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>tfw your therapist says you're not on the spectrum, you're just a weirdo
feels good man
i don't know, that seems worse.
>>28092940
mine keeps asking me what's going on in my head, it's getting werid
>>28093192
Isn't it their job to figure that shit out?
Fucking therapists, just making shit up as they go along.
could someone spare me some lvl10 account on wich he recruited a friended himself or something
would like to play the new mode but dont have any acc with lvl 10
sent :^)original comment is orig
A lvl10 account of fucking what.
>>28092932
in LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00LA9y9ro6g
Whities just can't compare. Look at how they all get dripping wet at the sight of a real BBC MAN.
OP here, on a proxy. This is a picture of me btw
>>28092916
nice I dind't know the JIDF was on arninekay.
Can I get some of that shekels you got?
tfw black alpha males are superior to us white beta nu-males
>Mom goes barefoot around the house
>Can't stop checking out her feet
just do a little cheeky squirt on the floorboards so she gets your baby batter on her foot mate
>>28092912
Ill put my babby batter in your ass motherfucker
>>28092885
>Has a shaved head fetish
>Cute girl in my economics class gets cancer
>She loses her hair
>I can't stop looking at her
I feel like an awful person.
I'm retarded
>Work front desk at a hotel
>It requires me to be moderately social
>It's a challenge, but I can do school work
>Have a number of usual guests
>One of them is a qt3.14
>Really smooth features
>No boobs
>Freckled
>Makes her look young and I like that
>She's an insomniac so she's up while I'm on audit
>We get pretty close[or so I thought]
>After a 4 month stay her job is complete
>I decide I have to tell her how I feel
>Do so in the most autistic way imaginable
>She comes to the counter
>"Hey Anon, looks like I'm all done here. Can you check me out?"
>I pause and then look her up and down
>You look beautiful to me
>She glares at me
>I-uh-I-I just meant
>spaghetti everywhere
>she asks to see the manager
>I tell her he's not in yet
>She says she's going back to her room until he gets in because she's uncomfortable
>Manager fired me for sexually harassing a guest
>TFW you misread someone you thought understood you
>TFW should've never tried to be more than NEET
you do know you were meant to kill her before your manager got in so you could keep your job.
I had a master key. I considered going up there and explaining myslef, but she had the security lock engaged
next port of call should have been to frame her for a theft or something similar to discredit her
That'll be 12 bones plus treat please
>>28092795
All for you doggo
>>28092795
>It was 2 bones last time
What sort of operation is this dog running here???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCHGAvyTwbs
Is there a kind of person more boring than a slut? I mean, they are super shallow persons, they literally don't know nothing about anything, they don't have any other interests except bbs and gossiping. Why even bother with such kind of animals? Please respect yourself robot.
>tfw no qt fembot gf
>tfw no qt grill to talk about deep stuff
What kind of deep stuff would you talk about?
>>28092792
>about deep stuff
you've caught my curiosity
what kind of 'deep stuff' would you talk with your 'qt grill'?
>>28092842
>>28092848
Like getting to know each other very intimately (deeply). It's something you probably can't get from anything else but that intimate relationship.
>tfw think about relationships all day just to hurt myself over things I'll never experience
Is your mom objectively attractive?
How does that make you feel?
>>28092524
No, she's like a 5/10.
I could've been pretty if it weren't for her shit genes. ;_;
no. she's fat and in her 60s.
not anymore but she was once upon a time.
I wont lie I had a... strange childhood. I got her to show me her boobs once. I felt really fucking weird after that.
Why aren't you a communist?
Communism is the answer to literally every problem on this board. Wageslave with a shitty job? Communism will liberate you from your bourgeoisie masters. No gf? No worries, robots with no ambition in life are the best possible people for the party so your sick party-mandated car and well stocked fridge will get you all the proletarian women. Broke? Say no more, this ideology is made with you in mind.
Global revolution from the ultra-rich yoke is exactly the solution to /r9k/'s problems.
I am a communist.
lenin was an okay guy I guess
>>28092484
Better dead than Red, you commie bastard.
http://subsol.c3.hu/subsol_2/contributors0/warktext.html#
>4chan
>everyone is Anonymous
>nobody has an identity and everyone is the same because everyone is ANONYMOUS
>women STILL manage to be attention whores and create titles for themselves like "femanon"
YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA
IT'S NOT "FEMANONS" AND "MALEANONS", EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKING ANONYMOUS
>>28092433
>YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PENIS
>IT'S NOT "ANON" AND "MALEANONS", EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKING ANONYMOUS
this.
fucking women I swear.
and all the fucking thirst cucks on this website that enable them.
>>28092455
Nobody calls themselves maleanons.
Men on this board don't try to make themselves stand out on this board because they're male.
Learn to bait.
How do you guys masturbate?
>tfw crippling porn addiction
>>28092421
I have/had a terrible porn and fapping addiction. Lately it's dissipated but probably because my alcoholism and junk food consumption has increased.
Regardless, I would still feel full of self loathing immediately after cumming inside that thing in the OP.
>>28092457
>I would still feel full of self loathing immediately after cumming inside that thing in the OP.
Ah, why? Who cares... it's not pretty, but it's not lolicon or anything. Just a more creative way than using your hand to do the same thing.
>>28092516
>Ah, why? Who cares... it's not pretty, but it's not lolicon or anything. Just a more creative way than using your hand to do the same thing.
Nah, a hand is easy relief. Time and effort has been placed into creating that thing, effort which could have been used to get a real partner. It's like a surrender and an admission that things won't ever get better.
I'm venturing out into public today, wish me luck guys
Good luck and I hope you have a great day sir
Remember to bring pants and to make eye contact
Thanks, based Jackie.
When did your life peak?
Do you think things might still get better?
>>28092173
I don't think I've hit it yet. I've had some good years, but none that I would call astounding.
I think things will get better. I can only hope I'll be more and more productive.
It never peaked it's always sucked horribly.
>>28092173
probably when I was 12/13
13 year old girls would hit on me, touch my hair and things, I had lots of friends and was confident, doing well in school and athletic, however less than a year later my mother got cancer and puberty and ADHD-PI kicked in and everything collapsed
Can black guys really be robots?
I'm black and yes. Despite popular belief, all our penises aren't huge. Mine is only 5 inches erect, unfortunately.
That stupid stereotype just makes it harder for me to want to show a girl my dick.
>>28092065
Not if they're Tyrone. Otherwise, absolutely.
>>28092065
No black guys can't be robots, they get affirmative action, and can guilt trip white bitches into having sex with them. If that doesn't work they can go to Japan and get a waifu there.
So anon do you go to uni?
>no
Oh really? what else do you do besides work then?
>nothing much
Oh what nothing at all? like not even the gym or anything?
>no
... o-oh okay
why do people care so much about what i do? do they even care or can they not bare to go 5 seconds without blabbering on about shit?
>>28092058
>can they not bare to go 5 seconds without blabbering on about shit?
its this
i find it impossible to engage myself in conversations now because i don't give a shit about anyone else at all
>>28092058
Yeah I hate dealing with people they're always trying to appraise you like a trinket at a yard sale. No I'm not perfect. No I don't' want to talk about it. No I don't feel bad about snubbing you like a normie.
>>28092343
i always give one or two word answers whenever they try to talk to me because i find whatevr they talk about mind numbingly uninteresting
