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How do you cope with knowing you'll never get a gf? That girls find you so repulsive they wouldn't even hang with you out of pity? That you don't know and never will how to play with them and make them fall for you , that you'll always be a failure and branded as ''creep'' and ''loner''?
>>28065112
>That girls find you so repulsive they wouldn't even hang with you out of pity?
I think that most people here aren't that repulsive. At least not physically, some of them have bad personalities though.
>>28065112
the world is pretty over populated already anon
wait for a robogf and be happy you have no real responsibilities
>>28065112
I think you're overblowing things here. Most guys here are either over/underweight. Just getting in shape improves your chances of getting a gf tremendously. You'd have to be disfigured to be considered too ugly to ever get a gf
ITT: girls peeing
:) :) :)
>>28065098
How do you know she's not pooping?
>>28065167
She would be leaning forward more if she was popping
>>28065167
Who cares ? Post more girls peeing
When did collegefags become so rich?
Now I look around, all students are eating good meals, not ramen every day and live in pretty nice places or in fancy restaurants.
>>28065074
>living in a restaurant
>not poor
Credit cards and max debts.
>>28065074
When they decided to get 100k loans without realizing what they were getting themselves into, and then hoping hernie panders bails them out of their retarded decisions. Seriously, the only people living like this are either from rich families and don't need to care, or complete retards financially, ruining their own future
Who /pissongraves/ here?
>tfw cemetery near my house and regularly go there pissing on graves knowing that they were probably some normalfag scum
don't really do it to older people's graves though, only younger chads and stacies who probably died of drink driving or sexually transmitted diseases or some shit
Wow, living the dream
>>28065060
I hope you piss a ghost off and it haunts you for the rest of your life
>he doesn't destroy chad and stacey graves
Did you guys read my twisted world ?
What your opinon of the book ?
>>28065027
tons of narcissism it reminded me of mein kampf.
>>28065027
Were you the guy who last night said you were almost finished with it?
I have read it 4 times, and I still see new bits everytime.
I don't think I will be able to rest until I can recite the entire thing off by heart.
>>28065027
I have read it twice. It's well written.
do you skip leg day, /r9k/?
i skip all days
Yes, but I skip every other day too so it balances out.
i do legs 3x a week.
im so sick of squats
Anyone else already working on their Christmas list for this year? I've been a good boy so far, so I think mommy will be getting me everything I want.
So far I have:
1. PS4 (with Bloodborne of course)
2. An iron skillet
3. A little dirt devil hand vacuum cleaner
This Christmas will be amazing.
>>28064794
I want one of dem new ipod nanos and a ps4 for KH3
>>28064812
I hope there are some good PS4 bundles in December. Right now its just CoD and Uncharted, which are kinda lame.
I'm not interested in anything anymore, I can't even think of gifts if my family asks. Last year I got nothing.
Are you suicidal?
How frequent is your suicidal ideation?
Do you have any concrete plans?
>are you suicidal?
Probably not
>how frequent is your suicidal ideation?
Daily, 20 times daily
>do you have any concrete plans?
Nope
I treat it like a life boat. it's always within reach of I need it
Are you suicidal?
>No
How frequent is your suicidal ideation?
>maybe one day a month
Do you have any concrete plans?
>yes, kill every spastic in some sort of disability institute then suicidal by police
we might get some good posts
>be me
>in high school
>get dared to kiss stacy on the cheek
>she's kind of ok with it
>after a week of pussying out, i do it
>headbutt her instead
>be 3
>at daycare
>need to shit really bad
>lazy as fuck even back then
>decide fuck it everybody else is doing it why the hell not
>shit pants
>daycare worker goes bezerk
never shat my pants again after that
>>28064737
>go to hospital
>get diagnosed with autism
Probably my most autistic story.
>be me
>9th grade
>english class
>end of the year, teacher gives no shits
>told to do a presentation about a topic we're an expert in
>do it on memes
juan more thing
>>28064723
Yes?
What is it, OP?
>>28066333
*whacks you on head with fan*
>>28066363
Owh!
Sup guys, was wondering if you could critique my okcupid profile? Why aren't I getting any girls interest?
>>28064695
It's really flat and boring, desu. You shouldn't have to go into the minutiae of your life, especially when your interests include everything on earth save for country music. It reads like,
>I'm a financial analyst who likes sports and stuff, and yeah. Stuff.
You should be messaging girls first anyway, just keep the profile short and sweet, humor helps too.
>>28064695
From looking at it for 2 seconds and not reading a word I can tell you it looks like a resume. I wouldn't want to read a fucking resume of some dick on a dating website.
>>28064695
>Hmm I need help getting girls
>I'll know, I'll ask the 4chan board that's famous for NOT getting girls.
>her FB background pic is some quote from a nigger thug
>listens to nothing but hiphop
>smokes weed every 2-3 hours
>claims to be a lesbian but has a boyfriend
>she thinks dressing and acting like a prostitute who just got raped is attractive
>he doesn't appreciate the lyracism of Yung Thug
Are you a cuckold if you like a girl that already has a boyfriend that she has sex with?
>>28064467
Yes
you are a beta cuckold
>>28064467
Yes. Why even waste your time liking her?
Because you have a cuck fetish.
Do the fap to the thought of him pounding her? Be honest senpai.
What do you people know about the cia
>>28064424
spread drugs worldwide then made it illegal to have them
>>28064424
They're gai.
Apart from pushing narcotics into the county and destroying communitys, I'm not quite sure what else they even do.
Are they the guys that used hookers to lure men into motels and drug them with LSD?
Mafia whose purpose is to fuck up 3rd world countries' entire shit for capitalist interests and control the WageCucks at the behest of a Cabal of International Bankers
World should've ended in 2012 tbqh
2009 would have been better.
1999 would've been better.
>tfw used to be really scared of 2012
>had trouble picturing world after 2012 because i was so sure of the world's ending
>was terrified that everyone seemed so cool about it
>felt dumb when the world didn't end
