Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3690. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3690. page
It's been > 5 years now since I last interacted with my ex-gf. She wasn't great, I was pretty unhappy overall. I've been in a, by all other metrics, great relationship since. Why do I not stop dreaming about her? Why does it still hurt so much when I see her, knowing she isn't mine anymore?
>>28068867
Do us all a favor and kill yourself, please.
Wtf is wrong with his arms. That picture is fucked up
>>28068912
What are you, a bot? It's 2016, not funny any more. You're just another kid trying to get attention by being 'extreme', lulz :)
Does anybody else listen to emo music? I consider it the ideal music for robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2sSaojdSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
This is absurdly entry level /mu/core but a lot of people here probably haven't heard it and it's very accessible as far as emo goes
>no replies still
http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/hotelier/anintroductiontothealbum.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3gnoN_Pvm8
This song is much better if you read the lyrics and listen simultaneously
No I really never got into emo I listened to screamo and indie stuff
Who /WoW private server/ here?
>>28068856
Me. Now what?
Im waiting for an official blizz vanilla server.
I cant be fucked putting time into a private server.
when will they make wow f2p already, i just want to fuck around soloing my way through
Any other friendless robots want to have a conversation about anything?
We can talk here or go on kik if you'd like lads.
>>28068846
>robot
>kik
too poor to event own a phone feelsbadman.jpg
Yeah, sure, I am bored so why not
Tell me anon: Have you ever imagined dinosaur fighting a giant cobra?
Social autism stories?
>hair has become annoyingly long
>want to get a haircut
>mom usually cuts my hair
>tells me to try going to a barber shop instead
>still haven't gotten my hair cut
>it's been more than a week
>have continuously gotten dressed and ready to go to the barber
>always imagine having to talk to the barber and immediately go back to my room
>I still want a haircut
cut it your self
good skill to learn 4 autists
>>28068845
Just have a picture of the back and front of the haircut you want, and cash to tip the barber. It's not hard
>be at school
>see qt sit on a bench every time i go play football in lunch break
>one day some guy comes ask me for my name
>that afternoon she adds me on facebook
>giggly, gives phone number without me even asking
>jackpot.jpg
>talk on phone for days, tell each other we love each other
>meet up before school
>so fucking nervous
>finally she arrives
>so fucking autistic i literally couldnt say a word
>eventually after a long time of staring at each other we go to our own classes
>never talk to her again
i was ready to kill myself after this
my infamous prank a while back ago.
>7th grade
>money gets stolen by big (black) bully
>revenge is needed
>read something wicked on the internet the day earlier about 'pizza pranks'
>letsdo_it
>order pizza
>pay for pizza with mom's debit
>bike to his house
>pizza gets delivered
>confused
>watching him enjoy the pizza
>you paid for the pizza
>>28068803
you're a master of deception anon, no wonder you didn't get caught
that's pretty weird lol
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it to a playlist for later listening/queuing.
>What can I play?
Queue anything you want. Obvious normie/cancer music will predictably be disliked, but the worst that happens is you lose some dubs and your song gets skipped. Just go for it.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Make sure it's the image url (link enging in .jpg, .png, .gif, etc) and have 10+ dubs.
>Anything else
Just ask inside!
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>>28068789
>What happened to the real /r9k/ room?
it's right here
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
>>28068840
The fact that you guys are the only ones who come into our shit, trying to get people to come to your room, proves that you're the bad room.
But, people are free to decide for themselves. Spend two minutes in that roastie worshipping, circlejerking, cuckfest of a room and you'll end up with us anyways.
>>28068840
Also, fucking make your own thread maybe? If you feel like we're stealing joiners from you, get off your ass. Advertise your own room with your own thread instead of just coming into ours and trying to ride the coattails.
I always considered myself a lesbian but this guy is making me feel some type of way.
I searched "Bearmode" and my heart is beating so fast, why is this so attractive fml
quality thread from a quality poster on a quality board
You're learning that lesbians aren't real.
