one of the nerds that didn't get laid being completely oblivious is a whole new level
I do agree lower class people have way more sexual partners and more casual sex. Once I started meeting girls that were raised well and had fathers I realized most were in committed serious relationships, never more than 2 or 3. These girls don't just date anyone, they're extremely selective and so were their parents which is why they are upper class.
>>29307399
I had a gf, but I was having sex while being in a LTR. So was everyone I knew. There wasn't as much house parties as AP review sessions. The average student at my HS took 6 AP classes and our average SAT score is comparable to ivy leagues.
Plebs will have many partners, can't build a stable family and bred more plebs to repeat the cycle
I lost my virginity today to pic related.
>wake up earlier than usual, about 8:00am
>everyone is on their way out to work
>I just sit at home, a college student taking advantage of summer
>I decide to watch a movie
>haven't watched lebowski in a while, why not
>its about 10:30 now
>decide to go swimming
>put on long...
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>>29307256
B-but fucking in water is basically impossible...
>>29307312
The pool's really shallow
None of it was really under water
>>29307256
Fake and gayRoblox
How would you feel if I killed myself before I was 30?
>>29307224
Is that you op ? Also I'm 18 and if if I'm not satisfied with life by 30 I'm killing myself so I guess it's a normal thought
>>29307224
>>29307252
I would stay alive instead. When you're past 30, life becomes a lot easier because you have wisdom and don't have the pressure of "OH MY GOD I AM FULL OF POTENTIAL AND CAN DO ANYTHING"
It is quite comfy. Kill yourself at 50 or 60.
>>29307224
but shia youve been in so many "good" movies
>go downstairs to get some gamer fuel
>mom asks me how the job search is going
>go upstairs for improvised lube
>mom asks why my socks are always super crusty
Why don't you get a job, OP? Is it because of your bullshit "social anxiety"?
>>29307310
kys
>>29307218
kys for joking about it
>stay awake an extra day to reset my sleep schequle
>end up sleeping 17 hours
>wake up at 5 in the afternoon
>still have to drink coffe to function
>will be horribly tired again my next noon
>will spend my 23rd birthday sleeping and wake up in middle of the night right before they end
Pretty representative of my life desu.
>try to wake up early
>get to about 4pm before I decide I need a nap
>wake up at 9pm in a state of confusion
welp
>>29307148
For my most recent, 20th, birthday, I made the time disappear.
My boss gave me a surprise 6:30 a.m. To midnight shift
I'm a twin, so I had to tell my twin that they should celebrate without me for the first time.
Kek
>>29307251
That's an obscurely long shift. Is that even legal?