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>you will never live in some village where everyone knows each other
>you will never marry your childhood sweetheart
>you will never have your first kiss under the tree that overlooks the countryside
>she will never cook you healthy meals made from freshly farmed produce
>>27703711
>you will never ravage her in the fields
>>27703763
>you will never come home to this
>>27703776
>>27703763
>>27703711
Why are you romanticizing this lifestyle?
talk with other robots
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOi6Wzkb
warning, avoid the fags...
Mocha, won't you please cuddle with me?
I really wanna suck Mocha's huge juicy cock, I have daydreams about it hourly
>>27703545
Oh look, another useless circlejerk of fakeass robots with "muh depression" memes
fucking chads and stacies in there all over
Guys I'm worried I'll be on my own soon.
>be me, 14
>freshman year of high school
>second day, but block schedule so first day of those classes
>sitting alone in back
>stacy sits next to me
>gives me a big smile
>mid way through class she passes me a note "Is this where the cool kids sit? I'm new in town."
>we pass notes for the rest of class
>she's in my next class
>sits next to me there too
>chads try to talk to her but she maintains focus on me
>becomes my best and only friend
>do everything together through high school
>even go on eachother's family vacations
>she never gets a boyfriend in high school
>never had the courage to try to ask her if she wanted to go any futher
>we graduate
>she goes to a uni near our home town
>I go far away hoping that a new place will bring me life
>skype calls with her every day for first year
>she got a boyfriend a few weeks ago
>our skype calls are happening less and less
>she doesn't text me as much
>I still have no friends
What do I do?
>>27703541
fuck off retard this place will warp your mind
come back when you're 18
This place will seriously brainwash you and fuck up your mind for life
>>27703558
>>27703580
I'm 20. I'm in my second year of college.
Can we have a skype thread where we post skypes plz
You first bb
>>27703504
Can i fuck your frog pussy?
>>27703537
hipesterectomi
plz no bully
Hello friends
Please vote in the following poll, this may be the most debated topic in human history
Never before have I witnessed an issue so polarizing
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
>>27703499
Why the hell are there 200 votes wtf is wrong with you losers?
>>27703528
because it's a very controversial topic that garners a lot of interest
It should be obvious which to choose, desu
My gran died today. She had 3 massive heart attacks last Friday and they resuscitated her but theres no coming back from that at 87. So she was put on what they call "palliative care" where the person is gonna die for sure but made as comfortable as possible (pumped full of morphine + midazolam). We've all been waiting for her to pass for the past few days and it finally happened today.
Im so upset right now. Seeing her dead body lying there on the bed... I just thought of the blade runner scene where the guy says "all those moments will be lost in time... like tears... in rain". And thats how it is! My family think shes in heaven but I don't believe in all that stuff. All that remains of her is a corpse and our family's memories. And thats so fucking depressing. I can see why people believe in heaven etc, its a less depressing thought.
Plus im pretty much alone, everyone else in the family has someone except me. Its kinda made me realize I need to fucking grow up and get my life together. Im 29 ffs.
But in the short term. What should I do? Should I drink? I don't want to feel like this anymore (in b4 kill yourself). I really wish I had access to marijuana or something. Im gonna try playing some games with a friend, maybe it'll take my mind off it.
tl;dr
Gran died, feel sad and alone, what should I do?
How do you guys cope with loss/death?
>never had anyone I know die but all my grandparents and parents and animals are getting old
>>27703454
Don't use drugs do cheat your way out of coping with emotions. You know it only makes things a fucking lot more horrible in the matter of weeks.
Here are some ideas of what you can do
- Find a hobby, but only if you truly enjoy it. Don't force yourself to enjoy something that you don't.
- Get on a workout/physical activity routine that will just fuck your shit up. Not only will you get more fit, but it will have you feeling much better in general and you'll find a new confidence in yourself.
- This one is oddly specific, but if you don't already have one, get a pet dog. Take care of it, play with it, love it. I love my dog more than anything in the world.
I don't have much else to say. Good luck, man.
>>27703454
Cope with death now man. The more you just dont wanna to think about the closer you come to it. You dont want to be one of those mother fuckers that freak out in their death bed do you ?
I'll start
>I mix alcohol and Coca-Cola and put in a sports bottle
I've been doing this for a year for every single school day and only 2 people know
>I once went outside with a girl who liked me and I forced her to tie my shoelaces and say "Anon, you are the kindest, bravest, and most considerate person I know" or something among those lines on camera and if she wouldn't, I'd send everyone her nudes
I sent those nudes anyway, girl ended up cutting her wrists, is now bullied, I know I am a bad person
The pic is her btw.
Those aren't nudes.
>>27703490
I have a lot more but I won't post them
Post or gtfo. Also you're a dick.
>IQ of 157
>succesful academic (Math professor at University)
>Perfect 10/10 face chieseled by the Gods
>perfect hair
>6'1 (perfect height)
>rich
He has it all, what the fuck, I thought life was balanced but he has it all, the hell?
Is he the most alpha man in history?
I think so.
That's like life in ultra easy mode+cheats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhHfpRQYaMI
>>27703346
Alo I forgot, perfect body, excellent body builder
>>27703378
>get phD in mech e
>become a model
for what purpose? i wonder how much he is paid
>>27703346
His eyes could be better but damn what a life.
Personal /comfy/ thread.
Post your /comfy/ nest .
>>27703318
fuckin normie room get the fuck out
>>27703318
bumping for comfy
>>27703318
We have the same keyboard bro, I feel connected to you now
I WENT OUTSIDE TODAY
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK lS WRONG WITH YOU
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, ANON!
>>27703358
THANK YOU NICE PIC BY THE WAY I LIKE IT
Post in this thread and ill tell you how will you meet the love of your life
or your future
or the next lotto numbers lmao
thats a joke tho
>>27703287
Tell me if I'll ever find someone worth it.
>>27703287
7/10 nice blonde girl
that's all I want
tell me about my future
holy shit
I made it bros
>>27703193
>implying you'll find the other 2
And this is...?
Orioriori
erm anon, you're missing one :^)
>watching tv with little sister (13)
>remember that r9k meme
>ask her for a hug
>she says no with a disgusted look on her face
i'm just about ready to die now Tbh
>>27703074
brush her teeth tonight
would she give you a hug when she was little ? is she just going through a mad at world phase
also how old r u are you like dad aged
> life is an anime
Atleast you learned.
Anyways, you should go and ask your parents for a new sister.
i have a sister who's eight years older than me
it's worse than being an only child, it's like having a second mom whenever I spend time with her.
I could've had a chance for a somewhat happy well adjusted life if it weren't for this.
just got them prescribed to me today for my anxiety and depression.
does anyone here have any experience with them?
>>27702955
I took them in 2012
had a full blown manic episode that lasted weeks
I was out of my godamn mind
but Im on them now and they do help depression might also give you a little energy boost
>>27704111
>had a full blown manic episode that lasted weeks
>I was out of my godamn mind
..while on them or before?
>>27704143
while I was on them
manic episode is one of the main side effects
got to be careful with that shit
or dont mania can be fun as hell
What would happen if I didn't eat, drink, or sleep until death?
How long would it take? Would it be painful?
>>27702929
At most, 3 days, the human body can not survive 3 days without any water
>>27702929
You will start to feel really really tired
All you think about is food
It is hard to kill yourself by starving and thirst alone
But it can be done
I dont know about pain, I have never made it that far
>>27702959
sometimes people can live up to 10 days senpai
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