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>coworker attempts basic small talk with me
>I fuck it up
>cannot look them in the eyes ever again
>>29312318
>being able to look people in the eyes in general
Look at Chad over here.
>coworker keeps talking about how ex husband and how bad he is and how she hates him
>won't shut up about her marital problems
>don't respond to her at all, hoping she'll get the picture that I don't care
>WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
>EVER
>>29313551
Made up problems and tell her that. People hate people who talk about their problems. Aif you have only brother talk about how your sister argued with you about something and made long story. If she find out that it is fake just tell her that you wanted to tell you about your problems but you don't have any. She will hate you even more and then you are free.it's fun too. Sometimes you see support from them but continue and tell her about your small problems too
Can someone help me dress? Currently I wear cowboy boots, sweats, a hoodie and vest wherever I go. I go for an "urban gunslinger" look. Is it autistic? Any recommendations?
>>29312250
Yeah that's not really the best look to be going for
fuk yes, r u a gril
pls london
get lit show tits bb
Who else /fascist/ here?
not me, I am a subhuman
>>29312231
I just roleplay one on /r9k/
In truth I'm a degenerate and just want Burger King and porno to stay open until I die of natural causes, whatever that takes
>>29312231
Not really just like german ww2 shit like fw190s, panthers, and fg42s
Why isn't there a board about drugs?
Post your drug stories
>>29312213
Did someone try to dehydrate those shrooms in an oven or something?
I've done too many drugs to remember any drug stories.
How much did those cost you op? I've never seen shrooms that look like that before
tell me about your oneitis, /r9k/
how much does it hurt?
It doesn't anymore. She misses me now.
They come and go.
I can't with good conscience ask anyone to be my gf, though. I got no job, no experience as a bf, no car, still live with my folks, I'm a quintessential loser.
>>29312183
Very much and I have no idea what to do about since we go to different colleges and have almost no ties at all.
Serious question.
What would happen if you raised a girl with a sex is good sort of mindset. Like you buy her condoms and sexy clothes, you let her bring guys home and give them privacy. You tell her that there's nothing wrong with being a slut.
Would she be happy growing up this way? Or is it better to raise her with the usual mindset?
(Model in photo is a professional over the age of 18)
>>29312092
>(Model in photo is a professional over the age of 18)
Cool beans dude
>>29312092
ok, i did something today and i want to know if it was autistic or not
>be walking in park
>see young couple (like 18-20)
>walk up to them
>'excuse me, am i ugly'?
youre focusing on derivatives
focus on giving her good morals (creativity, deep emotional connections etc) and she turns out best.
the best women are the ones that are hot that you would naturally assume she has a lot of sex but is rather post cool, so not a slut
A reminder to all underage that your only value is your boipussy
>>29312043
I am 100% okay with this :)
>>29312586
be my jailbait bf plz
>>29312586
Is that you?
original comment i guess
>tfw lift daily
>tfw can't afford enough protein to gain any muscle
>tfw can't afford steroids at all
why.
>>29311990
Buy that powder shit, it's like $20 and lasts you 6 months
Also stop making excuses for being a scrawny pussy
>>29312030
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not scrawny, I can only get about 110g of protein daily without gaining fatweight, so I'm at a stop and can't make any more gains. Btw that 110 is including two doses of whey with 24g each.
>>29311990
>>29312065
you're over training. You're not giving your muscles time to grow
work out 3 times a week
>get the courage to start asking people on dates
>literally everyone I'm interested in is dating someone already
This is the worst hell.
>can't get your dick wet
>hell
the superficiality of you people hahahahaha. if I could be bothered, I'd hate all of you.
this happened to me too it is horrible
>>29311937
Yet you could be bothered enough to reply.
>need to do laundry
>don't
Looks like you win again depression!
>>29311907
>throw clothes in for 30 minutes
>beat off the wait
>move clothes into a dryer for an hour
>beat off the wait
>finished
You're just a lazy faggot
>>29311927
Holy fuck me too
Only time I ever masturbate is when I need to wash my clothes
>>29311907
>have literally only two goals for this entire fucking summer (get a driver's license and open a bank account)
>instead, sleep, masturbate, and watch anime
Depression is quite literally ruining my life.
who /etsubatsu/ here?
Its one thing making fun of adult chrischan but this is a.child you fucks.
>>29311936
reminder that we're being raided by reddit
Fucking idiot, what he meant was "Ichiobatsoo".
>tfw all I've been jerking it to the past year is momcest porn
will this ever end?
Please describe your relationship with your mom. I'm genuinely interested.
>>29312583
haven;t talked to her in yearss
>incest porn
>most patrician fetish
pick two
Who coffee here? One of lifes great joys.
>>29311799
So how much milk/creme and sugar do you have in that """"""coffee""""""?
Nice boner wankstain
Redpill me on coffee then, I want to know why you feel this way, never drunk it before
>watching america go into mass chaos
>>29311732
What chaos? This is the calmest the country has been in years. People trying to Flimflam the Zimzam was probably the craziest this place has gotten recently
>>29311783
>calmest its been in years
>31 mass shootings since columbine, more to come. Doesnt include bombings
>>29311783
you can damage control all you want
come move to a better country before it's too late and you get invaded by muslims.
it's going to happen.
>be asian
>no matter how hard I try I'll only get to fuck asians at best
>feels bad man
Wish I was at least black or something. Doesn't white gals fuck nig nogs for the sake of fucking nig nogs?
Nothing is wrong with just fucking Asian women.
>>29311704
I want my son to have at least a quarter of white blood. White genes are magic formulas that make everything better looking.
Just workout and be confident
I knew down Asian dude who did that and always had cute gfs (until he got a weird haircut and turned into a weird edgy kid)
He let me cuddle with him once knowing I was gay (I think I also kissed him on a dare when we were younger)
