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How can I stop being socially awkward?
I want to be myself, but I can't. It's like I'm trapped in my mind.
I need to escape this hell.
If you have to ask, you're too far gone.
This shit comes naturally for 99% of the population, believe it or not.
>>28095130
>This shit comes naturally for 99% of the population, .
Thanks for the revelation
stop fighting the autism and embrace it.
be "the autistic guy" instead of the weird guy who tries too hard to be normal.
People generally tend to accept autism when it's clearly visible. When you try to hide it people just think you're an asshole or a fuckin creep or something.
Make autism your thing.
Who /criminal/ here???
I have to confess to r9k, I believe I am legitimately a felon.
>be me
>be hungry and fuck and only 4 dollars to spare
>go to McDonalds
>get egg mcmuffin combo meal with a Diet Coke
>was the now satisfying and delicious meal I've had in weeks
>only 3.99
Robots I am here to tell you, a meal like that should have cost me $15.00. I feel like I LITERALLY ROBBED McDonalds.
How do I get over this guilt? What do I do to redeem myself?
What I do is go in get a drink from the garbage and get a refill
>>28095092
You're not afraid of diseases or anything?
>>28094987
why is McDs so fucking good, it even doubles as a laxative to keep you nice and empty
So I just discovered this crap and I want to know what robots think about this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDLPiEdp74
As an ugly fag here, I wonder what is the point of this challenge? Do normies crave for attention so much to the point of using ugly people misfortune as stepping stone?
Why the fuck isn't this disliked to oblivion and criticized??
I'm fucking sick of this world.
God those pouty faces they make really piss me off.
makes me wanna become the next supreme gentleman
If you read the comments or watch videos of people who criticize it, only the most intelligent of normies is able to figure out that it doesn't make sense, and even then they can just barely explain why.
The lesson to be learned is that normies are retarded, but more than retarded they are egotistical and superficial. They are incapable of any thoughts other than whether or not they look good.
>>28094872
SPOT ON ANON-kun
Are you currently in pain?
What pain are you experiencing?
Bezo withdrawal
>>28094832
How long have you been experiencing it?
What does it feel like?
How painful is it?
>>28094876
Just a day.
It's not that painful.
I was on a very low dose.
What's the best suicide method?
>quick
>painless
.50 cal right in the head. 100% deathrate 100% painless and its instantaneous. ps: ples dont do it
Just hang yourself so you can feel the painful regret while dying
>>28094848
I'm a Europoor, can't get guns :/
At what age did you realize women were people too? 22 here, realized it a week or two ago.
around 20. and then I quickly realized I was wrong. Women are memes you can cum in.
When I started watching anime, but then I realized 2D girls are not like 3D ones.
18, when the girl I liked told me her dad's friend make her suck his dick when she was a kid.
She was very kind and wanted to protect her smile
can someone redpill me on how much the life expectancy drops for someone with more than 10years anxiety issues (with or without meds, ssri, benzos, betablock)?
i have asked my docs before and they all said it doesn't make a difference.
i think they might not tell me to not cause me anxiety.
i have a feeling that i have lost 20 years because of anxiety. like around 60 i will be gone..
but there is no documentation on life expectancy with anxiety and depresshuns.
>>28094631
Look it on positive side. Suffering ends sooner than the one of normies.
Oh fuck normies dont suffer actually. They enjoy life.
>>28094674
w-what if in tge meantime you turn things around and start having fun and a gf?
textless isnt allowed
use 5 words to describe the first 30 years of your life
friendship, loneliness, depression, failure, rejection
>>28094605
isolation, masturbation, isolation, masturbation, isolation
I, want, to, try, heroin
>>28094605
>use 5 words to describe the first 30 years of your life
Just, fuck, my, shit, up
Getting back my grades for my first major assessment at university in 7 hours.
I'm so fucking scared, I want to have done well, I don't want to go back to NEET life.
What do they mean by
"have not successfully completed this assignment, i will contact you to explore other option"
Anon, I'm sure you did fine. If they were tough courses, I'm sure the grades will be curved. If you did your best you have nothing to worry about, you'll be fine.
>>28094684
I followed the criteria to the T. But I am not sure if my shit is university tier level.
I guess I'll find out soon.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/24/us/wisconsin-shooting-school-prom/
>the only one that died was the robot
A failure even in death.
>>28094535
There's something really funny to me about people spending all that time going through schooling just planning to get out there and start their lives only to get shot.
>>28094563
His name wage Jakob Wagner, he probably posted on this board.
>go shopping for mom
>cute girl with dog comes my way
>we smile at each other
>never see her again
The only thing worse than being an ugly robot is being an autistic chad who can't even talk to girls who are clearly interested
fuck
So did you ever find a mom
>>28094503
Yeah man I totally know how you feel, dude.
It just sucks being really intelligent, I have it so much harder than someone who's borderline retarded because I can't do anything with this intelligence. :((((
Because being intelligent and lazy is worse than being dumb and lazy because I have it harder than anybody else. ;;_;;
>she smiled, she must be interested
>I'm autistic
well at least you got one thing right.
watch this robots, he talks about you and your problem at 3:29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvqXbq5isFs
>>28094470
>men only go for the pretty girls
Haha guys I'm a good looking Chad that's completely disconnected from reality :DDDDDD t. this retard
That statement has been wrong for at least 8000 years
https://psmag.com/8-000-years-ago-17-women-reproduced-for-every-one-man-6d41445ae73d#.1yc131xnq
Even today women hold absolute control over the dating scene and that popular image of the "Sexual Revolution" where 80% of women go for the top 20% of men.
http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0
This has been proved multiple times throughout history and even OKcupid (I'd say this is very neutral) shows DEFINITIVE trends about the differences between male and female choice of partnership.
>>28094470
dat fking ass. i do declare
>>28094569
>>28094569
>>28094569
if men in general find it easier to judge women beautiful or attractive that means more women will have sex compared to men
yes. it's not the women's fault
What do your rooms look like?
pic related, it's mine
>>28094419
No it's not. Lanza is dead
Reminder that the true owner of this bedroom never existed
>>28094419
I guess you're getting ready to paint with a paint sprayer, huh? What color? =)
When you see a happy couple in love and enjoying life does it make you angry? Does it upset you to the point where you want to hurt people and cause property damage? Tell me how you feel about this image robots.
Nope
Maybe I can get there myself at some point in my life
a lot of times i'll walk in front of them and purposely rip a fart
>devilish tactics
>>28094397
No anon, you're fooling yourself and that is an anime reaction image for ants.
>>28084162 reached the image limit, so ill kick off the new one with my own oc
not going to dump since my entire collection is in the old thread
bump for quality comfy threads
>>28094411
I'm afraid anything of any quality has already been posted in previous thread
bump22
