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If your online contact has never initiated a conversation with you, then they aren't your friend.
How many online friends do you have now robot?
One, maybe two?
Like 7 I think
I fucking hate having online friends. I'm such a loser.
>>28075271
One
>>28075956
>7 friends
Get a load of this fucking normie
>The doc came home
>Took off his scrubs
>He then sat down
>To check his dubs
>>28075240
Get fucked
Now check these
Looking for these, doctor?
>>28075355
Witnessed senpai desu
What does /r9k/ think of king Kendrick?
>>28075153
I'm real I'm really really real
GENIUS/10
He's a manlet with a gay ass voice
Stupid nigger probably celebrated Dindu Tubman on the 20 dollar
Are guys willing to wait to get married before having sex anymore?
Only a few religious guys.
only if I'm allowed to see what your vagina looks like first
if you're trapping me into a roastie that's a no-go
>>28075110
I think I could hold out a while longer, if you're quick.
Why is it that, throughout history, no one has ever achieved greatness in any meaningful sense of the word?
>>28075083
because greatness, in itself, doesn't exist, since it's just a matter of perspective
zoom out enough from our lives and the greatest feats from the greatest men are nothing
>>28075083
Great boxers, great musicians, great writers, you're objectively wrong.
I would argue for Alexander, Gangis and Kublia Khan, Julius and Octavian, Muhammad, Confusious, Jesus.
Many men have achieved greatness
Who else has Dermatophagia here?
>>28075053
Does your finger have a mohawk?
>>28075117
Yea you could say that
>>28075053
sorry i'm not a phaggot
Okay this is a real girl who really exists
She draws hentai quite well and is a sexual deviant but she's not very attractive. She's not dominant, she's very submissive. All the attention she gets from guys online through her drawing gives her a pretty big ego.
Would you date her? Realistically, would you date her?
>Would you date her? Realistically, would you date her?
I've got figuratively no standards.
Post the hentai pham
>>28075013
>big ego
>>28075013
She'd be pretty if she did exercice, she has good eyes and facial structure.
An original hello guys.
You better livestream that suicide anon
>>28074991
Holy shit is he gonna do it
>>28074991
>shoes inside the house
dumbfuckingstan strikes again
Why do women love Germanic men so much?
>>28074919
they do?
originalorigannlo
>>28074919
because of their ubermensch genetics that's why
>scandinavian man
>german
>autistic internet stalker girl who liked him for his money
>worth having
what are you trying to accomplish with this?
>"Yo whiteboi, did you just step on my shoes without apologizing?"
I can't picture Denzel saying it that way. Samuel L Jackson, yeah. Not Denzel though.
he looks like the kinda guy who would beat the fuck out of someone for that
who is the white actor who hates vietnamese people?
>be black
>going to a black school for the first time
>freshman walking behind this really tall built senior in crowded hall way, played football for the school, could have been Cam Newton (same school, same time period)
>step on the back of his shoes
>expect to get to fighting
>"My bad bruh"
>"You ok little bruh"
>step on the back of his shoes again
>"I'm sorry man"
>"It's all good little g"
>step on them again, unintentionally
>"I'm sorry.."
>"Come on man"
>Okay guys, let's play a drinking game! How about never have I ever?
>Never have I ever... forgot my one night stands name haha!
>Never have I ever had sex with my partner I didn't enjoy
>Never have I ever got a cramp during sex
>...
>Anon, why do you never drink?
Why anon?
When I played this, they started with "Never have I ever had sex"
And then tailored the following questions appropriately.
Not sure if more humiliating or nicely considerate desu fampai.
>>28074856
Garbage drinking game.
Best shit I ever did was either drinking jenga or getting in a big circle and clapping and making gestures.
If someone made ur gesture and you couldn't make someone else's in time you had to drink.
Animal alphabet, or just categories also very high tier.
>not lying
Its incredible tough to tell you're dishonestly drinking
>Be April 2028
>Want to commit murder
>Every single single square metre of space is under 4KHD CCTV
>GPS trackers in everything
>Other advanced forensics that haven't even been invented yet
Is the age of getting away with murder almost over?
>>28074820
>Is the age of getting away with murder almost over?
literally what is being a politician
>>28074841
I meant for us commoners
>>28074820
its already impossible to get away with murder in urban areas unless you kill a minority in a shitty neighborhood. rural areas wont be closely monitored in our lifetime, in the future you'll just have to lure that Stacy out of the city to gun her down without getting caught
Has anyone ever talked to a femanon who pretended to be crazy to fit into the entire "fembot" stereotype?
>>28074814
>Has anyone ever talked to a femanon
Getting tired of your shit
as far as I've seen, trying to get attention from /r9k/ in the first place generally flags them as someone who has some underlying mental problems
I have no doubt that they exaggerate how xd random crazy they are, though
>>28074844
I don't know what you're upset about. Is it because I made a thread about femanons? I just wanted to know how many of them are less crazy and are just trying to act crazy.
Is it because I called them femanons? Would it be better to call them female users of /r9k/?
Is it because I insinuated that any robot would ever talk to a femanon? I don't even know, my man.
>>28074867
Yeah, but there's a huge difference between a scary crazy and a depressed, wants attention crazy.
Rate my Domino's order /r9k/, saved up my good boy points for a free pie
>calling pizza "pie"
go to hell you fucking piece of shit
>>28074801
>No wings
DROPPED
>>28074801
also
>dominos
you are absolute scum
How about you all just man up and stop fapping to fucking effeminate men. Honestly, this place is just an echo chamber of self-defeating memes and axioms. Go improve yourself and get a life
Sincerely, Chad
>>28074790
I wanted fries with my bacon double cheeseburger, not a lecture, Chad. Do I have to call your manager?
>>28074790
Is there a mod to enforce this mode. I'm too lazy to keep up with all this shit.
>>28074846
yeah sure, I'm busy fucking her in the office so she might be a little busy.
