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Who /no time/ here?
Unless it's music, I always set the speed of YouTube videos to 1.25x, so it only takes 80% of the time to watch it than if I were to watch it in normal speed. I'm a neet and stay in my room all day tho, but still no time. I don't even watch movies or play videogames either.
Pic unrelated.
Nice penis, white skin tone do you have?
Saddle brown?
>>28089428
Its called ADD bro. Well, that's what it used to be called anyway.
>>28089552
And what does ADD stand for?
Show some.
Fuck you and off to /b/
Bet you complain about muh genetics about how unfortunate your starting conditions are
>>28089449
Someone is a bit frazzled
>>28089449
Insecure fag healing his social anxiety much?
When are you going to quit smoking cigarettes?
Well, I want to die, I like smoking them, they kill me faster than if i didn't smoke them, so I don't see the problem
>>28089383
Why prolong the inevitable op? If they get me to where I want to be faster then why stop?
>>28089383
When I become happy.
>go back 3 years ago
>be me in a slightly poorfag household
>my laptop has died of board problem(rip)
>be taking classes in programming
>struggling with only using the school's pc
>one week before my birthday
>openly convey to my parents to NOT throw a party for me but instead buy me a standard comp
>i already told my few friends(yes, shoot me in the back right now) that we were going out as a family. no party
>day of birthday
>my parents threw a party
>WTF.png
>literal_splurge.exe
>look at them dumbfounded
>ask for the computer
>"oh sorry son, we couldnt afford it because of the party"
>look at receipt
>P10000($200+)
>be present day
>i failed all my prog and design classes
>that pc has yet to come
And that's why I hate my birthday
Stop blaming other people for your mistakes you fucking crybaby loser. If you wanted a computer you should've gotten a job you lazy piece of shit
>>28089197
Do you realize where you are right now?
>>28089226
>>28089178
>friends
You are just as bad as him. Fuck off, retard.
>tfw you go to the shops
>tfw trying on clothes
>checking yourself out in the mirror
>checking out those small gains
>8 months lifting weights
>clothes fitting so perfect now
>shirts look like they were tailed for me
>tfw want to take a photo of myself but too scared incase someone hears the picture sound
just turn off the sound idiot
>>28089144
Holy shit this is a bad thread
This has literally nothing to do with r9k. OP, you're not as good lookinfg as you think you are. That's why you came here looking for the approval of anonymous NEETS.
hey /r9k/ who is your favourite guilty fap?
the fap you have when youre feeling bad but feel guilty afterwards?
>pic related, its princesDust
>>28089129
why is dust a guilty fap, anon?
>feeling guilty about fapping
fucking casual
futa hentai is where I draw the line.
I'll sometimes look at it, but I don't like to have it saved or bookmarked or even sub to it on my pornreddit account.
>to become Chad
>become Chad
>become
When will this meme end?
To become Chad you need to take steroids, break your legs so you get taller, become rich so you attract leeches and get facial reconstruction surgery
Congratulations you're Chad!
>>28089134
how does breaking your legs make you taller?
>>28089134
No, not at all.
You'll still consider yourself a fraud and be intimidated by other guys.
and sharing is caring
Some Syrian dude from work
I heard he's in ISIS!!!
>>28089076
You definitely showed that sloot. I mean you utterly destroyed her. I mean it will remove the fact she takes shawarmas because your sausage and kokoro were not enough.
I heard he posts here sometimes. What does he talk about?
>>28089072
Idk, but i literally can't stand watching food review videos on youtube. They make me so fucking hungry.
>>28089093
Absolutely no one cares. We didn't need your input.
>>28089109
I care, fuck you, my man.
>>28089093
iktf robro
cissexual people will say this is an unnatural, depraved mutilation
cissectual people will try to claim that this procedure is not a basic human right for trans people
cissexual people will say trans is a disease
cissexual people, get out.
>>28089070
absolutely degenerate
get out scum
Also, that precedure will only be a right when GATORADE IS A RIGHT
AM I RIGHT GUYS?! LETS GET SOME FREE GATORADEEEEEEEEEE
you cannot be cis and a robot
if you want to switch over to easy mode i'm not fucking paying for it just fuck off and kill yourself you'll be skipping a few years
Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.
WARIO WARE SHOVE-IT-UP-YOUR-OWN-ASS GAME
You're retarded.
Oringalarted.
I started out with PC gaming. I played C&C and BF1942 and COD.
Then I got a gamecube. The only "nintendo" games I had were luigis mansion, pikmin, smash bros, and animal crossing. The rest were cross platform stuff, medal of honor, madden, red faction 2, LoTR
Then I got an xbox.
Then a 360.
Then a xbone.
Where does that leave me?
>finally get the chance to lose virginity
>can't feel shit through condom, therefore can't get it up
you had one job willie..
the death grip is real.
jack off less. jack off lighter. take viagra next time.
It happens. You were nervous.
>>28088939
wrong
>>28088949
wrong
it happened because you're not a man. men get erections. it's kind of their whole deal.
I tried pooping in the shower yesterday for the fun of it and now there's fecal matter around the drain.
I can't let anyone see this, they already know I'm unhinged.
How do I clean it? The drain doesn't come off.
was it fun at least?
original
>>28088901
not really
how do i clean it?
Get bleach or generic cleaning spray, soak drain, let sit few minutes, then scrub with old toothbrush or spray with water if you have a removable showerhead.
For anyone who's ever not a troll and needs generic cleaning advice
WTF guys?
WTF
The cuck meme is real.
>be me
>wake up this morning
>get text from best friend of 10+ years
>wants me to have a threesome with him and his gf
Can't go back to sleep now? How does one react to a situation like this?
I'm 21, a virgin and average looking. He said he trusts me.
Seriously help me out... Explain this to me...
>>28088786
Think of it this way, even if you don't do it now that you know he's a cuck you'll never be able to look at your friend the same way again. Might as well at least go through with it for the free pussy.
hes gay for his childhood friend
>>28088786
Just do it at least you'll get sex
Anyone else miss the original type of ragecomics? Before reddit took them over
I'm the only one who knows where that face comes from
I can't even find the original anymore
>>28088777
The thing that i miss most that is now considered reddit ischecking
which is a shame becausenice trips
>>28088777
I miss quite a few things before reddit took them over. Like 4chan.
