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What does semen smell and taste like? Do taste and odor depend on what you eat? Is the odor of cum the same for every guy or is it unique for everyone?
The healthier you are, the more delicious the semen will taste.
>>28098032
Why don't you just go eat some semen and find out?
>>28098032
Taste changes based on what they eat. Sometimes it tastes salty and doughy. Sometimes it's fruity(especially if they eat a lot of pineapple and other fruits). Sometimes it can taste bland.
>be me
>38 years old, still unemployed
>4am
>horny after watching 10 episodes of Pokemon: Johto Journey
>clomp my way across the landing to mummy's room
>clamber onto her bed
>MUMMY WUMMY ITS TIME FOR MY TUMMY TO GIVE YOU THE TENDIES THAT COME FROM MY ENDIES
>she wakes groggy and confused
>"Oh no, no Anon, please. We said-"
>she bursts into treats
>"We said I would only do it once. You got your 50,000 GBP to promise to never do it again."
>stupid bitch is crying hysterically now
>"I need to get up for work in an hour. Burger King told me if I'm late again I'll be f-f-fired."
>grab her hair and yank her head up
>NO MUMMY ITS TIME FOR YOU TO RECYCLE THE CHICKEN TENDIES BECAUSE TENDIES FROM MY ENDIES ARE YUMMY FOR MUMMYS TUMMY
>tries to wriggle away, gasping hysterically, but I grab her slender wrists with my Charizard strength
>MUMMY YOU ARE SO PRETTY I tell her as the tears stream down her red, puffy face
>MUMMYEEEEEEEERRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO EAT THE SECOND HAND TENDIES
>she nods slowly, lower lip quivering
>squat myself over mummy's accepting face and pull down my black shorts with the flames up the sides
>mummy opens her mouth, trembling with horror and racked with sobs as she tries to keep still, I can feel her hot breath on my hairy, shit-encrusted anus
>(tendies tendies from my endies, from my tummy into mummy) I whisper into the night air
>within seconds I feel something
>a gushing of release and relief from my guts expels explosive and gaseous from my itchy bumhole, spraying and splopping chunks and jets and gooey ropes of every colour all over mummy's face and into her pink, waiting mouth
>hear her gagging and crying even harder underneath me
>relief is so intense I fall face-first onto her bed, botty naked in the air
>EAT MY TENDIES MUMMY, THEYRE SO GOOD AND YUMMY I say into the bedding, muffled
>hear her trying to swallow
>just keeps gagging and crying
>I fall asleep there and when I wake up at 3pm she's gone
fucking normie bitch
>she bursts into treats
God, I hate it when that happens.
h-hot
should be a part where it's smeared on her face
>>28098003
>I can feel her hot breath on my hairy, shit-encrusted anus
> youre at dominos and this guy fingers your pizza
what do?
>>28097959
Break them real hard.
IT IS WHAT IT IS XD
the only thing worse than youtubers are people who obsess over them
>Daddy, why do you and mommy and always jump up-and-down on the bed and loudly pray to god at night? It keeps me awake.
you better not complain because it's the only reason you're alive right now kiddo
>>28097886
I'm just a friend of your mom, not your daddy.
>>28097886
im fucking your mom in the pooper kiddo
i know it's imprudent of me to post anything from normiebook here but i just can't fucking take it anymore
this is the kind of person that makes me want to kill myself
her and all the college kids like her
prosocial, eager devotees of community icons, enthusiastic, hard-working, clearly fucking belong in society
Meanwhile, here I am, antisocial, skeptical, cynical, too clever for my own good, an outcast by demeanor... Hitler sent faggots like me to the camps, and he was right to do so. I cling to social functioning and continued survival like a parasite clings to its host, but the only thing I wish for is death. Somebody, anybody, help.
>>28097772
>here I am, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>28097772
Why would anybody want to be like that. Why are you envious of that?
In the end we all become dust.
It's that easy, brobots.
