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How old were you when you grew out of video games, /r9k/?
19 for me. I started traveling and investing more in my life at home. Video games just don't care compare to the joys of the real world any more. I don't have enough time for virtual reality.
>>28103692
But you DO have time for shitposting, huh?
Between 19 and 20 I'd say. Shit became boring, it just doesn't feel the same anymore.
>>28103692
>mfw as a 12yo kid i sold my green gameboy color for 15 bucks because i fell for the 'video games are a gimmick and are only good for kids' meme
I think the problem is the masks women use, or youtubers, in my case. I feel physical attraction towards several youtubers (dodger, meghan from lifeburry, nanalew, pic related, etc), but the attraction in all those cases doesn't go beyond watching half a video now and then.
However only Rose and now pic related have caused me behavioural problems. And I think the cause is that, while the others I mentioned show, sooner or later, a banal side (mostly through talking and talking and making a lot of videos), these two managed to present a flawless reality by hiding themselves, behind randytaylor in rose's case, behind videos in pic related's case. So, those heavily pre-selected or aloof images allow me to delude myself and complete the picture with my own fantasies, and that gets me hooked.
Everyday when I get out of the bed I say to myself:
>you have things to do
>don't go to 4chan
>don't check the channels
>don't check facebook
>don't check twitter
I'm tired, I want out of this. There must be a way to neutralize any desire or fantasy without feeling myself empty, so I can focus myself in productive things. If I've reached the rational conclusion that there're things I'll never have, why can't I force my emotions and my mind to comply?
What do I do, some of you must know. There's literally nobody I can't talk to about this.
Save me the autism jokes, I really feel miserable, I need help, I'm wasting my life here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvV8sUSy3XQ
>>28103257
That's very interesting lou...
>>28103257
That's a guy, huh.
Stop making these threads.
Also, kill yourself.
When did /r9k/ go from a place for male social outcasts ages 18-35 to share their feels to this roastie worshiping, beta orbiting, incel cesspool? Every single thread is either some raceb8 shit, tripfag drama, or it's some fembot feelz"/what do you fembots think of x type thread. It's awful.
Old /r9k/ was right, normies really do ruin everything.
>>28103105
Every system that tries it's hardest to maintain a selectively permeable environment will often submit to outside influences faster and more severely than a system that doesn't try to bar such influence in the first place.
In short, r9k's desire to remain a haven from outsiders is what damned it to invasion.
It can be easily fixed but the normal fag teenager that want attention have to stop replying to "fembots"
what the fuck kind of normie comes to /r9k/ and says "hm i like this place i think i'll stay"
/r9k/ is destroying itself
>there's a a surgery to fix height defects
we're all going to make it bros. save your autism bucks for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NebfpTwjx5Q
Because everybody can afford it.
>>28102587
How much does this cost to have done?
You guys know that height doesn't mean anything, right? As long as you're above 5'5", women really don't care.
>Western white males are being feminized by xenoestrogens and feminist indoctrination meant to inhibit natural masculine behavior
>Violent, predominately male "refugees" who follow a religion which explicitly instructs them to conquer and convert everyone else by the sword are being imported into our defenseless countries by the millions
...we're in a lot of trouble, aren't we?
>>28102464
It's almost as if you could shitpost this on
>>>/pol/
>>28102464
Disturbing picture. It looks like a human doll
>>28102464
You left out the part about the Jews.
D'oh!!!
I screwed up. What now???
>>28102425
That's weird man.
And her responses are so short and to the point she clearly has no interest in you.
Tell her those messages were sent accidentally from your pocket
>>28102425
Say "I'm sorry, I didn't realise that topic was off-limits" or something if you want to savour this. It's a bit harsh of her to say something like that though.
end of the weekend edition
>>28101727
2nd for reported
>>28101741
3rd for i want to be permabanned anyway
What do you hate most about yourself lads
Is this why "men" today are so pussified and it's impossible to find a bf?
>>28101076
Spartans were raging homos that got rekt by Thebes and Vikings got rekt every timethey fought an actual army.
Tkae your meme shit back to /reddit/
>>28101076
> By age 22, Spartan and Viking men die a painful death in a far away land, cut down early by some horrible disease or enemy warrior
>best warriour on earth
that's debatable
Also, while the vikings were skilled warriors, they were absolutely shit at any fighting effort other than pillaging. Yes, they were renowned in the ancient world for their bravery and strength and were valued as mercenaries, but virtually every time viking warriors came up again a cohesive, trained military unity they just howled and yelled and berserked their way onto their pikes
>girl at work is super attractive
>like I'm fapping to thoughts of her as I type this
>don't have the balls to even look her in the eye
How do people actually talk to their oneitis before they really get to know them?
That's not the type of girl you get to know. If you're not comfortable around her, she's too good for you and you should look for someone in your league.
>>28100881
Fug off, m8. I decide who's in my league.
just do it faggot
someday you will die and not exist for eternity you might as well do whatever you feel like now
How will you be voting?
baja blast is the best
>>28100022
drinking mountain slime... are you 5 years old? this website is for 18+ kiddo
Is Mountain Dew the white man's Koolaid?
Am I the oldest virgin here? 28 and never been on a date. Male, of course.
Tell me your ages, tell me your stories.
>>28099503
I'm 21 and unfuckable
>>28099503
almost 20 yr old kissless virgin,i had my chances but either i thought i was too good for the girl or i sperged hard.That plus the fact that im extremely picky and always go for bitches way out of my league makes me i think that i am simply looking for excuses and deep down im a homosexual.I know this is not the response you were looking for but since i have no friends i have to spill it somewhere
There are wizards here. About one more year until I am a wizard so no, you aren't the oldest virgin here by a wide margin.
ITT: ask someone clairvoyant anythingIf you're lucky she might respond
>>28099235
Will I ever not be miserable?
OP, are you the girl of my dreams?
>>28099235
What is the number on the billiard ball I'm holding?
My mom just placed this in my room, without saying anything. Should i be worried?
>>28098595
she wants to fuck
you
11
>>28098595
Reminds me of this anons birthday
>>28098595
She crafted something and wanted to show it to you
Hey guys, I'm a 21 year old petgirl without an owner. I don't know how to bring this up in real life because it's kind of an unusual kink and most people might be put off by it.
Basically I need someone to provide me necessities such as food and shelter and buy me weed to smoke. Other than that I would be their pet to do with as they wish and they would be my master. I would wear a collar (other clothes optional), eat from a bowl, and sleep on the floor or at the foot of their bed probably. How else they might treat me as a pet is up to them.
I just want to gauge reactions here but who knows, maybe I can find an owner. I live in Ohio but could possibly move somewhere else.
>>28098056
cant wait to see how many thirsty faggots take this bait
>>28098056
You know that your face is really determinant and
>weed
You're really bad pet.
post a pic of yourself
i would if you weren't ugly but I would treat you more as a slave than a pet
What is it like to be a manlet?
That's such a mean thing to do. When I had facebook the shortest guy in my yeargroup, who was always smiling and seemed like a genuinely nice guy, always had people spamming his photos with short jokes. Sometimes it was light-hearted and a reference to the context in which they were taken, but occasionally it was just some girls saying "haha ur short!" with like 7 likes. Why do this? I don't get it. The dude knows he's short. He knows it sucks.
>>28098082
Yeah I dont get why people are dicks to others with traits they can't change. Whether its height or whatever.
>>28098082
Because height discrimination will never be taken seriously and short male suffering will never be acknowledged as valid. We are open game for all.
