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>tfw disqualified from joining the military because you're a virgin
I should have lied but they told me that they'd find out if I lied
>>28084112
I know that feel anon.
Diabetes ruined it for me, no way in. I did lie but they caught me.
>>28084202
What'd they do, test your blood sugar?
>>28084112
>not asking the recruiter to just fuck your boipussi so you can get rid of the virginity problem then and there
If you are under 25, you have absolutely no claim to belong here. You are not truly a loser until you begin to lose your youth, and the doom dries and hardens beneath the sun of each new day.
>>28084052
I would even say under 30, OP. These teens and early 20s kids bitching about how hard college is are going to have a melt down once they get out into the real world and life fucks them over more than they can imagine.
>>28084135
Pretty much this.
20 something's bitching about tfw no gf or can't find a job are just whining kids
>>28084052
Should drop that to 23. That's the point of no return if you have no social life by then.
>everything in life is a competition
NO! No more!
>tfw love competetion in video games
>tfw hate competetion in real life
>>28083997
Let's cooperate.
is killlakill worth watching
>briefly make skin to skin contact exchanging change with qt cashier
>have jolt of life sent through you
>be depressed for days.
normals wouldn't even notice such an interaction. They would brush it off as nothing
>>28083954
>go to dentist
>qt keeps making jokes
>pretty sure she was flirting with me
>talk like I'm lifeless
>feel like shit for weeks because I'm too autistic to talk to people normally
>>28083954
>get my haircut
>the girl cutting my hair runs her fingers through it
>>28084016
I-I'm sure she was just being nice because it's her job
so what do you feel when you see a gorgeous girl with a boyfriend uglier than you?
>>28083874
I'm that ugly guy
I haven't seen it yet
>>28083908
This.
Orgasm comet.
why doesnt google show results for loli doujinshi anymore? i wanted to check out oppai loli but the only results are huffington post articles what the hell?
Cuz you a pedophile in the making
>>28083743
Because your looking up 2d little girls, doesn't matter if they have tits larger than your head.
Perhaps you should reconsider your fetish?
>>28084335
its not like i can watch the real thing you know
I'm looking for new depressing music.
No smiths, radiohead, etc. Preferably an album I can just put on as I drive around. Anybody got any suggestions?
Bump :| I need some new music too.
Lonerism by Tame Impala, skip the first track though
Listen to Fever Ray's album pretty dark/depressing.
>find random thread
>find random post
>reply "Why are you even here, you piece of shit?"
>leave thread
>was told to kill myself when I first started using 4chan
>legitimately hurt my feelings
>go to random threads and tell people to kill themselves to make them feel what I felt
>leave
>someone has a different opinion in x than me
>tell them they have shit taste
Favorite things about 4chan?
>you're so argumentative anon
>no I'm not
>see there you go again
You're all argumentative
And you got the face, anon
- Arctic Monkeys
>>28083723
>tfw i drew that pic and I see it getting posted everywhere now
>someone instigates a debate
>you respond
>they freak the fuck out like you attacked them out of the blue
There are three people in my life who do this, one being my mother, and it confuses everyone.
If you can't handle a retort, why did you start an argument in the first place?
Robots I just got home after seeing my girlfriend and I found a hickey, what's the best way to clear it up?
>>28083556
Shooting yourself, normalfaggot.
>>28083556
Killing yourself, fucking normalfag
Hickies are disgusting and a symbol of pre-teen horniness.
I Inherited half a million 2 months ago. Nothing in my life has changed in anyway.
>>28083494
No, but earning money has.
Receiving it for no effort does jack fucking shit to make you a better person.
I couldn't tell you if it would fixe me but I would be able to do so much shit that I can't right now.
Stop wage slaving, travel, do something fun and risky. It would give me a reason to live.
>>28083494
send me 10 bucks
why do I find everything boring
why does life gotta be like this
I don't have anything I care about in the whole world, all I want to do is sleep, I don't have any interests or hobbies to keep me moving forward, all the stuff I used to like sucks and I don't like anything else
I don't want to work, I don't want to bum around, I don't want to play videogames, I don't want to do anything but sleep
I don't know but I would sleep all day if I could. Takes 0 effort, comfy, don't have to think, and maybe some cool dreams, what's not to like?
>>28083602
I love to do it, but every time I wake up I just get hit by this wall of dread, like I'm wasting my life laying around in a fucking half-dead coma
>>28083602
>sleep [...] Takes 0 effort
I'm extremely jealous.
Drinking thread? who drinking>? what you drinking? I got a box of wine, 5 liters, anyone wanna help?
I'd love to.
Unfortunately, I can't. But we can hang out for a while while I chug down some beers and whiskey,
about to make a thread but I found this one. Drinking dry ice because I'm cheap. 7 beers in.
What's up?
evan williams bottled in bond. better and stronger than the usual stuff
who here /abovethelaw/?
>see cops
>start smoking weed
>change people's mail
>slash tires
feels good knowing the pigs can't stop me
>>28083324
>pigs
Are the insults really necessary man?
I'm white so I can get away with most traffic violations as long as I'm pollite
>>28083366
yeah man, say it to my face so i can legally pound in all of your teeth and if you resist at all you're going to jail for life
TO PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHERFUCKER
What are you eating for dinner?
>>28083308
Chef B mini ravioli's out the can.
Cause I'm a grown up.
>>28083308
Protein shake and baked sweet potato
Some cans of beer and cigarettes.
I'm not even hungry. I wanna fuck.
