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this fat autistic fucking subhuman NEET walked by me today. He said something in his unintelligible loser-NEET-virgin-babble. I lost it and called him what he was, a worthless NEET. told that fucker. I hate NEETs so god damn much.
Why hate? Don't stoop to their level of misanthropy and hate.
You are in a higher position of power, and as such, you must love.
Love them for what they lack
Love them for their simplicity
Love them, because they need the love.
>>28098600
>Engineering
>challenging
kek
>>28098600
Lol no you didn't
Y the fuck you lyin op?
Deutsche Roboter hier? Deutsche Fembots gar? Der eine oder andere Cyborg?
Wer seid ihr, warum hier, wo her, und was macht euch zum Roboter?
fuck off.
Germany is full of fucking degenerates.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
>>28098584
>Deutsche Fembots gar?
Fapiss dich Schwuchtel, du bist hier nicht erwuenscht.
>>28098707
Hau selber ab, Streit stiftender Chad. Das hier ist nicht dein Brett, sondern unseres!
>meet cute girl
>she's the definition of a tumblrina SJW
>few months later meet another cute girl
>she unironically supports communism, Stalin and speaks in communist meme sentences
Why? I'm not even asking for a Nazi gf or something crazy like this, I just want a normal girl.
Go for polish qt's. They aren't dogs like Germanics and they hate commie ruskis too
what, you can't handle tumblrettes?
normal girls are boring, what are you,
a normie?
>talk to girl in speech class
>ask what she's doing for her persuasive speech
>she's speaking in favor of interracial relationships
You can't make this shit up.
Are manic pixie dream girls a thing in the real world?
I know of guys that do that shit with low-tier girls, but I find it hard to believe girls would do the same thing with low-tier guys
no, absolutely not
which is why they're so popular in fiction, and everyone here is a virginio and girls don't talk to them
No, since women can always settle for someone prettier than themselves
>inb4 muh Misaki
>>28098365
They seem like a hassle. I would rather try to improve my boring personality with another boring personality
why do so many people here casually post about times they've had gfs or sex
how do you even get those things
this is confusing and upsetting me I thought this was a safe place
>>28098293
>safe place
No.
Also 90% of stories are completely false. It's your fault you believe them.
They dont say any of that shit on /po/ and /an/
>>28098334
why would anyone do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
How do I finger my ass? I heard it's awesome but maybe I haven't find the appropriate way to do it yet, is it better if I'm already hard before putting my fingers in my ass?
>>28098249
Step 1: Put finger in ass
I heard tobasco is a nice lube
just do it in the shower, fart a little if you can and when the hole is open stick a finger in, get it wet so you don't end up ripping your asshole (trust me that's not fun)
I don't think your dick has anything to do with it, it never does for me.
>>28098249
if you have an onahole put a bit of extra lube in it, then stick your finger inside the onahole. use that finger to stick up your ass
5th day of no fap
Help me
I can't make it much longer
>>28098248
you can do it OP I have faith in you
>>28098248
Why would anyone go nofap?
Just do it and stop your foolish behavior
>>28098342
It's supposed to make you feel better and be happier and stuff
It's just making me horny all the time
Fuck. I dun goofed robots.
>Met 8/10 qt3.14 on tinder.
>We really hit it off
>Talk about movies, books, ect
>Out of the blue asks about politics
>Fuck.jpeg
>I am loyal to the Don-tron
>libtardmode.exe
>Starts going crazy, calling me a racist
>Mfw I really liked her
stop having shit opinions
>>28098278
this
but she could be the one with shit opinions tho, cuz libtards generally aren't very good with arguing their opinions, they just call you a racist or whateverfobic and you're supposed to feel bad
>>28098278
All opinions are shit to the guy who doesn't share yours.
I am indian, can I get Japanese gf if I go to Japan ?
>>28098225
no you fucking street shitter
>>28098276
no i was born in the USAplease dont be rude it hurts my feelngs :(
>>28098225
No one is attracted to indian males. Japanese females hate indian males as much as they hate black people. tough luck Pajeet.
>high school
>growing more certain of never finding g/f
>"Awww, don't worry Anon! You'll find love eventually! You just have to wait!"
>recently turned 32
>still single and virgin
Well fuck.
>>28098194
>high school
reported for underage
>>28098194
same here OP, 32 and counting
it doesn't get any better, does it
>>28098237
>projection
reported for underage
>She's still breathing
>she has a facebook/twitter/instagram
>>28098155
Nice dubs.
>doesn't own a pair of flats
>buys icecream
>>28098172
>she has a tumblr
>she has daddy issues
>she's a cutter
>she dyes her hair
>she lies frequently
>this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BPVtw6oRno
>one piece
>>28098099
this tranny
>>28098099
video games and music (mostly vidya ost)
How can you want to die will listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7GwDK_kKsA
Anime, and the possibility of Nier Automata and Persona 5 being good.
After they're out so am I
Tried to draw ralph from ed edd and eddy, ended up with a sneek
Nice fucking blog, faggot
it's rolf
>>28098074
You mean Rolf?
I don't like talking to people who do anything other than watch anime or play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in my thread unless these are the only two things that you do.
I play Mario Kart :^)
>>28098036
Never heard of Dwarf Fortress, but anime is pretty neato
>>28098036
>mom I posted it again xD
If there was an option for chemical castration, and assuming it had no side effects at all would you take it?
I would think that it would be quite liberating - for your average robot a libido is at best vestigial, and at worst a chain around their neck.
It would work out to women's advantage as well, as they would no longer have to deal with the unwelcome advances of "sub par" males.
Does such an option exist?
While I was on SSRIs my dick was dead. Is there anything that (temporarily) eliminates your sex drive, and is legal? I'd pay whatever price was asked.
>>28098034
It would also make sure that no robot DNA got passed onto the next generation by accident (come on, it happens sometimes, I mean, most of our parents were betas who miraculously got to breed and create more robots right?)
Sadly all the current options have some pretty awful side effects - gynomastia and osteoporosis being pretty common, and between that or dealing with my sex drive I'm not sure what would be worse.
But if an option without those side effects did become available, I'd be all over it, and I suspect a lot of men would be. I wonder whether it would increase or decrease productivity overall?
