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Why do the majority of robots blame others(women, chad, parents, etc) for their problems?
It seems to me that the reason you guys are all hugless virgin autists is because you wont stop being babies and taking responsibility for your lives.
You're literally retarded if you don't believe in determinism. Robots don't change their lives because they don't have the correct brain chemistry to do so.
because the vast majority of posts are lies/ironic and not at all serious or how the person is in real life
>>28077709
I can't argue with that fucking smug anime face.
Anyone else here a cannibal? If given the chance I'd eat someone if they let me.
I'm not a cannibal but I want to hear about this.
Is it a sexual thing?
>>28078373
>sexual
uwot
Im not, but i have a fetish on which i have sex with someone while biting chunks out of each other.
Idk what is called and it probably would be shit in practice.
I work at a porn shop. Ask me anything.
why do you work at a porn shop?
>>28077691
pleb taste
crab is best
do you sell porn?
ULTRA RARE MEMECAT THREAD
>>28077683
I approve of this most righteous thread, sir dude.
aw man, i hope some more show up, i only have the original memecat
at least i can cherish it and know it won't be ruined by compression over the years. vintage. mmm.
Please keep this thread at the top page
Post a picture of something from your desk and jude others by theirs
>>28077675
Nice watch my Niggafam
>>28077675
>>28077820
Brehs. Away from my desk.
>>28077675
>>28077820
>>28077890
>mfw
Does this watch cause autism?
ME:
20
$100,000
0
>>28077623
Hey fag nobody cares about your trust fund. How much is your net worth increasing month over month?
>>28077694
i make 30k a year renting out 2 apartments i inherited from my grandpa
me
age 100.000
savings 20
Would you let a horse dick trap top you?
>>28077591
I'd let that trap pound my boipussy
>>28077591
I like domination, and I like trap. Of course I'd let a trap dominate me.
Yeah I'd let him top me and I'd let him cuck me if I had a girlfriend
Would you guys fuck her?
>>28077583
I'd fucking pound her to the next level
>her
2bhfam
I find you attractive, but filled with degeneracy.
So, no.
ITT we circlejerk and pretend it's great to be a
robot
>can't get cucked, divorced and and forced to pay alimony
>don't have to waste money/energy on other people
>>28077491
>get to fap to whatever and not feel like a creep, the justification being a weird shut in
>>28077491
>don't have to jump through hoops to placate your gf when she's on her period
Who /boipuchey/ here?
P - U - C - C - I
>>28077468
>THAT FUCKING FACE
ayyyy
>>28077531
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really REALLY like this image.
Do these really work or are they just a meme?
I'm tired of being bald at the top and wanna have more hair. At the very least so I can have some black. Even when completely shaven I still have black all around except the top.
I keep hearing about these DHT blocker pills. Anyone have any success with them?
>>28077411
As far as hair loss goes there are only a few things that actually work:
Finasteride (aka Propecia), Dutasteride (aka Avodart) and Minoxidil (aka Rogaine).
All these "natural" remedies are snake oils aimed at taking money from desperate balding men.
>>28077411
rub your semen on your head, it'll aid in hair growth as its a natural chemoplacebo method of regaining hair.
Or you could not listen to cunts on the internet and go to a doctor.
>>28077466
Yeah, I'm not gonna get into those. I hate the idea of having to keep paying them if I wanna keep my hair. Fuck that.
>>28077511
Wouldnt a doctor just recommend that rogaine shit too?
can I talk to someone here? first time here.
I'm 40yo woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
/v/ pls
>>28077403
Hi i'm anon, whats your name?
>>28077403
hello there beautiful. talk to me for a minute
what's a fine woman like yourself doing at a place like this
Comfy Bebe edition
>>28077385
Nice hedgehog m8
Talking to robots is fun
>>28077385
trap
botblox
>pic related comes up to you
>she's completely wasted
>scared that she's lost
>she asks to help her get back at her place
>you help
Do you....
>make your way in her place and bang while she's blacked out drunk
>tell her goodbye and continue going back home
>>28077347
how about not wate my fucking time with a whore that can't take herself home?
i wouldn't even say anything to her just walk away i don't give a fuck
I take her back and prepare the egg bowl.
i give her some eggs
18 and never had a girlfriend. am I still considered normie?
>>28077334
19 commin on 20 never had a girlfriend but I am handsome so people know it's by choice and not because I am a shy boy.
>>28078633
I promise you they do not think that, anon.
Homosexuality is not a choice. That's what they're thinking.
22 and never had a girlfriend,and I'm shy too but,I'm a Beta or an Omega?
![81c7fdtM22L._SY679_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oQRsrEH.jpg "81c7fdtM22L. SY679 [1]")