You can't be a lesbian if you have a dick.
You guys might think it's a meme but my wife's son literally beat me up today, greentext below:
>be 22
>marry a single mom who's 35 and has a 16 year old son
>he hates me and calls me faggot lord
>have sex with wife last night
>he's in the room next to us and he smashes his light on the wall
>just two hours ago while I was watching Sailor Moon Crystal III he sneaks behind me and smashes my head on the keyboard, breaks my computer screen, and punched me in the eye
>mfw
Should I put him on punishment? It was partially my fault for enraging him to that level
What. The. Fuck. Op
You married a single mum more than 10yrs older than you?
You fucking loser, you deserve this abuse for being this pathetic.
>>28068768
Establish dominance you cuck
>>28068832
She's really nice to me and caring, my mom set me up with her after her husband left
>no cute junkie girl to reform and save
if junkie = true,
then stds + ~3 children of different races = true
there is no greater cuck than a savior
What is it with you guys and "saving" a bitch? You have weird ideas about humanity knocking around in that head of yours. All fairy tale tier shit.
>>28068722
I have a fantasy about rescuing a methfu.
taking a shit rn ama
general poop thread
I am also taking a poop at work
Ama
>>28068690
hows the poop coming along mate
>>28068611
>hairy feet
Disgusting. How subhuman can you be?
ITT: Music that gives you feels, whether it be sad, melancholic, nostalgic. Just songs that invoke intense emotions in you
Personally mine is Wanderlust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-YDJCK4krw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-49a3qTDO4o
It's a bittersweet kind of feel.
Use the catalog. There's one of these already.
>>28068138
What a lame song to start, I am here to save you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QngeN-5wGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLs4zhoCOIo
There are so many beautiful girls around the world and it depresses me so much that I'll never be able to date any of them. It really does. I wish I had the looks, or the personality to date some of them. Looking at pictures of so many different beautiful women and knowing that you'll never be able to have them hurts a lot.
http://theatlasofbeauty.com
>>28068581
pic not related i hope?
cuz she looks like a brown skinned bald rat
>>28068618
thats just what jews look like
>>28068693
it's what non-whites look like
I can't wait to die.. I hope it's soon... I can already tell what a NIGGER SHITHOLE dysfunctional non white world it's going to be, and I would rather be dead then to not be in control
>>28068574
Neander isn't very Tall... why do they call him Neander Tall?
>>28068574
NEANDER GOTS NICE TEEF
>>28068574
M8, you're a robot. The chances are you've near to, if not as much of, a net societal negative as the typical groid.
Today I want to discuss a topic I'm not sure you anons like, but I believe to be interesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprezzatura
If you want an example, look at the Mona Lisa and, if you want an even more glaring example, at the copy drawn side-by-side. You can see how the woman is looking down at you, "so you think you're cool? Huh."
Now, when I look in contract with what r9k usually does, the results are appalling. Rather than ironic deattachment from the subject, all I see is bitterness and shit that gets boring after a while of browsing this board. So maybe, we could take a little of our time off and learn a thing or two from Renaissance artists before heading off into the world.
"I have found quite a universal rule which in this matter seems to me valid above all other, and in all human affairs whether in word or deed: and that is to avoid affectation in every way possible as though it were some rough and dangerous reef; and (to pronounce a new word perhaps) to practice in all things a certain sprezzatura [nonchalance], so as to conceal all art and make whatever is done or said appear to be without effort and almost without any thought about it."
tl;dr get good at ironic shitposting lads
>>28068529
desu family this would be a better topic for /lit/. I appreciate your perspective on this because I've actually got some asspain over the extreme overuse of irony, and this meme of authentic inauthenticity.
We try to ruin it here so that people will stop fucking taking it elsewhere.
>>28068922
Can you give some examples please?
![1461403514445[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4TGZjLS.jpg "1461403514445[1]")
