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Why does Chad like Latinas? He told me likes Latinas>White Women>everyone else in that order
He's bullshitting me. I just don't see it.
>He
Have you bought into the Chad meme so much that you have projected it into your reality?
>>29310822
No I have a Chad bro. I went to the bar with him because he's crushing hard on this Latina bartender.
I saw 4 hotter women at the bar but for some reason he's fixated on this chick.
He's Chad though he stays scoring puss but he almost fought me over this bartender because I got stupid wasted and made a pass on her for shits and giggles.
I personally don't see it, he's got those goggles screwed on pretty tight for her.
>>29310946
>has oneitis
>Chas
highly skeptical of this
>read some Hemingway
>want to do something interesting in life this summer
>stuck in fucking St Louis, MO, alone, 5 days out of 7 all summer
A...any suggestions?
>>29310776
Write a book
>>29310776
Get a job
originala
>>29310809
I've actually been thinking about this. I'm very much into the Lost Generation writings. I want to have some interesting experiences, or meet interesting people, to have some sort of fodder though.
One of my few friends and I considered throwing a random map-marker somewhere in the US within 8 hours drive of us, and visiting every bar in a radius of it and making it a point to not be betas and talk to everybody we come across, but eh.
Is it just me or you robots also can "feel" the stupidity of female when you look at them.
It feels like they live in some magical illusion world in which they act funny and just maximum cringe.
>>29310764
I think you're being biased. They probably don't show you any hidden depths because they don't like you.
> be me
> play a dumb blonde to hide the fact that I'm suicidal and just want to be left alone
> had anxiety so bad during my neet stage I started disassociating
> play the role so well, most people think I'm actually retarded
> better than thinking I'm a creepy virgin with nothing to lose
>>29310764
>entirely opening up to every random stranger you meet
>ever
>>29310764
>Is it just me
Why yes, it is. How observant of you
What if I wanted to make one you my bf? Or temporary bf?
>>29310747
No thanks
Original roastie whore
>>29310747
how long would it take for you to get tired of me and move onto the next guy?
>>29310747
Then you're a dime a dozen! plenty of girls come here looking for easy attention.
Oh, and prepare yourself for a flood of replies.
Fuck this game.
What's the angriest you've ever been with a game?
When I was younger I Snapped my DS in half playing Pokemon
BF3 beta on Xbox 360, People glitched under the map and sniped.
>Get kille 3 times in a row by this
>throw controler as hard as i can into wall
it explodes shitty chicnk shit, whats new
>anger still bellowing inside me
>punch wall
>hand gos into wall
poster still hangs in that spot to this day
Fucking Contra and this 3 life. Broke the gamepad and cried.
>fail socially in high school
>get my teaching degree
>keep up with cool trends and talk to my students about them
>be the cool teacher
>spend rest of life trying to feel a glimpse of what I missed out on during the best 4 years
Is it a good plan?
no
you'll always be that awkward weird teacher who tries too hard to be cool. I had a teacher like this in high school and everyone joked half seriously that we wouldn't be surprised if he got busted for CP
Maybe. I had a few teachers like that in high school. The coolest teachers were all the ones that were autists in high school. Me and those teachers liked a lot of the same bands.
>>29310712
>Is it a good plan?
Sure.
I just donated $10 to Wikipedia. Did I cuck myself?
No. It's an important cause.
>>29310689
Yes, because their servers don't cost that much to keep up and running. It's their mismanagement of funds that's the problem.
It's worth every penny.
>But mom i don't want to go to the DMV
>>29310638
Same. What helps me is starting with really small amounts of time outside and slowly working up.
Shit sucks though.
wats agorpaphobia
>>29310638
You don't need agoraphobia to not want to go to the fucking DMV.
Have you ever considered plastic surgery to unfuck your shit?
I don't need it desu
>>29310566
Currently saving for it
I will probably need multiple procedures so I will save 200k at least.
>>29310566
I've considered something like this OR some sort of orthodontic surgery since I have an overbite but there is no way I'll have the money any time soon though.
give me your sincere opinion? if you are interested start this same thread in other boards
who the fuck cares what country i'm posting form
how does that make any difference whatsoever on this board
>and flags
God dammit no! I'm Canadian and I don't want to get flag-shamed all the time! /r9k/ is a safe space for me now.
>inb4 a fucking leaf
>>29310572
make like a banana and leaf
Which one of you robots is doing this? Literally retarded guy going up to random people in the gym and asking to lightly spar then going all out trying to knock them out right away. Declares himself the winner when they're like wtf? He's currently 146-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOJqm7Vty6w
>>29310469
That's me. I am doing that.
Man this guy is mental. I didn't know there was so many videos either, just been going through loads of them.
146 and none of them had a gun in their car, what a shame.
>tfw gf
Holy shiet I'm gonna implode.
Goodbye faggots. It was a pleasure browsing this shithole. See you in three weeks when I get cucked.
Oh yeah, let's see what you're saying when you get cuc-
>See you in three weeks when I get cucked.
Nevermind. Enjoy it I guess.
Have fun bud.
Hope you have a couple good memories;
>>29310466
See ya buddy. Take a better Hero on the way out.
what do you think is good for a social retard that has to go to jury duty for 3 months? from what I gather online there's a lot of waiting involved so what I think i'm gonna do is soak gummy bears in vodka and get a bit hammered to take the edge off. other than getting buzzed I don't know what to do really, there's no loophole to getting out of it that I can see.
>>29310441
You are allowed to bring a book to read while you wait before the jury selection begins. I recommend something very edgy. As a bonus, if one of the lawyers sees you reading it, you are guaranteed not to be chosen.
Have you already been chosen? If not, just say you're racist or something when they're selecting the jury.
I had jury duty but wasn't selected because it was a traffic-related dispute and I don't have a license. Use your deficits to your advantage
>>29310482
Read Mein Kampf
Why do normies do this?
Wow anon where's your sense of adventure... :/
it's about the life experience!... It's... cool... cause... you fall out of a plane and do nothing
but you can brag to your friends about it!
>>29310403
Cause of le adrenaline junkie meme.
>>29310403
its crazy as fuck
i did it once
tandem jump
>want to make 2000 dollars
>literally clueless on how to accomplish this
I might get apart time job
It'll take you a long time to get 2k from a part-time minimum wage job
>>29310532
if you stash away $100 a week (i make minimum wage and that's about half my weekly paycheck) it'll only take 5 months to save up $2000. thats not *too* long, all things considered.
>>29310391
>mfw I make 2k every other week
