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I cant fucking take it anymore.
Am i going to make it?
What should i change about me?
Pic related (is me)
Are you male or female OP? Either way get a better haircut and lose weight/lift
>>28096841
Lose weight. Literally all you have to do is drink water and walk long distances. You don't even have to worry about going to the gym.
>>28096887
Im a fucking male.
>"Bro, your problem isn't that you're an ugly manlet. Your problem is that you aren't confident enough."
What do?
>throw acid in his face
>watch him go from 9/10 to 1/10
>get couple of years in prison
>once out find out where he lives and send him mail written "jus b confident bruh"
>>28096806
That's a really good idea. If he was still able to get girls after his face gets melted, then I'll believe it.
>>28096750
Can't it just be both? Fucking hell
Ultima memecat thread starting now
>Sage in options field
>Hide thread
Come on robots help me bump this bad boy
C'mon man I don't have time for this, I gotta get to my day job
Who here /kingBoo/? Blah blah blah
'Memecat' blah blah boo bros blah blah
I know that this is probably not the best board to ask but all other boards including /adv/ say "just do it" when I ask them how to talk with people because I can't hold a simple conversation and am always ridiculed.I really want to improve but I guess suicide is the only option.
bump
oregenal
Nobody?!?
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>>28096715
If I knew how to do that I probably wouldn't be here.
Have memes become a meme?
>>28096631
memes have been a meme ever since "milhouse is not a meme" became a meme
>>28096685
Yes, but has memes being a meme become a meme?
How many layers of irony are memes on at this point?
>>28096727
nah. as a whole, we're still getting a grip on post-irony. what you're describing sounds like post-post-irony.
we'll get there eventually though!
How do I look for a job?
>>28096626
You look great anon. You're a very handsome boy, I couldn't have asked for a better son.
Love, mummy mums.
craigslist is your best bet.
>>28096651
>tried this
>ended up sucking a stranger's dick
>didn't even get paid
Yeah no thanks
>see girly guy with super wide hips at store
>think to myself i'd like to plow that boipushi
i'm not even gay. are the memes getting to my head?
>>28096621
if you wanna plow a guy, clearly you are "even gay"
Not gay at all, normal alpha behavior. The ancients fought wars over boipucci.
>>28096681
the ancients were gay too
anzu hate thread
discuss
>>28096568
>posting a "hate" thread for anzu
I hate how I can't give her all my beta bux mmmmmm
>>28096568
Who is this chick? Streamer or something?
How can I search for a radio that isn't blocked?
Help a wagecuck pls, I cannot listen to the bullshit my coworkers are talking about anymore.
why the fuck does your work block radio?
at my last job, they let us listen to pandora all damn day as long as things got done
>>28096570
Because they think it distracts the drones? I'm actually quite happy that facebook and youtube are blocked, but come on, at least let me listen to something other than mindless small talk.
I recommend the Tecsun PL-660 AM/FM/Shortwave receiver, equipped with Long wave and Air Bands as well. You can listen in AM, LSB, USB and Synchronous AM mode as well.
Has great sensitivity and can pick up a lot of stations, just from the built in telescopic antenna.
Just listen with the included headphones and you'll be set.
What is the worst/most disgusting porn you've ever watched and enjoyed?
Bonus points for links
Her face is literally the average Asian woman's face.
>>28096550
>her
By the way I just went to /gif/ and looked for the gayest thing I could find, I didn't actually enjoy that.
>>28096566
You would, if she had a prettier face.
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggh
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
What are you waiting on fart bitch, you gonna come get a whif or what?
*BRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRT*
>>28096518
This is what i think of every time i see one of these threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-AR1XU2vuA
>>28096518
*cough cough*
if you fart once more and tell me to smell it, i am leaving you.and don't call me fart bitch
>>28096518
this is by far my favorite fartpic. Moar OP
When does one finally escape the implications of the Dunning-Kruger-Effect? When can I finally and righteously know that I am smarter than average? I soon finish my degree in EE, am I above average yet?
>>28096431
Protip: it's not immediately upon graduation.
Give it ten years, also calm the fuck down. It doesn't matter how smart you are in relation to anyone else. You're better off once you dismount your high horse, anon.
>>28096431
You don't escape.
The only thing you know is that you know very little.
>>28096519
Also what this guy said, being smart doesn't make you a better person.
>>28096431
>When does one finally escape the implications of the Dunning-Kruger-Effect? When can I finally and righteously know that I am smarter than average?
when you stop being a retarded fat americunt and step off the goddamn hamster wheel
dunning-kruger is a uniquely american mental dysfunction
6 billion people across the world manage to not be affected by dunning-kruger at all, or manifest it in markedly muted ways
it really isn't hard to avoid if you have a fucking brain
Let's have a kik thread.
Age/Sex/City/Kik
24/m/Budapest/Ruveboko
Sage this gay thread!
>>>/soc/
>>28096360
no u
original comment, that's what it is
21/F/Stockholm/Snibuli
So we've been friends since school and catch up most weekends. All we seem to do now though is get drunk/ high and play games (usually smash bros).
It's getting repetitive doing the same thing week on week but I don't want to stop hanging out with him. Any suggestions on what we can do other than gaming? I can drive so travelling to places isn't an issue
Thanks guys
>>28096237
Try switching up the game.
Believe it or not, this period was one of the better times for me - getting baked with your bro and playing vidya all night is highly underrated. And then passing out on his couch.
>>28096237
At least you can drink and smoke with this guy
My "best friend" from hs is a total wet blanket. All he wants to do is sit around playing Halo and drinking soda, it's impossible to get him to go anywhere or do anything else
travel some places where you can chase bitches and see beautiful stuff.
go to bars?
i don't knowi have no friends :3
How are you holding up, what have you done to improve yourself in the past 7 days?
Also please get it off your chest and share whatever you are struggling with, I will try to help, and if anons have advice for others, please share!
doing badly; found out i'm a genetic freak
don't care, far too late to treat now.
kind of glad I'll never have a normal life, now I don't even have to pretend to try anymore so it's been a little bit liberating actually.
thanks for asking jackie chan.
>Want to die
>Scared i'll fuck it up and end up brain damaged or crippled
>Been this way for over a decade
About the same
>>28096186
>People in literal third world countries are doing better than me
