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I don't like your attitude at all, wagecuck. I'm going to call your manager and file a complaint against you.
>>28071686
n-no pls, the meal is on us ;_;
>>28071686
Please! Let me make it up to you. I'll comp your whole meal!
You're not even our customer. We require a 10k deposit upfront before opening an account. You can't afford that with autismbux, can you?
Ask a guy who had to sit in a car with a Stacy for an hour any question you might want to ask.
Why I'm Special : I haven't talked to a female one on one in over seven years
>>28071629
Ask her what kind of music she likes. Then proceed to call her out on her shit taste.
when will my dad come home? its been 7 years now, i miss him
>>28071669
Well, I'm not with her now (see above), but she liked Country.
i just want to get a medium sized penis i approve of to make me cum
is that too much to ask for
i have a medium sized penis
what's it going to take
>>28071604
I'm 7.5x5.5, I live in San Marcos ,CA, which is a shithole town with too many Mexicans. Hit me up so I can please you.
New York?
Also are you going to be wearing girl clothes?
>tfw I refuse to accept the fact that Harry Potter isn't real
I'd give anything to be a part of that world.
>>28071589
It is real, but you're a muggle so they'll never let you in.
>t. real life wizardo with magic powers
>>28071589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMNDc4Vm4A
>>28071589
iktf OP
Except I fantasise about being in the warhammer 40k universe instead of harry potter
>>28071580
parents 404
>>28071580
Nigga what do you want me to say to make you feel the way you want to?
Wanna have pity gay sex? I'll plug your pooper.
>>28071580
>kill yourself over girls
fuck man
it's different for everyone else but I just move on with life, yeah I haven't had a girl like me once, but life will move on without me so I have to keep on doing things to keep up
you're also retarded, attempting suicide once with guns means people are far more vigilant around you, not to mention a whole laundry list of possible medical records that might cockblock you somehow in the future
maybe try a decent male mental health professional not some stacey fuck, and one that doesn't give you pills but more or less helps you to rewire how you think, especially about fucking girls
i mean your life isn't really worth saving but it would just be a shame all the same if it was lost because of fucking females
ITT: Robots play Cards against Humanity
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=204
Password: moot
Also, don't be fucking autists. For the love of God.
counting myself, we're 3 in.
Come on in!
Hold on, im up
Why don't Japanese girls have nice feet, like ever? I went to Japan and got lewd with a few women and they all were fine with me licking their feet but when I took their shoes off they were always 3/10 tops. Even on the street every girl wearing flip flops had the ugliest toes to the point where they might as well have been dude feet.
Anyone else have similar experiences?
fuck off you normie piece of shit with your normie fetishes
>>28071519
He asked a legit question though and he's right. Other asian women, barring SEA dogs, have nice feet. Black and Nip girls have terrible looking feet and I'm not even a footfag
>>28071502
Indian women have the best feet
>"Thanks for picking us up from Brad's B-Day Bash uncle anon, Becky was gunna drive, be we all got too drunk!! Can you just drop us all off down at Amandas house? Her parents are away"
>>28071453
No, who are you people and how did you get in my car. Wait, I don't even have a car, I don't even know how to drive, what the actual fuck.
I'm so glad my niece and all her friends are so much hotter than those girls.
>>28071453
what is the point of these threads? why? for real
>tfw eternally looking for the succ
i hope you retards realize that using that stupid cc meme ironically it will become unironic as idiots flood the board and think they're in good company
and now congrats, we're officially niggers
>>28071504
thanks
shaking my head to be honest family
anything you start doing ironically, you will eventually do unironically
>succ
>I fell for the "just lift weights bro" meme
your whole life is a meme
>>28071424
Post a pic of your bod and I will tell you if you lifted or not.
all memes aside, at least you're not a weak pussy any more
*BLLAAARRRRRRRP*
>>28071399
My stomach made a loud rumble at the exact moment I read that dumb shit and I laughed harder than I should have.
>>28071480
*SPPPLORRRRRRCH*
Oh fuck I think I shit myself. You don't mind licking it up right? ;)
>>28071399
*FFFFFFSSTTTBRAPP*
Oopsie too much sushi
Tick tock, wagie.
I can't even begin to imagine the anxiety that you feel every Sunday evening, wagie.
Heh, atleast I'm not you...
screw you u fuckin leech i'm better than u i contribute to society mommy daddy r proud of me
>>28071361
LITERALLY triggered
Also this comment is original
>>28072744
kek wagie btfo
ITT: Famous robots
If you are famous you aren't a robot.
>Not posting the most impeccable gentleman first
>>28071354
Except if you're fictional and non-famous in your universe. Travis bickle is a true robot.
In love with this girl but I cannot have sex with her. I don't think of having sex with her, I have no sex drive for her or anybody else but before this I masturbated a lot now I have not masturbated in a week.
What is this?
I'm a virgin.
It's love, senpai.
It's your beta way of coping with the friendzone
>>28071571
How do people in love make love then?
who here /arch/? wage cucks need not apply
>booted up system after being off it for months
>update
>it breaks
>spend all night fixing it
>worth it for the superior desktop experience
I really don't see a point in that distro
why are you into it?
you don't need to do all that just to spend all day jacking off to your cartoon children
>>28071261
of course wage"cucks" don't apply since we actually use working, functional OSes like debian and fedora, rather than timesink shits for NEETs who only watch anime and fix X.
