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PENIS lN VAGINA
>>28073797
I'm amazed that "penis in vagina" was an original post.
>>28073797
no thank you my fair lady
why is her vagina screaming for help
ITT:
>pornfus too cute for porn
literIIy who?
>>28074178
Evelyn True. Did 3 scenes. Cute as a button. Her Netvideogirls scene is the best. She swallows.
>too cute for porn
No such thing as "too cute for X" when it comes to girls 2bh
ITT: We post posts with a high (You) potential.
>tfw just a few more for my dailies
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
Check em
Hi femanon here
>>28073682
Here is your (you)
Can I have mine now please, sir?
>>28073667
>that moment when you can hear the black guy in your house, but can't see himewiedewiedewiet
>FUCK DA JOOOOOOOOOSS
>Votes for Trump
Do these people know the irony?
>>28073659
/pol/ friendo
>he's a pro government liberal retard
You are implicit in the coming of 1984.
http://thezog.info/who-controls-donald-trump/
wew lads
did a gold one with a plaque..and made him smirk more a bit......
plz take notice of a fellow robot trying to learn 3d art..sniff
>>>3
mutebloxx
>>28073676
whoever make that should have used the 'draw' tool a bit more on the eyes
>>28073655
>>28073676
this is great too, will use for future shitposting
>tfw still haven't found a way to cope with suicidal urges yet
>>28073516
You don't cope with them, you bathe in them. It's a good time sink, I've spent a bit of time just lying around d writing some sort of note
>>28073516
>isn't coping with suicidal urges.
>isn't dead yet.
>>28073698
I don't know, I have phases where I'm laying in bed all day long and think about it, it isn't good at all. Always when I do something fun, I get these thoughts again.
>>28073739
I tried to commit suicide one time already, now my parents are watching me, otherwise I would already do it again.
Who here /ironicallyblack/?
>go to /gif/
>post blacked threads
>go to /pol/
>post race mixing threads
>go to /b/
>post bbc threads
best way to get (You)'s Tbh
>>28073496
Low grade (You)s desu senpai.
Sophisticated posters like myself do not participate in such obvious bait threads.
My new favorite thing is trolling the girls on this board and getting girl(You)s.
The silly things that trigger them make me lol irl.
>>28073589
>I'll bite
OMG NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS REEEEE
>>28073589
>Sophisticated posters like myself do not participate in such obvious bait threads.
>Post in said thread
Fucking retard
Ever sent nudes? Ever cammed? What lewd things have you done online?
>>28073495
>implying anyone will fall for a bait thread
>>28073495
used to cyber a decent amount.
got nudes a couple times but never sent any
No
No
Nothing except masturbate to porn
You?
Weekend fags are here
>threads changed from feels and actual opinions to shit posting and off topic comments
>roll threads
>unironic womens rights threads
>/pol/ style shitposts and stormfag bashers in every thread
>more "fembots" and fembot threads than usual
>people want screenshots of old content instead of a fresh greentext
>mummy and second daddy are lounging around the house all day
REEEEEEE I hate weekends
>>28073479
i know this feel
r9k is women,sjws and white nights
i hate it hear
i want to make a new forum for robots but lack the skill and motivation
>want to bring back threads they missed or saw on /r/4chan
e.g. Bert and Ernie, Rape dwarves etc.
>higher levels of spoiler text with bot evasioncommentus originalus
What do Robots think about Trump?
Literally the best candidate.
He's alright, I guess.
Better than Hillary.
Every president since Reagan has been pretty much exactly the same.
If Trump doesn't do what he's told, he'll be assassinated by his bankster bosses. It's really that simple.
People that take the presidential race seriously are by and large fucking morons anyway. Congress is far more important.
Why haven't you dated a crippled girl yet, robots?
this is a very bad bait thread and you should feel like absolute shit for it
saged
>>28073351
what is the pussy like?
>>28073351
because she's fucking way out of my league?
>JUST b yourself
>girls love confidence
>it doesn't matter to others, girls love bald guys
I'm 21 fucking years old, pic related.
drop out and enjoy the neet life
or kill yourself
I've been shaving my head since I was 20, I'm 31 now.
You have to get in shape, no question about it. Time to get /fit/ faggot.
>>28073370
>also i've balded and receeded badly and to top it off i'm a 5'7 manlet as well, just going out to the local grocery store i have my day ruined by lumbering 14 year olds where the girls are taller than me now and the boys are over 6' tall already
it's so humiliating
>tfw your body is permanently ruined because your parents made you fat as a kid
stretch marks never go away
nor does the feelings of insecurity and self-hate that come with being previously fat
Get bio oil, did wonders for the stretch marks on my knees from growing during puberty
>>28073327
To paraphrase Alex Linder, "just don't look in the mirror"
>>28073327
>parents made you fat
Could you explain a little more please?
How does Mr. Shekelstein's dick feel in your boipussies, wagies?
>>28073265
i wouldn't know. ask your dad
>>28073307
/thread
originoooool
>>28073307
damn, u a savage, bruh. xD
>youre at dominos and this chick slaps your pizza
what do?
I rate her
>>28073262
Something about him turns me gay.
>>28073262
Fuck his ass
oregano
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