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I'm infuriated that there are women on this board RIGHT NOW
Its one thing to browse anonymously and talk and give your insight but it seems like every fucking thread now theres a woman jumping up and down to point out shes a woman and a bunch of guys to take their 1 in 100 shot.
Fuck you women, fuck you nromal fags that make this place into soc. I hate you go back to wherever you were at 2 years ago, you dont belong here.
Women are pathetic sluts who dont know the meaning of lonliness. Save me the im not other girls bullshit, you have a dozen guys who have messaged you in the past week to hang out or do something or just talk to you, and if you dont then youre 16 and only have to wait a couple years before youre drowning in dick. Fuck off none of you women can be robots. Youre just in a downtime from one pussy pounding to the next until you decide to stop being used as fuckmeat and get treated like princess by a bf.
>>28082499
not again with this bullshit edge
Imagine knowing that men truly despise you, but pretend to care about you in order to use your disgusting meat role as a masturbation aid. Think of how much it would hurt to know you are tiny, weak, stupid, and only worth anything to men as a receptacle for their bodily waste. Live in fear of rape. Listen to men lie about this, then read how they truly feel online daily. Know that not only will you never be loved, but unlike a man, you will never know respite from being hunted like a pathetic animal for your bleeding gash.
This is life as a female robot.
>>28082499
>1 in 100 shot.
That's pretty generous senpai
Also the few women who do actually lurk this place are ugly. The only attractive verified girl I've seen here is Eliza and maybe a few others that gave us tits. They're ugly losers, just ignore them. They have no value.
who up????????????
tap that muhfucca
>>28082469
Its 11:00. REAL NIGGA HOUA DON STAR TIL 4 MY NIGGA
>>28082469
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
fuckin thots baka
who tf up?!?!?!
He Bxxt Tx Big Fxr Hei GxddDmn Fiit
>ITT: People that you wished you looked like/might have a little man crush on
Pic very related. The ultimate Chad IMO.
>the ultimate chad
>plays wow
real chads play runescape
This guy. He is the ultimate gentleman
>cavils hairline
he got a solid 15 years of chadlife but, that hairline is going places
do you think free will exists
>>28082276
No, but it doesn't matter so just imagine that it does exist.
>>28082276
yes
post stoner metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH2BAn8gZr4
>>28082276
What makes you think that it does not?
After I came to this picture my vision went blurry and my ears began buzzing. I almost though I was going to die. Semen really has tons of nutrients. It is said it has 6 times the amounts of nutrients blood has. So don't cum too much, you're not doing yourself a favor.
But hot damn, what an ass.
I always doze off for a couple of seconds after i cum
Its an endorhpine thing though, not really nutrient related as far as i know
>>28082258
You don't lose enough nutrients for it to affect you.
>>28082258
Great pic senpai.
Can't save it because I have forsworn the storage or intentional access of naked lady pictures, for my own betterment.
Will think about slapping an ass like that later if I have the strength to jerk off after my run.
>tfw 26 years old
>>28082246
I had the same thought 6 years ago and now nothing has changed except I am having the same thought at 32 and giving up seems more appealing.
Can't be that bad. It's not like you still live at home
>>28082308
>It's not like you still live at home
>"Femanon its Saturday night, you should be out with your friends, not sitting alone in your room on the computer!"
My literal face when my mom says this to me
Well you should, stop being selfish with your pussy
>>28082178
That's why I'm glad I live alone.
My mom doesn't care about that anymore though. It's more my grandmother.
>>28082178
Haha shit you're like girl me.
Jk mom gave up on saying that to me years ago.
Damn roasties always get more help than me REEE.
Darkest Fears thread?
