Who /getting fat/ here? I'm slowly but surely ballooning up and have a legitimate belly now. If I don't do something about it now I'll be certifiably fat in no time, so I'm going to start working out I guess, fuck my life. Why the fuck do I have to be entering my mid-20's? Why can't I just keep my teenage metabolism forever?
fuuuuUUUUUUUCK
I was skinnyfat and started lifting semi-seriously and now I'm otter mode with a belly.
I know that feel bro. I'm about 10lbs overweight right now. Emotional eating is a bitch. I've been trying to just chug a bunch of water before I eat and I still eat to the point of wanting to vomit.
>tfw I had a crazy metabolism when I was young
>skinny as a rail, people would ask if I was malnourished
>extremely picky eater, so that kept me skinny too, but I ate enough calories
>get older, eat way more diverse foods
>get an alcohol addiction
>tfw still skinny everywhere except my belly
why is it wrong for someone to be a brony but at the same time when a grown man/woman enjoys shows like spongebob squarepants or disney cartoons it's just attributed as "nostalgia" or "being a kid at heart"??
nice double standard internet
There's a difference between watching spongebob occisonally and fapping to pony r34 while wearing pony shirts.
>>27702155
because most bronies are repulsive, socially retarded spaghettimancersat least the one who dont browse chansites. and mlp has a terrible reputation.
please stop being so tumblr
>>27702202
>implying that's not you, but with anime
How do I tell a Chad that i dont want to hang out with him but still be cool enough to buy weed from him?
I have an 'associate" that is basically a chad and he considers me a friend despite the fact that I only call him for weed and nothing else. I dont like hanging out with him because its a reminder that women hate me.
Is there any way to to keep a chad at arms length that thinks you are a "bro" but not have him hate me enough to go around talking shit?
If I were him I wouldn't sell to a sperg like you, too risky. If someone can't interact and be at ease with you, they probably don't want to sell you weed.
>>27702142
just always pretend you are too busy to hang out
>>27702142
Everyone sells weed these days, go find someone else if it is such a problem.
ONE DAY A NEGRO WOMAN WALKED UP TO EINSTEIN AND SAID "EINSTEIN WE SHOULD MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SO THEY ARE AS STRONG AS I AM AND AS SMART AS YOU ARE"
THEN EINSTEIN SAID: WHAT IF THEY TURN OUT TO BE AS WEAK AS I AM AND AS DUMB AS YOU ARE?
REPLY AND SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LOL'D
da fuq is dat shiet?
>>27702138slide thread
>>27702138
>implying women are strong
>tfw you're better than 90% of the people here
>>27702116
I have a tromboner ;)
>>27702116
toot toot! hahaha
toot toot! XD XD
le tombone playing toad! Good MEME
~toot~
I am easily better looking than 99.99% of the people on here, mainly because I lift, stay lean, tanned and groom myself really well and have good facial aesthetics as well.
Mentally, I am probably in the bottom 50%. Not "REEEEEEEEEE" tier bad, but not "Ive had a GF once before" tier either.
How do you deal with being boring and unwitty?
The #1 issue that i have when dating a girl is that i feel she's too witty and funny for me.
Is it actually a problem though? Would you date someone that was less funny and witty than you, but that were nice and friendly and shared your interests, morals and viewpoints?
>>27702088
I have this same feel, it's awful.
Me three
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>>27702088
lmao, I have the complete opposite problem
girls aren't witty at all, they're boring conversationalists
there's a reason that female comedians suck, it's because women aren't funny
Can you compete with these Chads and Stacies, /r9k/?
>>27702074
Maybe white chad. He's like 7/10 from his face. All others i cant. Also, black stacy could be hotter
>>27702074
Arab and Hispanic Chad look whiter than "White" Chad
That asian girl looks mad ugly. Asian guy is pretty hot tho
>you will never propose to an anime girl
>she will never be overwhelmed with so much joy that she begins crying
>she will never fling herself into your embrace, squish your face and kiss you like she's never kissed anyone before
>she will never fall asleep on your shoulder after smiling at her ring for hours
Why did this hit me so hard? I never wanted to feel this way...
why would an anime girl like you if real girls don't
>>27702178
Because anime women like Mary Sue boys.
IQ thread
>tfw I'm average
what's yours?
http://www.free-iqtest.net/
https://www.easycalculation.com/medical/iq-score-table.php
>>27701870131IQ here.
I'm dumb as bricks.
>>27701870
This test is crap, anon. If you score less than130you're literally retarded.
>>27702060
On a serious note though Iaced the Mensa admittion test.
Went to the meetings once or twice, most boring shit ever.
Alexander Layko calls out /r9k/. What should we do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFx9Uw7arM
>>27701833
>can drive a car
excuse me normie?
>>27701833
why is he doing this retarded hairstyle?
I still have not figured out if he is acting. He is really good in his videos.
What other lengths would you go for getting a girlfriend?
no but I'd kill a woman to save a kitten
>>27701803
Turn that question the other way around and I'd do it without thinking. I'd killOver 9000girls to save a single kitten.
>>27701818
Dang! Beat me to it.
I need a porn site more legit than m-less but less so than uporn, anyone got anything?
>>27701784
I don't get how people don't go to Pornhub or xvideos.
They are the only porn sites worth a damn since they have tons of videos and they're all free.
Heavy-r
Tubegalore
PooPee
Xvideos
>>27702103
You realize there are sites that combine all of those sites together and allow you to search a category giving you a much larger variety of results in much less time?
Why the flying FUCK is it socially acceptable for people to practice piano in public? Is this not why practice rooms exist?
Imagine if most public places had a drumset lying around in the main area. At first, you figure that maybe it'll be nice to have some light brush drumming in the background. But in reality, it turns out that one schmuck decides to use that drumset to practice his rock drumming for hours on end EACH DAY.
This is the reality of every god damn public piano. Some fucker pounding away the same piece over and over without consideration for those around him
i know what you mean. here we have banjos everywhere in public
This is the most blog-like thread I've seen in 9 years of 4chan.
fucking banjos at every street corner, people just start playing.
Why are you watching me?
Is this the Krusty Krab?
>>27701716
No you fucking manchild
>>27701721
>not getting the reference
>getting this mad over a non offensive post
I'm turning 23 in a few days. It's really crunch time for me to be honest. Still a virgin. Still Obese. Still a depressive-anxious mess. Still no friends, let alone partner of any kind. Doing poorly in college and with work because all I want to do is lay around and sleep.
Life doesn't feel like living. And hasn't since around 2011 at least. I would have probably killed myself by now without my parent's neetbux. I used to be majorly depressed where I would sob all day and physically ache. I can be thankful that has subsided and all I feel is a...
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>>27701568
the pharma jew will just fuck your life up even worse, go see a talk therapist and work on various coping skills
>>27701568
why dont you at least work on yourself and start losing all that fat, op?
is your name tyler