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Please help. I feel really paranoid and I don't know why. I'm home alone except for my brother upstairs. It feels like someone's watching me. I'm afraid.
>>28076070
wwee fuckingwg
Anon? Are you still there?
>>28076888
I'm here. I had to go hide in my bed for a while because I felt so paranoid, but I'm back now.
Ask someone who feels terrible after just binging on amphetamines anything
Withdrawal? Detox? Or something else?
How hard did you binge? Because I once did most of a half gram bag of meth and stayed up for four days and I didn't get any real crash.
>>28076112
I took dexamphetamine, no I don't feel particularly bad physically I just feel more worthless than I did before.
>>28076121
thirty 5mg dexamphetamine tablets over the course of about 15 hours
I'm currently force feeding myself because I havent eaten in so long.
Have you ever had sex?
Did you like it?
>>28075953
No and non-applicable.
>offer my girlfriend a massage
>slowly undress her during the process, telling her I don't want to get lotion on her clothes
>eventually just wind up fucking her till we fall asleep
sex is the best stress reliever come finals
>>28075953
Yeah and yeah but its really not as good as people make it out to be.
tfw no NY boipussi to fuck
>>28075745
Lookin' for a (you)
haha let's pretend to be gay and post cartoons :P
I'm from LI
Have you ever punched the absolute fuck out of someone?
>>28075715
I gave someone a gash by their eye from a punch
>>28075715
>autistic beta males
>displaying signs of alpha aggression and establishing dominance
Does not compute.
Nah but I threw a metal ball at a dudes face in first grade
So I'm buying weed and the dealer says I can get half a baby for $50. That's very cheap for a half ounce where I live, how much is a half baby? Also /drugs/ general.
>>28075673
That's one baby cut in half. Think of it as half a full baby
>>28075673
He means an actual baby chopped in half. Avoid
or a quarter of 2 babies
i used to have a social life, friends, hobbies and a career. i think i am becoming a robot. i think about killing myself every morning, just bc i am to lazy to do shit.
What happened?212
idk. i just lost my drive or something. feeling like a total failure lately.
>>28076134
You still have a career?
I used to me an optometry student
Now i'm a robot NEET
Can any smartbots help me on this Pythagoras theorem Q for me?
I keep getting 4.89 as my answer.
b^2 - c^2 = -a^2
8^2-16^2 - -a^2
-24^2=-a^2
24^2=a^2
Squareroot 24 and you get 4.89
That's obviously not the correct answer since the side is longer than b which is 8
>>28075641
A^2 + B^2 = C^2
8^2 + X^2 = 16^2
64 + X^2 = 256
256 -64 = X^2
SQRT 192 = X
>>28075641
how old are you op, just wonderin
>>28075641
8^2-16^2 isn't 24^2. Square them separately then add
ill start
>be 9
>be in 3rd grade
>have no friends, really attached to mom
>tell her everything talk to her for hours a day
>kids bullied me for it
>one day the bullies broke into the front office to call my teacher and tell her that my mom died
>he brought me outside the class and told me and hugged me when I wailed in tears
>the bullies were waiting and after 30 minutes they told me it was a joke and laughed at me just to torture me
>still haunts me to this day
>>28075613
oh shit nigga, thats deep
>>28075613
that's pretty fucked up, twisted and cruel
>6 year old me
>White kid living in a black ghetto neighbourhood (poorfag parents)
>Black neighbours are violent racist fucks, they were like a black version of the KKK.
>Had been mocked, beaten, lynched, spit on and had stones thrown at by at least 10 black kids (most of them were much older than me) almost every day when I came out of the house
>When I ran home crying my parents always yelled at me and blamed me for going out there and for "teasing" the kids
>Today I'm a white supremacist, unfortunately it is true that the darker your skin is the more you're likely to be an uncivilzed savage
Can we get a /majorcities/ thread going on? Talk about city feels and being a robot in a city
No bullying or flyover fags allowed
Yes we know we're filled with liberal degenerates fuck off
>>28075500
LA bro here. Kinda tired of all these asshole Mexicans everywhere. And i say that as a Hispanic
>>28075527
LA here as well
I just hate shithead cholos ruining once good areas
I'm a Hispanic who can't speak Spanish and it's fucking impossible to get a job
Every Saturday night I can hear the Mexican party from a mile away too
I swear to god I'm moving to some white or asian area soon
>>28075500
>no flyover
>tfw midwest will never be relevant
I had a bad day
>>28075491
What made it a bad day, friend?
>>28075491
starving africans or something therefore you're not allowed to feel bad checkmate shitlord
>>28075543
Hey there, friend, you type like I do.
any other robots got allergies?
>>28075388
No my parents weren't cucks and didn't keep me locked in my room all day as a child
I had a pretty serious allergic reaction to an air freshener thingie awhile ago. My lungs were seizing up, there was a sharp pain in my chest and I thought I was going to die. Up until then, I'd never had worse than seasonal allergies.
Penicillin
I'm glad I don't have pollen allergies, the mesquite trees are fucking up my my backyard real good right now
It's bout time we had a lou thread. GET out of the way rose!
>>28075350
literally who?
the comment is original btw senpai
>>28075350
Lou the whoer
>>28075350
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
r9k goes to shit. be original you fuggin maggots.
Hello for a year now i'm in a internet relation with this girl she's from Austrialia but most of my friends say it's stupid and that she's not that good looking what do you say
It never ends well. Bail.
Looks like a ugly 15 yo
Internet and relationship are two words that cancel each other out, you are not in a relationship.
Why is it illegal to tell people to kill themselves? Tumblr SJW's consider it a threat and report you to the police if you do it but how is it a threat? You are just merely suggesting that someone should end their own life because they're a dumbass.
Even if the person should do it, there is no getting around the maliciousness of telling someone to end their life.
Or the irony really from an anime poster telling someone to an hero
>>28075351
Ah. Found the SJW.
>>28075289
Those are some nice fucking anime tits
