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Hey guys I have a question, I feel like I can never finish a thought in my head and all I can think most of the time is "what the fuck is going on". Is this a sign of a mental illness? Or am I just retarded?
Sounds like you need more focus. Stop masturbating, reduce your consumption of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, etc. Eat healthier food, get more sleep and earlier. Practice meditation.
your mind, like your body, must be worked if it is to stay sharp and functional instead of doughy and formless.
you're here shitposting at nearly 4 am on /r9k/. you're not mentally ill or retarded, just lazy.
I'm not a doctor, but you might be developing schizophrenia. I recommend seeing someone about this.
>Daddy, who was mommy? And why did she leave before I was born?
>>28087561
Dark use of this mean op.
How the fuck could mother leave before kid is born? This implies she died but child survived
>using that shitty stencil I made in paint
Post the original and I'll make you a layered stencilI-if you want
Are there any other robots out there who reached a point where they stopped caring about women?
How did you do it?
For me, I smoked a lot of pot with my best friend who is also a robot and now I feel emotionally fulfilled.
I feel like if every robot had a robot best friend that they can smoke weed with, your desire for a gf would drastically decrease or even disappear completely.
>>28087538
>mfw I smoke weed with my gf
>>28087538
I went through a particularly bad experience in my first quarter of college.
I got a job and made more and more money, and bought things I liked and now I don't give a shit about them anymore 4 years later.
>>28087538
Honestly if you're really good at jerking off, I feel you never need a gf.
Normies who are into benis in bagina sex and watch regular porn are faggots and need gfs. If you're a robot who's mastered getting stoned and jerking off to 2D then you never need a gf
Why would you want to date a non-vegan girl, r9k?
Think about it, a non-vegan girl is happy to terminate the life of a conscious being, merely for her physical gratification (pleasure of eating it). Could such a woman be trusted? Why would you want to share your body with a woman filled with the corpses of dead animals? Can you really expect your relationship to work with such a girl?
this is a very shitty troll thread.
>>28087521
but what if im not vegan? then we couldn't eat the same thing because i wouldn't want to be vegan. we'd have to cook 2 different meals for dinner, etc and could only eat at a few restaurants
>>28087521
>a non-vegan girl is happy to terminate the life of a conscious being
hopefully its mine tbqh
>"uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon, mommy says there is a special girl for every boy"
>>28087446
>>"uncle anon, why isnt there an auntie anon, mommy says there is a special girl for every boy"
Because auntie anon died you fucking insensitive cunt
>>28087446
your mommy's a dumb bitch
>>28087446
Your mother was a liar even in her youth. Take what she says with a grain of salt, my niece.
What the fuck did robots do before the internet?
Work on not being robots.
>>28087437
Went outside and had fun
>>28087459
/this
and it's time to take control of our life again
we can fucking do it
> It's my jam
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>DAAAAAAAAAMMM SOOOOOONNN
>OMG
>STAY MAD VIRGIN HAHA
get your own jam, faggot
>>28087390
"Yes anon, we're friends."
"You're nice"
"I'm glad we could talk to each other"
THEN WHY
DID YOU
NEVER SPEAK
TO ME
AGAIN
You can get $100,000 dollars but the downside is, for the next month, every day for one hour you must read to children.
Is it worth it?
>>28087385
Of course it's worth it, why wouldn't it be?
>>28087385
>several years worth of money for one month of incredibly easy work
Sure. I'm shitty at reading aloud, but who even cares for that money.
you get the girl of your dreams, however first you must go horseback riding twice a week for 30 minutes a day for one week.
would you?
What do robots think of niggers?
>>28087356
I wish I had their confidence/ignorance.
I think OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT? DINDU NUFFIN BIX NOOD.
>>28087356
>that reverse-cucked negress getting buttmad
lel
those really are some nice tits, though, wish chris had posted more
Do you have any robot family members /r9k/?
>I got an uncle, his name is psycho
>my friends and I used to watch his dance, screaming "go psycho"
>spent most of his time dancing, working out, and fighting at the park
>he got two sisters pregnant
>he had sex with one of them to get the other one jealous
>he took both of his kids to the ghetto ass park
He was pretty cool. Sucks he killed himself by drinking two 40 oz's.
>my aunt does nothing but watch old tv shows
>will only leave the house very rarely
>and only to buy things or visit family
>has never drove a car, sister takes her
>you can be in the same for hours and she won't talk unless spoken to
>answers with as few words as possible
>little if any emotional registering in her voice or expression
>hasn't had a friend outside the family in decades
I wonder if she got bullied at a young age. I wonder if society smothered her flame before it really had a change to ignite. Is she content with days of re-runs, or does she forever long for more but know it's not worth the pain of trying?
>>28087330
Did those bitches die.
>>28087552
Funny story actually: one of the sisters' friends' was killed by her boyfriend and her body was found on the bench laying at the park
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS ON THIS BOARD SO FUCKING AUTISTIC???
https://www.rt.com/usa/340750-wisconsin-antigo-school-shooting/
What makes you think we did it?
>>28087360
you guys are famous for shooting up schools. at least you are in other boards
>>28087380
Oh, just because a school gets shot up it's suddenly our fault? The Oregon shooting had nothing to do with us either.
>"Thanks for buying me dinner anon this really hits the spot....say anon, perhaps after this you would like to go to my place and taste MY taco?"
tacos are disgusting
no thanks I already ate
>BBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
oh my god sorry anon tacos always do that to me. You don't mind right ;)
You have five minutes to explain to me with a good, convincing reason why you wouldn't let any person who isn't smelly, excessively dirty, or threatening touch you.
I don't see any reason why you'd shy away from it. It feels good when people touch you, it's soft and warm. It also shows they are not afraid of you so it is an invitation to interact with them and make a friend. Hell just the other day I let a cute girl, a fat guy, and an old teacher touch me. It wasn't a big deal.
Because it's my body and I decide who the fuck gets to touch it you retarded autist
>>28087238
>being a pussy
I thought you robots were supposed to be masculine
>>28087219
because fuck touching, touching is a thing normies do because all they do is related to body language and shit, if you cant express things verbally or trough some other non physical method then DON'T
>dog poops while car approaches
>get out plastic bags and pretend to start picking up his poop
>car drives past
>dont pick up poop
who /devilish/ here
>>28087201
>be hiker
>hate dog walkers
>favorite trails "improved" for dog walkers
>trees cut down
>singletrack widened to 15 ft wide swathes
>new unecessary bridge over creek to make it more accessible
>start seeing dog shit
>begin trolling dog walkers by shitting in the middle of the trail
>start picking up rubbish & beer cars from other places and tossing it around
>mfw I literally have a designated shitting trail
>>28087201
>riding in bus
>sneeze
>someone says bless you
>don't say thank you
>see someone having a hard time moving things around or carrying something
>make eye contact
>continue making eye contact
>some normie goes to help the person
>continue making eye contact
https://www.rt.com/usa/340750-wisconsin-antigo-school-shooting/
Alright which one of you faggots did this?
>>28087135
Yes. Godbless America purge it from filths.
Another one bites the dust.
>>28087135
it was me sorry
>>28087135
holy shit op delivered
MADMANNAMDAM
