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Hey robots. I found my borther's online alias. I saw his tumblr and twitter. It was ugly, degenerate. I realized I am headed down the same path as him, and I do not want that life.
So today I have decided to shape up and get my shit together. From today on I am:
>curbing my internet addiction by blocking 4chan, reddit, etc.
>starting no fap
>I deleted all of my porn and memes etc.
>taking amphetamines
>going outside atleast once everday
>I already work out so still doing that
I am going to do my best to remain diligent to my plan. I will report back to you my progress in a months time. Look out for the Harry Styles doll in May.
Love you guys.
>>27706826
What exactly did you find?
i wont reply until you post a link
>>27706826
Fag piss.
Post your positive feels, those glimmers of happiness in the sadness of robot life.
>tfw take a huge shit and check ass with toilet paper to see it's totally clean
>tfw you get up rushed but remember it's Saturday
>>27706812
>tfw learn how to tie my shoelaces
yeah im that pathethic
>tfw when have A's and B's in school
>>27706846
I'm slow at it, but if you double-knot and put the knot behind the tongue/flap of the shoe you almost never have to tie them again
>be me
>get wagecuck job
>supposed to start on Saturday
>get call today and changed it to start Friday (tomorrow)
>spaghetti on the phone talking to manager
>worry I will spaghetti tomorrow
Help me robots! How can I not fuck this up? I need the money.
You could always drink a few beers before going in
>>27706876
That sounds like a bad idea.
oregano desu senpai
>>27706775
why not just sitting on welfare?
I'm not worthless.
>>27706755
You're right. You got dubs.
you are right. you have nutrition value.
Let us judge. What do you feel makes you worth anything?
>Manlets
>2016
>Still not learning
>>27706725
could you be more obviously a shill ?
Funny because nearly every white male hollywood actor is 5"10
Messi seems like a pretty cool guy, Ronaldo is a bitch pretty boy
>Doing test for one of my classes
>Answers for five of the questions are D, all in a row
>Triple check them all, they seem to be right
Is this a trick? There's no way that five of them in a row are D.
yeah it's a trick to make you check your awnsers better.
DUUHh
>He doesn't use the magic ABACADABA
I gave your mom the D five times in a row
Why do roasties make this face when they suck dicks? It's fucking hilarious they look like anteaters
DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP
AWE FUCK YEAH
>>27706670 Friction exists.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
EVERYONE GIVES ME A WEIRD LOOK WHEN I SAY IT MY BONER WOULD BE FUCKING GONE AHAHAHA
SO MUCH THISSSSSasexual
Fellow NEETs, having a shit day but at least I don't have to work. How is your day ?
I'm not a NEET but I like panties.
>>27706665
Same famalamaduderino
>>27706665
Panties are really nice, I wish I could sniff Erio's,
My gf cheated on me. Should I give in to my urge to kill her in a fit of rage, /r9k/?
>>27706582
I didn't see anything!!
>>27706582
just dump the whore without explanation
well, if you do, you need to be prepared to spend the rest of your life in prison, or alternatively, take your own life as well
>tfw no gf
why
why
stop desiring succubi
also get our normie REEEEEEEE
>>27706575
most original thread of the day
>>27706593
I'm not a normie man. But I still feel.
>sitting at the front of lecture
>class is about to start so i open up my laptop
>golden shower video i forgot to close out of comes up
>quickly close out of it only for pic related to come up
>finally close out of everything
>90 percent sure i heard a few people behind me laugh
>about 40+ people could have easily seen if they were looking
i just want to die
>>27706530
It's okay dude, you'll never know those people and at the end of the day it doesn't matter. How about you just go play some video games or do something you find fun and have a nice day
Stay Gold, Pony-boy
at least it wasnt cuck porn.
and knowing normies they might just think it was a prank depending on how you acted after it happened. but knowing r9k autists you probably werent able to brush it off right and you made it even worse.
>everyday I wake up and look in the mirror
>dark circles look deeper and darker
>skin is scarred and more red
>eyes look more bloodshot and dead
I'm not going to make it
>>27706464
>>dark circles look deeper and darker
TELL ME IT"S POSSIBLE TO GET RID OF THIS
>>27706491
I recommend either more sleep if you aren't getting enough, or cutting back if you're getting too much. And also get a night time eye cream with collagen and a day time one with caffeine as an ingredient.
>>27706464
please post a picture of your face i want to see your beauty.
there is literally nothing more /fa/ than dark circles around your bloodshot eyes.
Rate these girls from my UNI robots.
Do I stand a chance if i am not chad?
>>27706425
>from my uni
they look 50
>>27706458
lol they are about 21 and 25.
>>27706425
Ok, the one on the left looks kinda hot, while the one on the right looks like shieet.
What do you call an outgoing person with robotic interests?
>>27706418
a normie
there is no other answer
no matter how original
>>27706418
define robotic interests?
like are you nerdy or some shit? or do you have a collection of piss bottles?
or night walks, which are pretty normal if you are an outgoing introvert (IE one who deep down likes to be alone but is outgoing to fit in)
>>27706418
a nu male
So robots, I'm pretty much on the verge of switching over to the neet life and giving up, but I have a little hope left. I'm going to go to some stupid mixer/dance thing over at a place on campus as a last try.
I know this is probably the worst place to ask, but what the hell do I do? None of my few friends are going and I'll be alone. I really want to go before I give up, though. If I'm alone, how do I not look like a creep? And how do I ask a qt to dance?
Anyway, suggestions appreciated, including things any of you anons have done to fuck up you want to warn against. Thank you all in advance.
>>27706350
Honestly don't do it dude...if you don't have a social life already there are better ways to find one. but going to a place where you don't know anyone is just going to make you miserable
>>27706350
>Going To A Dance At My Uni
DO NOT
Going alone isn't exactly going to be easy even for a socialite. That's humans bro. But if you do go then meet people as quick as possible. Best openers are things pulled from the environment. Think F.O.R.D. but more like R.O.D.F.
