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Does this trigger you?
e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfT3qvTTKA
Only 3% of the population have depression everyone else are just unhappy and can't cope with life
>>28081883
>women
>depression
Nice meme
i think i am depressed. i don't know really though, i might just be pathetic.
If skullmogging is real, then wouldn't Koreans be the ultimate alphas?
>Lego block head
>Infinite capacity brains
>>28081795
>implying Koreans aren't the ultimate alphas
Glorious leader continually cucks the rest of the world as he launches his ballistic rockets into the ocean
>google "skullmog"
>first result is sluthate
okay
do I even want to know what this is
>>28081795
what the fuck is skullmogging
Evening everyone, sorry for missing last night... That wasn't me who posted this thread! Starting early since I'm going on a date (wewlad), so stop in, share some feels, chat, vent, advise, etc.
In honour of the new Runescape graphics update, tonight's music is this playlist of all the old music. I haven't played for years, but this brings back serious nostalgia!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3YxgBrnorI&list=PLA91AB96E6E5CE5A6
I keep forgetting that if I post this before 10 I'll be all alone in my thread. Anons, if you need support / want to vent to someone who will listen I'm here for another hour or so
getting a taste of the normie life while you still can, i see. hope your date goes well pham
i'll have a straight vodka
>>28081704
Hey, never been here before but I wanted to ask a question. I recently went to a job training program and they gave me forms to sign and one of them was a mental illness form, I checked that I had been depressed and now two weeks later after everyone had started I have to go to one of their psychologists. Now my question is did I fuck up for not lying?
>tfw no soft chubby belly gf
>>28081683
source on the video my famalam ???????
>>28081782
>cow rides the cowgirl
that weight will go straight to her stomach!
>ITT: music that makes you happy
Joji Miller - we fall again
Surprisingly papa franku is good at music
Beach Boys - Heroes and Villains
Been playing this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppzTFgwZxhc
hey anon if you never eat pic related you basically failed at life
>>28081610
that shit looks like a compact smegma brick
>>28081610
What the fuck is that shit? It looks nasty.
I don't like cheese
>this wasn't an original comment
>thus
>henceforth
>as such
>whilst
>furthermore
what's wrong with using these words in a formal context?
>amidst
>herein
>perhaps
>wherefore
How pathetic are you?
I have a legit 13 year old crush on some meth addict porn star. I post her and my other crushes to various boards on 4chan off and on for years.
Can anyone top that?
I am, literally, the cleric of virginity.
We have a religion, and a church.
No, you are not invited.
No one is.
>>28081293
was her name anna? I was in one of those threads
>>28081686
Not sure how you'd explain how you know her desu
How's your saturday night?
>at my dad's 65th birthday party
>>28081265
Brothers gf cut my hair. She's nice and easy to talk to. Just shitposting on a few boards at the moment.
Don't have too much fun.
>>28081265
today is my 23rd birthday. I am drinking alone.
I've come to a point where I despise my gf, and desperately want her to break up with me because I have some inane need to not be the bad guy, but I know she won't end it because I took her virginity.
I no longer jerk off to porn, I go to dating sites and look for girls within 10 miles of me to beat it to.
even in my dreams I give my gf the cold shoulder and make out with literally any other female in said dream.
so basically 7/10 night, glad my gf isnt here
>>28081370
Why do you detest your gf so much?
Ok robots i want help, how do i go back to school? I am 19 and i technically i finished high school. But really i only have an 8th grade education. I want a higher education but i don't know where to begin. Do i even deserve one, i feel like such a failed, fraudulent, lazy person. Where do i even go can i just go take my GED then apply to collage even though i already have a diploma.
>wat do.
>>28081257
Start taking remedial classes at a community college, then work your way to regular college classes, and transfer to a state university.
>>28081257
whats the point? you will learn more from a night on wikipedia, and its free too.
>>28081257
>technically i finished high school
> i only have an 8th grade education
How did you fuck up? I'm curious what you did with all that time and free education.
>tfw if you died nobody but mummy and pee-paw would show up to your funeral
pls tell me im not the only one
>>28081210
I wouldn't want anyone else to show up
I wouldn't even want a funeral
I can see a few other people showing up and talking about my downward spiral. "anon used to be an okay guy but then he started doing this and that and his light just burned out"
None of that "being cut down in his prime talk" but moreso the "it's probably better this way, he hung on long enough"
>>28081210
>anon i told you to stop fucking calling me pee-paw, just call me dad you autist
I'm tired of talking to people who do anything other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in this thread unless these are the only two things that you do.
But by posting om /r9k/ aren't you brrakoing your own requirements?
Dorf fort is for literal autismos
Do you want to be held from behind while watching anime?
>Want to buy a Hooker to finally lose my virginity, parents gone this week
>Look up some escorts online
>Literally every girl that's cute is "No Black Guys!" in their profile
>Tfw even women who take dick for money won't fuck you
Just tell them you're half and act like Urkel.
Cunts are just afraid you're a crazy gang banger that's going to cut off their head.
This is why whites can't be bots. Every white man can get laid.
The only reason is because that black guys are notorious rapists, murderers, and thieves. it has less to do with your appearance.
>Killed 32 normies all by himself with only two pistols, no bombs, no help, no mercy
can the Columcucks even compete?
>>28081078
what would you guys rate this man? I thought he was at least a 6, probably could have laid a fatass if he wanted to.
Who drew that?
Is it part of a comic or something?
Try to predict the next attack.
>what weapons
>where
>their score
>motive
Is young love the only real love?
>>28081066
why would you think any of us would know?
Young love exists because they haven't been betrayed yet. Its fucking retarded because its so desperate and savage. Fuck that shit.
>>28081066
Love is two feelings. Lust and commitment. Neither are true romantic made for each other could stay together for eternity love. And our generation doesn't know commitment.
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