>Being immortal, drifting through space forever with nothing but your own mind for eternity
>>28082170
>Everyone is in on a joke / plan, intentionally making your life hell for the amusement of the world
Drifting thru space forever is definitely not fun to think about
>>28082170
here we go
>all of the countless weeks and months and years I've spent on therapy and medication will not help
>the meds will stop working, I'll be left with all the side effects and go back to how things were before
>I'll slowly go back to losing my mind
>the mania will set in
>I'll start hurting people again
>I'll get caught with my pants down on top of a corpse and it will get media attention
>my friends and family and employer and everyone I've ever known will find out that I'm a necrophile
>I'll be taken away to prison stark raving mad, trying to attack everyone that attempts to get at me, unaware of where I am or what's going on and completely unable to defend myself
>they'll be forced to put me in a mental institution for everyone's safety
>I'll be sedated at all times, appropriately turned into the living dead, forced to live out the rest of my long life in a padded cell, not even allowed to wear shoelaces or use a pen
>people will come to visit me and tell me what a freak and a monster I am, tell me they'll never visit again and sure enough they'll all eventually stop coming
>I'll die alone, tied down, drooling on myself, a fucking cancer on society, with nothing to show for everything I've done
Anyone else just want to up and move away from their city/town? where do you want to godenver
Somewhere I can fuck whores on the cheap.
I did that 2 years ago. Now I want to up and move somewhere else. We're never happy.
>>28082242
I-i-it doesnt get better?
Your parents' pay? Disabilities checks? Or what? Also, what are your future plans?
>>28082127
>neetbux
>eventually to go back to college, graduate, begin the cycle all over again until I'm unemployable and on neetbux again a decade later
I live off of my parents and I get casino dividends for spending money.
>>28082163
>neetbux
how did you get it? how old are you, if I can ask?
>>28082229
age?
Anyone just wish there was something to stand up for in this life we live? I wish I had something to stand for, but nowadays if you take any hardline positions you just ostracize yourself.
Not to mention my friends have no interest in talking about anything serious and if they do they just throw memes at me.
I think the reason having a family is so enticing to me is because I just want something that matters to me. Something I can die for if need be. Call me a cuck if you want but I just want something serious in my life. The problem is finding a woman who thinks the same way I do
The internet makes it easier than ever to get a warped view of reality and angrily stand up for overblown "causes"
Just look at /pol/
>>28082090
I would consider myself a poltard so include me in that group.
I am openly republican so my brainwashed friends think I am a meme but none of them actually want to talk about stuff because they know I will at the very least change their mind a little bit.
>>28082181
It's probably more because you refer to things as memes
>playing EU4
>fighting some fags and expanding
>some nations make a coalition against me
>resist them for a while until I realize I cant win
>make offer of peace treaty
>they demand a bunch of provinces and other stuff
>as I read their demands I get excited and horny like I'm being bullied
>dick hardening, heart pounding hard
>mfw bully slut
how do I fix myself?
>>28081952
Stop playing Memezantium.
why do you keep making these types of threads you autistic neckbeard?
>>28081952
The correct answer is learn some self respect and get a girlfriend. That's not an option though, so why not go full degenerate and start losing weight and taking care of your skin? Crossdress and fuck some strangers.
I'm feeling like I should probably commit seppuku for some sympathy.
Pros:
Fucking normies at school might give me some attention if I kms.
Might get a full page in the yearbook
Cons:
Nothing, my mom is dead and my dad cares more about my brother chad (actual name is chad)
Opinions?
cocaine and high class escorts
>Chad brother's actual name is Chad
life fucked you in the ass with 12 inch dildo of pure irony
>>28081932
have you watched bucket list? if you have money i will move in with you and we can have fun together spending your money and when you die i kill myself
I AM LOOKING FOR THE HAVES NOT THE HAVE NOTS
So think you can stay on my page boys?
>>28081930
>mfw i have not a car not a job not money
this does not feel good, guys
i have a job, but no car or money
can i hang out?
reminder not to reply to poorfags, they are lower than dirt
Hey /r9k/, where do you keep your rape dwarf?
>mine is under the stairs!
>>28081884
I think /b/ is what you're looking for
Op here, I'll start
>be me
>36
>on my third rape dwarf
>daddy gave me his old one when I was 12
>he was a hairy little bugger with a prolapsed rectum
>his name was snuggles
>I raped him nightly
>unfortunately after being broken in by my dad, he didn't cry as much as I would have hoped
>on my thirteen birthday, my dad got me a new rape dwarf
>I named him Alfred
>dad said I had to get rid of snuggles
>so I choked him to death with my cock and burnt him in the backyard
>I still have his skull to this day
>>28082046
The rape dwarf thread started here, motherfucker.
