>live in dorm
>roommate says he needs the bedroom because he's gonna bang some girl
>ok
>I leave and call my girlfriend to come pick me up so I have somewhere to go
>she meets me outside dorm in the hall
>says hold on, she needs to grab her backpack from my room
>I tell her roommate is having sex
>she laughs, knocks on door...
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did that really happen anon
really
>>28077311
> things that never happened.
FPBP
haha that's rich
Ask a guy enjoying a $300 sushi dinner with his wife anything.
>>28077296
$300? lol
look's like your eating on a shitty cruise ship
>>28077296
why are you on /r9k/ if you're with your wife in a place that charges $300 for sushi?
What did you get for her son?
It is impossible to get over depression without losing your virginity.
I took medicine & therapy for many years, and tried everything until I got laid. All my problems went away and I was able to hold a stable job after that.
No matter what bad advice people on r9k give you, you're going to still be depressed until you put your penis in a girls vagina.
I'm just trying to help you robots, anyone who tells you that sex won't make you happy is just a troll or femanon who wants you to stay miserable.
No, you were just never really depressed. Just sad because you were a virgin. Anyone feeling this way should not equate their sex life to their value as a person.
And you should feel bad for trying to torment virgins. Shame on you.
>have sex
>still miserable
nope, myth busted
>>28077429
You probably used a comdom
>marry
>kill
>fuck
choose wisely between this hoes
>>28077234
None of them would want me but I think middle will be the easiest one so I will fuck middle, marry middle and kill right because that one is the cutest and thus the biggest whore.
>>28077234
Marry, kill, fuck is just the right order from left to right.
>>28077390
>Marry, kill, fuck is just the right order from left to right.
This.
Who is ending it within the next week?
I have gone on too long.
I have been depressed for years.
My life has been ruined by a traumatic event which led to a hellish journey.
There is no hope.
It's been years and things have never gotten better.
I am 25 now going on 26 and I am still a HHKV.
I can't go on anymore.
>>28077225
>>28077225
What does the second H stand for?
>>28077269
Holdless you fucking scrub
Im prolly gonna neck myself soon here OP
>>28077269
Hugless
comment origlans gws0 eg9wehg we
I love you, Sonic
why are sonic drinks so god tier? aside from their amazing fast food a nice cold limeade with real, fresh squeezed lime at a stunningly low price ranging from 2-3 dollars is sure to improve your day.
you have 30 seconds to explain why you aren't heading down to America's Drive-in.
>>28077177
I used to love sonic.
>dat Chicago dog
Fucking delicious.
But I moved and the closest one is 6 hours away.
Fucking Obama
>>28077211
sorry to hear that. still worth a 6 hour drive.
because autism and anxiety. i go to fast food places maybe 10 times a year. but eat it multiple times a week cause my mom gets me tendies and such.
out of the last 10 or so adventures to get food for myself i have done the following.
>crashed car into the side of a whataburger
>rear ended the guy in front of me
>dropped the food when they were giving it to me
>had a bunch of teenagers not so secretely laughing and pointing at me through the...
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"Roll call, who's here today?"
Hey guys how's it going, I'm a new trip. My name is name and I'll be hanging around with you cool guys from now on teehee
>anon?
>h-here
>anon lastname?
>here s-sir
>no anon? ok
>>28077098
I'm here
I'm queer
Do you know where I can find a gay bar in Kent WA? I'm moving there in a few weeks.
How does it feel to know most normies are nice and 99% of the time if you're being bullied as an adult you brought it on yourself?
Dude girls used to call my house and harrass me. What did I do to deserve that? I never talked to them ever.
I'm not bullied as an adult, people just act like I don't exist
and I'm too scared to create a presence for myself
>>28077052
>girls used to call my house and harrass me
You mean when you were an adult? What?
Do women only like shirtless buff guys?
nah girls only like rich handsome shirtless buff guys that are tall and have a big dick
>>28077018
>that
>buff
kek
>>28077085
get out of your /fit/ fantasy world most men don't have that kind of body he is buff
How do I find people to trip balls on LSD with? Ones that are enthusiasts of the drug. I have all these blotters of paper and no one....I just want someone to share the experience with. I'm always doing Mescaline or Acid alone.
>>28076980
Where you art robot?
>>28076980
If you live in the Northern San Diego area I can trip with you, and even donate money for generously sharing with me.
>>28076980
sounds like a sad situation, just befriend someone and get to know them, later on ask them if they're interested in drugs or trying any
What do you do when the only thing you can feel is the loneliness
Sleep,
lots of sleep
>>28077061
I'm depressed, I sit in bed all day and do nothing. But I have a friend who is depressed. Cries often, the usual. He never sleeps at all. Has insomnia. Do we have different kinds of depression or do we just handle it in different ways?
>>28077153
Depression is a broad definition so people suffer in different ways. Lack of sleep or too much sleep are both symptoms of depression.
>tfw you guilt a girl into having sex with you
HOW DID YOU DO THIS
I NEED DETAILED NOTES
>>28076940
Disgusting beta
THATS RAPE!
RAAAAPEEE!
> be a robot
> betafag
> only place i belong to is /r9k/
> try to post how i feel
> have to verify the post by pressing on "I'm not a robot"
> mfw
Be honest with me OP. Did you think this is an original thought?
Did you think no one had ever made this observation?
>>28076885
haven't seen it b4 desu
>>28076947
>>28076865
>>mfw
Let me fix that for you OP. It should read:
>mfw I came here from Reddit and this is my first time posting
>at family bbq today
>compliment cousin on how her boobs look good in her shirt
>didnt even really mean it in a sexual way, she takes it that way
>tells everyone.
>feel like shit and isolated all day and sit in the shade on my phone wait until the bbq is over
How would you think that's normal ?
>>28076886
I was compliment on how her shirt looked really, and it did look good. But she did have cleavage and shit so it kind of went to that
>>28076830
How the fuck should she take it you autistic faggot, you pretty much sexualy harassed her and now she onows you are a fackin creep
You know what I absolutely fucking hate?
Normies.
and why might that be the case, buddy?
>>28076804
Why? They don't hate you. They probably don't even know you're there.
>>28076804
You know what i like the most?
Cakefarts.