Yeah, sure, because we surely must follow advice of TV character
kill yourself
>>28097732
Yeah, in the past 10 months, my fiancee broke off our wedding, my dog of 17 years died, & my grandma died, but yeah, I'll just stop being sad, & listen to this cocksucker
I can actually do that but it's nothing you can expect of others. I actually have surges of happiness at times and don't know why. It's what I imagine depression to be only reversed.
However this is nothing you can say to a depressed person.
Actually what do you say to depresses people or sad people in general? I sick at handling situations like that. I feel like I am generally unattached to what happens around me on an emotional level, and thus can't help as much as I wish I could.
how did you do it Doj
Erica is pure !
>>28097738
pure my ass
>>28097800
Erica is pure as freshly fallen snow during the winter.
Why do my parents keep thinking that I'm into Asian girls even when I tell them that I'm not? Do they think that I could only score with chinks?
Because they know you're a Virginia
>>28097767
Damn, this guy got it right. But why Asians ?..
>>28097836
Because there are Asians in Virginia
Hi /r9k/ I need help.
A nigger on Twitter is being niggerish, and I want to BTFO her with cold hard facts that niggers cause more crimes then whites, please help.
Thanks!
Here's a picture of a butt for incentive
Just google fbi 2013 murder crime statistics
>>28097655
just go back to pol.
This isn't a political board and you're nigger friend is probably right about whatever she's saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGTUcS-yQtQ
he gets into stats a bit into the video with easily digested infographs + cited
also look at the statistics in this article to BTFO the argument that the war on drugs is unfairly penalizing or imprisoning blacks
http://thefederalist.com/2014/07/17/is-the-war-on-drugs-racist/
I have had an obsession lately about watching videos of cats being put down. I can't say I feel strongly one way or the other about it. I just enjoy watching the last few seconds of a cats life as the flame slowly flickers out of its eyes. So does anybody have any good videos of their cats being put down?
you're fucked up in the head
>>28097648
That's like telling a special ed kid they have a mental disorder. You're on 4chan.
No you don't understand, I love cats and I would never hurt one. It is just interesting to watch them slowly stop moving. Its just like a "wow thats pretty neat" moment. you know?
What do we want?
>the oppressive power will not mute me
we want to die
>>28097760
when do we want it?
>>28097802
Sometime soon duh!
No one likes templates, buts it literally the only way new memes are created.
No it isn't. There's other ways, you stupid faggot.
>>28097616
Memes aren't created, memes are born.
>>28097634
>trip
>calling other people stupid faggots
Top kek
>Oh anon, any girl would be lucky to have you
>You're going to make some girl some day really happy
Anyone else have to hear this bullshit every few days?
Actually not
I think I transcended to the next phase, where I hate human contact and everybody knows it.
>>28097595
everyday? wtf, from whom?
>>28097595
>anon you'll get married one day and give us grand children, right?
>all the girls will love anon he's so handsome
>anon will do great things he's so smart
it hurts because I know they don't believe any of it
Who else /cop/ here? Just got accepted into the police academy, what can I expect robocops?
>>28097514
they make you shoot puppies
>>28097514
Depends which country
>>28097514
The job is pretty overrated honestly, always make sure they don't have needles in their pockets before you frisk them anon. That's the scariest part of the job.
I don't enjoy tazing people.
One reason I particularly like Elliot is because he was the kind of 'model robot' that used to frequent this place before the literal retard autistic failed normalfaggots started taking over
>High functioning aspergers
>Otherwise mentally stable
>Intelligent and articulate, at least in writing
>Socially awkward
>Had self respect
>Didn't orbit women.
>Could function in society
>Worked on improving himself
>Opposed degeneracy
>>28097489
He was a narcissistic high functioning sociopath.
There's nothing noble in that.
>>28097489
>implying spoiled richfags can be robots
>>28097489
he was a failed normie desu
a robot would sooner or later realize being so thirsty for pussy won't do him any goodeven though he wasn't a robot I still think I would get along with him
