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Share your autistic artwork
>>28090052
I'm pretty sure that drawing alone would land you in an asylum.
>>28090118
I got moar
>le originalee
Last one
>tfw no one has artwork as autistic as yours
Why haven't you joined ISIS yet, robots?
>>28090027
Cause i don't want to blow up for imaginary virgins.
>>28090027
>hello government official
>tfw even they probably have standards
I always thought it was degenerate to do it, but tonight I was so hungry (hadn't eaten in 2 days) that I broke down and did it. Honestly, I feel stupid for not doing this in the past.
So much free food. I hit a dumpster behind a bagel shop and there was a trash bag literally full of bagels. At whole foods dumpster I got some Tri o plex protein bars (real godsend for hungry person) these things were barely expired and cost 25 bucks for 12.
I hit up a grocery store and there were dozens of prepackaged salads, with lettuce/croutons/dressing that were good. I grabbed a few of those.
Other finds: a pair of sunglasses, a pair of NEW shoes, a bunch of magazines, and Gears of War for XBOX360 (i have no idea why)
I was out for less than 2 hours
>>28089947
I personally prefer to buy it in the store
>>28089970
keep this in mind if you ever have zero money
I don't dumpsterdive anymore because I had to fight the king of the homeless for half a sandwich.
He won and raped me.
You may ask "what is 'Robot Anime'"?
Robot Anime is anime that gives you an intense feeling of hope and escapism. "Pixie girls" is what I'm looking for. Like "Garden State" but anime. Like "Her" but anime. Anime where we can pretend to be the main character and experience his life of falling in love and making friends. Slice of life and romance is welcome but have a male main character who is a loner.
http://myanimelist.net/anime/2001/Tengen_Toppa_Gurren_Lagann
http://myanimelist.net/anime/9989/Ano_Hi_Mita_Hana_no_Namae_wo_Bokutachi_wa_Mada_Shiranai
http://myanimelist.net/anime/4224/Toradora
http://myanimelist.net/anime/8142/Colorful_Movie
http://myanimelist.net/anime/6547/Angel_Beats
http://myanimelist.net/anime/9989/Ano_Hi_Mita_Hana_no_Namae_wo_Bokutachi_wa_Mada_Shiranai
http://myanimelist.net/anime/23273/Shigatsu_wa_Kimi_no_Uso
Gunbuster and Diebuster both made me emotional and were hot blooded and uplifting like TTGL. Simon is basically genderswappwed Noriko.
Yuru Yuri made me feel genuinely happy. It's perfect for escapism. There's romance but it doesn't remind me that no one will ever care about me like that since it's yuri.
Is Amagami SS good for escapism?
>>28089911
more like pedo anime
amirite
This is the closest I will ever come to fucking chun li
does this shit actually feel good?
look another angle
>>28089873
feels better than most pussies I've fucked, but real women are better overall for obvious reasons
What is the male equivalent of weird boobs?
zipper abs
Things like narrow shoulders, pelvis excavatum and weird looking abs.
>>28089830
are squiggly abs really that bad? help
>tfw you will never be able to live in the us
ALL AMERICANS GET OFF THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW.
YOU SIMPLY CANT BE A ROBOT IF YOU ARE FROM AMERICA.
but this is the school shooter country!
>>28089812
>b-but muh school shooter
Try living in Denmark for a week and you will know how fucking boring life outside the us is.
>>28089829
can i stay at your place?
If you didn't take each others virginity your relationship will inevitably fail.
Prove me wrong faggots even though you can't.
>>28089781
You won congrats
We both took each other's virginity and the relationship still fell apart what a shit meme
>>28089781
>r9k
>relationship advice
you're already wrong desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ
Will getting a gf completely change my life? Will I stop being a loser?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok
Will it be like this everyday? what about long distance relationships?
>>28089775
Since you are loser on chromosomic level I doubt it.
>>28089775
You have to better yourself anon, getting a gf doesn't change everything unfortunately.
Ok. I know there is like a 0% chance of you seeing this. But, if you do happen to, please call me. I only want to speak verbally to you. At the very least we need to arrange what we're doing with your cat. You know, the one you left with me? The one that loves to eat prawns.
>>28089753
I don't ever want to talk to you again, Michael.
>>28089773
Not my name. Keep trying though. You might eventually get it right and then I'll feel bad.
Bumping for good luck
Do Asian guys like Hispanic girls?
Yes I don't know why and hispanic girls have a sweet spot for these fucking cucks
DO HISPANIC GIRLS LIKE JEWS? I WANT A GIRLFRIEND.
>>28089749
I don't think I've ever met a hispanic girl that was into asians
hmm
Robots, why do you hate Reddit so much?
(aside from terrible memes and normalfaggotry)
The userbase is shit. SHIT!
>terrible memes and normalfaggotry
mods delete everything.
women bitch about everything.
there is no real discussion just people jacking each other off.
it's the worst thing to happen to our culture in years.
It is creating a global phenomenon of group think.
That shit used to be contained, but now it has a world wide voice to spread.
Certain opinions are not tolerated and it shifts real life opinions of things.
It is, without a doubt, the worst website to ever happen to human civilization.
>no pure brown haired green eyed euro girlfriend
>pure?? wow, you really are retarded.
>>28089480
>turk
>euro
kys famalam
>>28089480
>girlfriend
>girl
That's a guy.
>you will be the guy who dies alone in his apartment without anyone knowing or caring and lies there rotting for weeks until the stench of your decomposing corpse becomes so unbearable that someone finally busts down the door and sees your fetid remains
>when you are a kid you see in the news about that kind of thing happening to people and wonder how it ever could have happened, how anyone could be so alienated and alone
>grow up and now you know the horrible truth
>>28089454
I would be amazed if I even have apartment to die in. I will probably end up homeless because I know nobody and study meme degree with no friends or job prospects. Plus Im ugly.
So I will decompose somewhere on the street or in the woods.
>the only people who would have cared that you died, your parents, are already long dead
>the police dispose of your body whichever way is the cheapest since no one will come to claim the remains
>tfw just blew a load
3 days saved, felt good.
>>28089443
post what u blew it to or fuck off
>>28089460
blew it to your moms sex tape.
>tfw blew a load into hooker's mouth yesterday
After 9 days of nofap. Felt good.
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