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>Brother has CF

>finally hits me he is most likely not gonna make past 35

Fuck..
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What's CF? Cerebral falsy? Just get him drunk and rip his arms off pham
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If it makes you feel any better, then that's a good thing.

Earth is over it's carrying capacity. You'd be doing the world and the human race a favour if you killed your bother and then yourself.
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>>28079604
Do you mean cystic fibrosis?

https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com

Anyone notice how this guy who was formerly the-eagle-atarian and superspecialawesomeattack has become an SJW?

Once he started gaining thousands of followers he started pandering to the SJWs and making fun of Anti-SJWs
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>>28079550
literally w h o

original post to be honest
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>>28079596
Hes a popular tumblr blogger who was known for being a 4channer and a prominent anti SJW blogger. as soon as he started gaining followers he started hating on the Anti SJWs
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bringing up my post to the front page

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It's over, we missed out. Middle school, high school, college, we completely missed out. We'll never truly have friends, get into trouble while having fun, stay out late drinking or doing drugs, go to house parties, have "drama", nothing. Now the best possible chance we have is making good conversation buddies who all already "been there, done that time to grow up" people.
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>>28079519
I made peace with it a long time ago.
Who fucking cares anymore.
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>>28079575
I guess I'm still coming to terms that this is my life, I really am a complete loser
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>>28079728

I love the hell out of you anon

Don't give up hope

Typical daily thread about /r9k/ autistic virgins.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
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>You will never be bullied by a group of qt teenage girls.

Feels bad man.
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I wish some qt girls would bully me like that...
I bet they all smothered him and forced him to kiss their butts once they caught him.
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What was that kid supposed to do? If he fought back the person recording would show police and then HE'D get charged, along with the video being put up on youtube to make fun of him.

I don't want to believe its getting worse, its not happening, nonononono everything is fine
people are nice, women are nice, everything is fine
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no r9k isn't right everything is fine

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>be black male
>IQ is 131
>dont even use ebony phonetics
>for as long as I can remember I've been able to fully integrate with hood niggers
>can get them to love me and do my bidding
>can code-switch and summon them whenever they are near
>already got them to beat up 43 people who were mean to me
>I've never once been caught
>tfw I am a literal Tyranid Overlord

Feels good man. Whites can't ever pull this off
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>>28079476

>whites can't ever pull this off

Ignoring that this is bait, the entirety of history disagrees.
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>>28079529
>whites manipulating other whites like lesser beings on command during everyday situations without using a power structure

Since when?
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>>28079476
Of course whites can't pull that off, the average white IQ is 20-30 points higher than the average negroid IQ. You're like Mugabe or Kagame or even a dog trainer.

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im feeling rebellious and want to get very drunk but I am not of age and don't have any friends
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>another "fembot" tripfag
will this meme never end?
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>>28079412
Show tits plz
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Go on cam for us and I'll be your friend all night.

But you HAVE to show butthole. And spread it right in front of the camera.

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>Morning anon! I really enjoyed last night,hey uh you want some breakfast?
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>N-No oil in my salat. please
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ayy yo this is gay senpai
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>>28079388
Why are men superior in literally every way to women? >>28079383

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just kill me now fampai. Nothing is better than this. I really believe that.
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>>28079382
Did my comment about you looking older than you really are in the other thread really hit that hard?

My condolences again, man.
It could be worse.
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>>28079440
Just got on today. Not the same guy.

I get mistaken for being 30 all the time.
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>>28079712
Lemme guess.

You're balding/have early protruding brow ridge.

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Why is being a virgin considered so much worse than being someone who only fucks 0/10 sluts?

Nobody can actually give an articulate answer.
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because you still have to have confidence to fuck those sluts even if they are low rating and fucking a sluts hole is better than your hand and they give you love afterwards because no one else wants to fck
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>>28079360
No. From now on I will only seriously consider virgins because once men get a taste of penis all their brains fall out.
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>>28079427
>because you still have to have confidence to fuck those sluts

lulz such bullshit. You can be awkward as shit and shit fuck a 300lb hambeast. I'm still amazed that some of you "robots" buy into the "confidence is sexy" myth.

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**BRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*
Anon!
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>>28079339
>TFW bought the A-10C for DCS and have not learned to fly it yet.

Been playing around with the L-39 and KA-50. The Black Shark can seriously fuck your shit with those Vikrs.
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>>28079339
ah the a-10; the "sword and shield" of our nations air superiority lol. cool stuff!
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>>28079400
DCs? What's that? Do you have reeeeeeal warplanes that you flyyyyyyy?

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Robots how does it feel knowing that even if you got a girl and fell in love that she would trade it all away for a night with chad?
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>>28079331
You teII me ;)
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>>28079331
Better him than me.
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>>28079331
It's soul crushing to know that if I ever even did attract a female she would find most men in any given place more attractive than me, mentally and physically.

I'll never have a happy relationship

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I'm in love with my best mate but he's not gay.

No girl I've ever orbited can compare to this.
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a-am i the only one?
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please fucking respond ;---;
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you might as well an hero before the GRIDS sets in faggot

do him and your entire family too just to be safe

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why is it so fucking hard to find acid
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need to leave the basement to find anything m8
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>>28079313
Basement dwellers are better off cause they're more likely to know how to use TOR and shit and just buy off silkroad.
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>>28079344
then buy acid on sr

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What are you doing to oppress women and minorities? Us white men need to stick together if we want to maintain the systems of oppression that confer our privilege. I'm pursuing a computer science degree so I can keep women out of tech.
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>inb4 POC reply to this thread
I make racist jokes in private settings with my white friends to reinforce stereotypes
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>>28079165
I spread my legs.
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>>28079165
I crusade against the silly incoherent ramblings of anons on a notoriously offensive image board.

I take it very seriously, and it's always personal.

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fembot here. I'm not even overweight but I feel so fat and I've had enough.

how do you stop eating??
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>>28079151
Just stop it, you fucking monkey
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Speed, or if you're not hard enough for that Welbutrin.
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Eat things that have a lot of fiber like oats. Fiber helps your body think it's more filled than the empty calories you are used to eating, fatty.

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