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i always thought i was 5'11
>tfw i found out today that i was barley 5'10
i'm literally a manlets ffs !, how are my fellow manlets holding ?
how are you doing with the ladies?
>>28072486
Can confirm accuracy
>>28072486
Also barely 5'10 senpai
I'm 19 and have banged 12 girls and 2 dudes. Don't sweat it senpai.
>>28072841
are you Spanish ?
>not original comment
How does r9k feel about Max Landis?
>literally who
it looks like he went to the barber and asked "give me a normal haircut but tilt it like 45 degrees"
Fuck off, Max. Nobody likes you.
>>28072476
>>28072707
Hes a gigantic wanna be faggot low bidget director who is only remotely famous bacause of his father who got 3 people murdered while filming a movie.
I'll start.
I came here for meme
I stayed here for feels
/r9k/, such a funny place
Now wagecuck please tie my lace
I spit hot fire
Come at me skrubs
You aint got shit
Check outmy dubs
>>28072411
hot damn, man, you did it, you absolute madfuck
lurking for cringe material
bump
>There are robots on this board right now who are UNIRONICALLY voting for Bernie
So I can still vote for him ironically?
he's like santa claus for liberals.
>there are robots on this board right now who are UNIRONICALLY voting
We know what a woman's power is.
What is the endowment nature gifted to man? What do we have that women do not?
reason
logic
loyalty
impartiality
foresight and hindsight
of course most men don't even have these
>>28072349
Why is it that most men do not have those qualities, even though they are men?
We were given nothing except what we can acquire through discipline and luck.
Even then, we are still disposable.
Feel free to use any kind of "favorites" list that can help paint a picture of yourself to others. Then you'll be judged.
Favorite cheeses
>Old British White Cheddar
>Old Amsterdam Gouda
>Blue Stilton
>Parmesan
Favorite dishes
>Rice & Bellpeppers stuffed with mince meat
>Lasagna
>Spaghetti with mince meat
>Anchovy-pepperoni pizza
>Greek salad
>Fondue
>Raclette
>Labskaus
Favorite cuisines
>1. Italian
>2. Japanese
>3. Chinese
>4. Mexican
>5. Indian
Favorite alcoholic drinks
>Stella Artois
>Rum cola
>Gin Tonic
Favorite fruit
>Strawberries
>Blackberries
>Tangelos
>Guavas
>Black cherries
>Grapes
Favorite music
>Classical music (Romantic Nationalist)
>Funk (Liquid Funk)
>Jazz (Funk Jazz)
>Techno
>National anthems
Favorite composers
>Richard Wagner
>Gustav Mahler
>Shostakovich
>Johann Strauss
>Prokofiev
Favorite reading topics
- Fiction
>Sci-if
>Literary classics
- Non fiction
>History
>Politics
>Sociology
>Economics
>Geopolitics
>Biographies
>Theology
austim
Im autism
>>28072264
Favourite method of suicide
> Playing the dark souls drinking game with bleach
>some girl from my highschool just killed herself
>everybody is pretending to be SO sad and act like they actually care in order to make it about themselves
>literally only talked to her like 2 times
Am I supposed to pretend to be sad like all of them? Like I get if she was your friend, but why does EVERYBODY that has ever known her have to come out and talk about "how great she was" and how much they will miss her??
This is one of the reasons I haven't killed myself yet.
>best friend killed herself
>legions of normies who she fucking hated post on her wall about how they'll miss her
>>28072286
I'm glad your friend is dead, Anon.
What's the oldest picture in your 4chan folder?
pic related, >/r9k/ meetup
From 2007
>>28072307
>2007
newfag wave masterrace
2012
I got a new computer in 2011 tho
The amount of bullying I received and the amount of bullies I saw decreased with each year from kindergarten to college, yet children are considered pure and innocent.
Can someone explain this to me?
Children are typically mindless, purely products of their upbringing. As we get older we begin to understand the consequences of our actions, this leads to children calming their tits and not fighting one another as much.
>>28072204
I don't believe it has everything to do with upbringing.
For me it was like this.
Kindergarten: Socially isolated, don't remember much but I remember having zero friends and no one talking to me.
Primary school (first 5 years): Had some friends that we played soccer together and hanged out, but a lot of people were mocking me because my parents were poor and heroin addicts. They didn't want to talk to me or play with them.
Primary school (5-8 years, moved to different location): Very few people judge me, make a lot of friends and those that aren't my friends are just neutral and don't isolate me. There were some bullies in school but they bullied rarely and came from very abusive homes filled with physical abuse, alcohol abuse, mental illnesses and poverty (they often failed 1 or 2 years and were older because of this).
High School: Pretty much everyone is happy with one another or they at least tolerate each other and can talk with each other politely. Only 1 bully and he didn't bully me out of 90 or so people.
College: 0 bullies, everyone is friendly to each other in my degree (physics)
Usually the kids who are bullies very young just come from places that they "don't know any better". A little bit of training on how to be civil will help a lot of that....though working in opposition to this is that the closer you get to puberty, the more you get into the more psychological bullying where the bully knows a weak spot and hones in on it out of meanness. Stacey-girls especially are pros at this, especially with other girls (see: CARRIE) while Chad-guys have a more "mindless" bullying spirit typically aimed only at the sissy boys who don't fight back.
Middle School is the worst, usually by high school, some of the worst bullies will have flunked out or dropped out, or there are more extracurricular ways to find "your own kind".
It's much better after high school although bullying does go on in college to a degree (fraternity pranks etc)
This is the prettiest girl in the world. But who comes second?
>>28072005
why are her teeth yellow?
>>28072019
she's not from america
>>28072005
>This is the prettiest girl in the world
What world? Not Earth.
is jesse steward a degenerate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKGp7G5ykes
Holy fuck how did this guy end up being posted here... small world.
>>28071898
Didnt expect to ever see this posted
I like his stuff btw
>Look at my burka I'm so edgy and indie xDDDD
So what was the verdict from the whole pepper spray thing?
Probation but, it expired like 2 weeks ago.
I went to his wiki and learned that chris chan is actually making money off of shitty fan altered ammibo's
People actually pay chris to make sonichu products. Holy shit that's awful.
>>28071894
Is he still a tranny?
The thing that bothers me most about this fuckup isn't that he is such a disgusting creepy fuck, but how SJWs are so accepting of him because he decided to be a lesbian tranny. We aren't as bad as CWC but no one will be nice to us.
>>28071952
You tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TPOcKUBBdM
>tfw i'm stuck with shit tier aesthetics and i'll never have a girl sincerely think i'm beautiful.
>>28071800
Who
>balding
>chinlet
>babyface
>facial hairs like pubes
>0 aesthetic
>mouthbreather
>sightlet
massterrace?
>>28071919
shit sucks so much
>>28071800
>tfw i look like the guy in your pic and i'm still miserable
no pic sorry
>tfw you're a 27yo KV loser solely because of WoW
Shouldn't Blizzard have to pay reparations to all the promising young men they disenfranchised?
They stole my tall, White male privilege from me and I want it back.
ironic KEK for you friend
>Blaming game company for your addiction problems
>>28071858
>blaming the drug dealers for getting kids addicted to drugs
What is the best way to not work or work very little, and still have a decent existence so you can focus on hobbies and self-improvement?
https://www.upwork.com/
>>28071751
As a software engineer "parody" code like this hurts me deep inside.
>>28071793
OP here.
Also software engineer. Had literally no idea what else to put there.
