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>it's a sissy white boi episode
>its a (You) slut episode
What are ya going to do to earn it my little neet
That's every day episode on r9k
Wow, I can't believe I'm the star!
>ywn be a girl
>ywn have a qt younger sister who always looks up to you like a best friend
>ywn have slumber parties together, telling each other everything you love about each other
>ywn hold her when she's crying, feeling her grip on your shoulders with your arm around her waist
>ywn see her blush and smile more excited than ever before she kisses you and says, "Yes, I will marry you."
Why. Even. Live.
Hmm... I need (OP)s. I know!
Why do fembots think they aren't sluts when literally everyone of them has had sex before?
How does this thread have less replies than *eats snacks*?!
>>28070383
Have a (You), my family.
Fembot tastes:
>loves homestuck
>loves undertale
>loves cats
>reads all that "i'm so different xD" lame comic strips
>has 1 or more orbiters
>loves cosplay
>loves generic shitty anime
>wears "ironic" t-shirts
Why are fembots so fuckin bland?
Seriously, i would rather choose a simpleton redneck girl cause at least they have more personality than those soulless machines
>>28070219
>homestuck
>undertale
lmfao, sad but true
>>28070219
Then fucking do it, and stop bitching on this site everyday.
>>28070219
I like cats but I'm allergic to them so I can never own one
Where can I get friends that are not consumerist sheep?
>>28070194
Try the toilet store
>>28070194
Church
Soldiers of odin
Harvard
idk
>>28070506
Church, well if you don't encounter sinner stacy and her Entourage, who go to church to look good in front of others
What do I say lads?
>>28070193
>"I like salt"
>>28070193
Sure
Robloxxo xoxoxxo xoxoxo
>>28070193
>tanning
if she doesn't mean in the sun then dropped.
but seriously she's asking you which gives you the power for a change. Say sure, but dont say, what were you thinking. You come up with a plan and say we're doing this.
>you will never go food shopping with TayTay
>>28070186
>that pic
ayy
>>28070186
Christ, I thought I had poor posture.
Stuffed bra. Everyone knows she's flat.
Is the dream of an equally inexperienced, socially-anxious GF merely a dream? Do girls even post / read here?
>>28070182
I'm a girl but the question is what do you have to offer me?
>>28070182
>Is the dream of an equally inexperienced, socially-anxious GF merely a dream?
Sure is! No one likes le sad man. Not even le sad girl.
>>28070215
You can borrow from my extensive blu-ray collection, aslong as you don't scratch the discs.
Is there anything more enraging than an incredibly vain attractive person who pretends that they are unaware of how attractive they are and as such, pretend they don't have life on easy mode regardless of gender?
They may not always about "pretending".. Some probably genuinely don't see it
it's all they've ever known, same goes for tall guys
I'm a pretty good looking guy, what exactly would you want me to do?
If you found out that if you die, you'll be reconnected with dead relatives, friends, pets, would would kill yourself?
not yet
wouldn't it be better to die of age and share your stories with those that are alive now and connections past?
oh nooo
I would send as many people as I could to help them reconnect with their loved ones
>>28069958
all of my old friends abandoned me at the start of high school and i never got new friends
being around family has always been awkward
pets would be nice
i think it's a no
Anyone else here reverse ugly duckling?
>Be 9/10 as teenager
>Hit on by guys and girls constantly
>Gay, so no fucking chance in hell of ever finding a serious relationship
>Youth wasted
>Become hermit
>Bad diet so skin and blood vessels get long-term damage in addition to normal aging (receding hairline, thinning hair, a bit of weight gain, though not obese, bags under eyes, etc.)
>Hate life
>Want die
>reverse ugly duckling
That's just called getting ugly. That happens to people all the time when they lose the will to stay in shape, take care of themselves, what have you.
An actual ugly duckling scenario is noteworthy. The good news with your case is that it can be undone to a significant degree, as you already knew you were good looking once upon a time.
Obviously the hairline thing sucks but it's not like there are unattractive men with thinning hair.
>>28070073
>An actual ugly duckling scenario is noteworthy. The good news with your case is that it can be undone to a significant degree, as you already knew you were good looking once upon a time.
I don't even think it could with quite a bit of surgery. Besides I'm poor as fuck and my skin seems to be already aging prematurely. I can only imagine what I'll look like if I survive to 50. I pray I kill myself long before that.
>>28070891
keksimus maximus, this shit is so fixable its funny. Fucking get a moisturizing sunscreen, exercise, eat a vegetarian diet until you figure out how to eat healthy, and depending on how the bad the hair problem is either find a new hairstyle that can work with it or shave it all off and get a buzzcut
i'm on /r9k/ right now. ama
>>28069900
are you on /r9k/?
>>28070201
And the critics say...Yes!
>>28070201
yes
>>28070227
dont ever impersonate me again
>feminine looking twinks fucking the most prime pussy on the planet
>gymrats spending thousands of hours at the gym and working their asses off just to get a washed up 28 year old single mom
the world is a beautiful place sometimes
fuck gymrats
fuck off lardboy
>>28069895
>rich guys fuck the cream of the crop
>average guy fucks average girls
That's how the world has always works, a rich gymrat will fuck prime teen pussy too
>>28069906
>gymrat detected
keep squealing and lifting brah maybe a fat chick at the gym will see all the gains you made
At a funeral AMA
Put finger in dead guys nose, post pic
Show some respect and put away your phone for 5 minutes you disgusting Gen Z-er
>>28069835
Pic of body pls
>"hey anon! meet my boyfriend!"
>introduced at some circle jerk party for young professionals
>ask if they're engaged
>ask when they're going to get serious
>ask what his 5 year plan is
>look over balcony later that night
>she's crying and he's yelling at her in the car
>>28069738
Fuck yuppies. Good job.
>>28069782
It felt pretty good famjam
>>28069738
Why was he yelling at her?
You still secretly hope to get a girlfriend, don't you?
>>28069675
I can be your girlfriend OP ;)
>>28069675
you've got it the wrong way around, op
i act like i want one but i secretly don't actually want one and hope that i never get one
>>28069675
Less and less every day
But somehow my hope never reaches 0
