Do coats only look dank in fiction?
>tfw no magical anime wind constantly blow at my coat
>No slots in a coat to hold hidden knives for whatever retarded purpose comes up
Not even close. If you actually dress right and aren't an autistic neck beard they can look sick as fuck
>>28101404
Are there any "light coats"? The ones I ever saw were those very winterly-heavy ones.
> tfw absolutely no idea, because mummy buys all my clothes
What's the deal with fleeces? Ive always worn them. Very comfy and useful.
My friends say they are for a spies and computer programmers.
Do you wear them?
Clothes general I guess.
>>28101265
I got about 6 Northface/Columbia jackets but never wear them
I just don't go outside, or I have any reason to wear nice things.
Also I lot of older people wear those jackets OP, your friends are dumdum
>>28101265
They are for fat gay men in their 40's hahahaha
>>28101409
I am a fit bisexual man in my 30's. Can i wear fleece pls?
What kind of retard stick in the mud hates Summer? The winter is the worst thing to happen to the planet. Summer is THE BEST SEASON AVAILABLE.
>longer days (8:45 pm being sunset is pretty generous)
>EVERYTHING IS ALIVE
>Everything is in full swing (people out of school, people taking vacations from work, plants in peak of life cycle, etc)
>vitamin D coming into you via sunlight so you feel like getting shit done
>easy...
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>too many people outside
>too damn fucking hot, makes it impossible to sleep and very difficult to game all day in my room
>expensive AC costs drain my money.
>insects and other bugs literally invade during summer. Some Barbarossa type of shit.
>Fucking cicadas screeching and making their familiar loud noise
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>>28101321
Winter fat detected.
>>28101321
Compared to the best season, winter.
>nice and cool
>snow looks nice
>cloudy days blot out and sun and make it darker, thus easier and comfier to play vidya.
>shorter days means less normies out and less sunlight.
>comfy in general
>>28101347
Normie detected.
I think I'm going to be fired tomorrow. The worst part is that I am flying from NY to California for a previously scheduled work trip. So they're going to sack me after a 6 hour cross-country flight.
It's the NEET life for me after this. I am trying the salaryfag life and make good money but the anxiety this is causing me isn't worth it.
If I was any kind of a man I would shoot that stupid bitch in the face. But I'll sit there and accept my cucking by Mrs. Scheklstein like a good slave.
>>28101229
What makes you think you'll be fired?
>>28101229
what did you do? anyway HR can help?
>>28101274
>>28101344
>bringing ms shekelstiens daughter with me on trip
>she's about 17 and her mom wants her to "learn the family business" for when she's of working age
>daughter is hot as fuck
>she falls asleep on plane
>put her sleeping hand on my cock through my pants
>pretend...
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>"Be gentle, I'm tight"
Looks like a spider mouth.
Gross!
>Don't worry baby my ex wasn't as big as you!
>>28101165
If you wouldn't smash this beautiful pussy you're a faggot
Post your speedtest results, robots.
>tfw this is LITERALLY the fastest I can get here
At least you have internet.
Be grateful for something in your life for one at least.
Not the best but good enough for me.
quit your fucking whining
/r9k/ I have officially become a normie, and I don't like it
>be me freshman at uni
>kissless virgin 18 years old
>didn't know how to talk to girls and honestly still don't
>become /fit/ and /fa/ at the end of the first semester
>I start noticing girls checking me out
>fast forward to two weeks ago
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>>28101051
>inb4 normie get out
I feel honestly awful that I degraded myself by getting naked with a girl I don't have strong feelings for.
I also know I'm being a little bitch about it
>>28101051
And I found kissing to be extremely overrated and boring. Altogether the experience was not a great one.
Not only a bad blog post, but you're also retarded
>I feel ashamed at myself for throwing away my innocence
might be troll, but I'd highly advise you to get rid of it.
Yes, sex isn't usually as great as some make it out to be - if you have a gf there will be times when she wants to fuck and you kinda don't want, other gratification like eating chocolate and playing video games are less messy - but knowing how stuff feels early on grant you not sperging out and being able to obtain it easy (or at least easier)....
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I have honestly never run into them, and I've been through the entire college experience
and I have even lived in SF for a couple of years, yet I have never ran into an SJW.
Do these people really exist or is it some huge internet charade?
I went to a Donald Trump rally when I visited Portland State University and saw at least 50 SJWs.
SF to expensive for those retards. I live in Brooklyn and don't see them either.
I think they're on college campuses and then settle down in cheaper places.
I'm in Nebraska and see them everywhere. If you see a fat girl under the age of 25 there's a very solid chance she's a SJW
>I'm a robot because I have dark circles/eyebags
WRONG. Dark circles/eyebags are only ugly if YOU'RE already ugly or sickly looking to begin with.
>>28100970
that barely passes as "eyebags"
try not looking like a crackhead after having a full nights rest
>>28100970
Why are gay guys so fucking obsessed with Chico? The only other demographic that thinks he's hot is prepubescent girls.
Dom>>>>>pretty boy boyos
>>28101397
Dude is very easy on the eyes. Not a lot of men have that quality.
Please give me some images to save to my flashdrive to print out at Staples
>>28100960
for what tho
>>28100960
here, print this one
>>28100960
and this one
oregnalol
Got diagnosed with aspergers lads
Wat do
>>28100895
You got autismbux already or not?
>>28100907
Is this a thing?
No I havent
Does aspergers still net you autismbux or nah? I seem to remember it not being included anymore or something
Anyway congrats anon kek
One of us
SMELL IT
>>28100888
I don't know why but sasquatch pussies like that turn me on way more than hairless pornstar puss
>>28100888
That looks fucking gross you retarded gypsy faggot cuck bastard
*BRAAAAAAAPHHHHT*
Post your embarrassing comedy failures
>At lab meeting
>Everything is wrapping up
>Boss: oh, one final thing, it turns out that our milliQmachine not working was due to a faulty O-ring, so I ordered a new one
>Me: oh good, didn't the Challenger blow up because of a faulty O-ring? Good thing the milliQMachine didn't blow up and kill all of us, aheheh!
>*dead silence*
>co-worker:...
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>>28100833
Ehh, I wouldn't necessarily call that a comedy failure, you just chose the wrong crowd to say it to
Its a little cheesy, but I would have given you a chuckle maybe
>>28100833
Not bad. blblbl
I get it, "O" like "Orgasm"
Tick tock,
Wagecuck!
Shouldn't you be sleeping right now? Shekelstein wouldn't like it if you slept at work.
in the blink of an eye, you have to go back to mr. shekelstiens fun ride
>tfw living off gubmint student monies
>comfy living flipping burgers on the side
Who's this Shekelstein person? :^)
>>28101057
>literal, burger flipping wagekek
>asking who shekelstien is
Wagekeks never cease to make me laugh.
>This guy is holding a girl hostage in your living room. He also has a lot of money
What do you do?
>>This guy is holding a girl hostage in your living room.
Why? What are his demands?
>>28100774
"I want your asshole small boy, or the girl gets shot"
>>28100750
shoot the guy with one of my guns, keep the money, tell the bitch to leave.