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Ask a dealer anything
could you deal with me?
how are you today
How do I get into dealing? What Casino do you deal at? How did you get your job there?
If you could write a letter to that one girl, what would you say?
gEt oN yE KnEEs AnD gEt To WoRk BitCH
Let's go hike on sunday, smoke a joint when we reach the top of the hill and then bang.
I know you want it. Probably more than I do.
Yours,
N
Dear M,
I'm sitting here thinking about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for. All the pain we caused each other. Everything I put on you. Everything I needed you to be or needed you to say. I'm sorry for that.
I'll always love you because we grew up together, and you helped make me who I am. I just wanted you to know that there'll be a piece of you in me always, and I'm grateful for that.
Whatever someone you become, wherever you are in the world, I'm sending you love. You're my friend till the end.
Love, J
>tfw you see an attractive woman in public and get this gut-wrenching feeling of excitement, regret, and frustration.
It's like 3 hours later and I still can't stop thinking about her body. I hate hormones, why can't I be free of this shit?
castrate yourself, muslim
>why can't I be free of this shit?
Go to the surgeon and have them cut off your penis and testicles. You will be free.
>>27709376
>It's like 3 hours later and I still can't stop thinking about her body. I hate hormones, why can't I be free of this shit?
Because you put women on pedestal. Instead of real women you're in love with idealized image you have.
>anon,p-please give give me my clothes back. It's not funny anymore..
>>27709337
get out of my now house or I'll call the fucking cops
They're my clothes now bich!
>>27709337
No until you learn to not steal my tendies.
Would you ever date a girl who has taaaken lewd phonographs of herself?
>inb4 whore
If they were taken and sent as part of a previous long term relationship, were never leaked to anyone and the ex is completely out of the situation, then sure
Other than that, no
Believe me I've taken lewder photographs of myself than any girl I would date.
>>27709446
Who said photograph?
Learn to red.
So I just made this OC gondola, I call him demon condola
How the hell does an amateur like me make a nazi watermark so normies won't steal it
just draw it on in grey
>>27709341
likes this?
>>27709265
dad of demon condola
Why haven't you become a tranny yet?
>>27709222
>6'0
>broad shoulders
>narrow hips
>large waist even when underweight
>large hands
>large feet
I think I lucked out on everything else and I've been questioning for a while so I might go for it
Because my conservative brother who is my only friend and helps me with anxiety/addiction would be ashamed of me
>tfw you get a chance but too lazy to act on it
>>27709134
is pic the origin of the feels man?
>>27709974
no he just shaved his head hair off to look like him
>>27709134
A chance for what?
I am so sick of these niggers taking our women. I dress much better than most of these niggers. I guess you have to be a nigger to get a girlfriend. Pic related, I took this picture a while ago. It shows a nigger with a qt3.14 white girl
>>27709090
>that photo
Not today, friend.
>>27709090
Let the thread die guys. He mspainted this retarded image to get extra responds.
With the help of our jew friends we're gonna breed white people out of existence
Anon, there's a girl in the neighborhood who likes you, why don't you go out for a change
Any girl who likes a 24 year old autist who lives with his mom clearly has mental issues of one sort or another, so no thanks.
>there's a girl in the neighborhood who likes you
Nigger I live in the inner city, there's thousands and thousands of people in my "neighborhood" and it's all cold concrete and glass
>>27709040
m8 the only girls in my neighborhood are under the age of 12
>tfw my parents are setting me up with an arranged marriage
>>27709031
Hey man, just make an effort to fall in love.
AND no fat chix!
I'd kill myself just to teach them not to fuck with me.
>>27709063
i hate having chinese parents :(
its either i go with it or i wont be part of anny inheritence
Ask someone who got 4 sebacious cysts removed from the scalp today anything
How did they form?
What do you have to do or not do to avoid this problem?
>>27708982
I bet it feels good to have them removed huh
Did you do something wrong to suffer this hardship?
OMFG robots, i fucking hate my wife. everytime i'm browsing 4chan she asks "why are you ignoring me?"
She drinks every night. She's good for about three 1/2 drinks, then she goes to shit, creating chraos. She says "I want to be spontaneous and creative!", then she proceeds to make a giant mess in three rooms of our small apartment digging out art supplies. Then, she just covers a canvas blue, forces me to say that i like it (or she'll start crying and saying "Why am I even WITH you?"
Oh, she likes to sleep with an industrial fan to "block out the noise". She also sets alarms to go off evry half hour from 3:00 to 8:30 so she can "remember her dreams". Then it's a big deal that i don't always want to sleep next to her at night!!
tl;dr i'd rather be homeless than living with my bitch wife
> wife hate
Normies
Is she more or less tolerable than her son?
>>27708866
Sounds like my artsy oneitis.
I'll take your wife anon.
I just want to make her the happiest girl in the world.
I just want her to know she's loved.
>>27708868
What's stopping you? OC desu
>>27708906
I'd reckon the fact that she's a drawing
I manipulate myself depending on who I'm talking to
>I look ethnically ambiguous, call myself white or latino depending on who I'm talking to
>Straight or gay depending on who I'm talking to
>I talk with a black accent when speaking to black people
>Have young, innocent face but I've done some crazy things
>People think I'm great but I'm really a shitty person who takes advantage of others
>Have little empathy. I bumped into a girl and she spilled her iced coffee on herself and I went "omg i'm so sorry" but I really didn't give a single shit
anyone like me?
I find it interesting that you didn't give a shit that you spilled some coffee.
A true american would pick one static stance on everything and never adapt to nothing.
Seriously however, everything takes advantage of everything else. Empathy is a lie told for the weak-willed in order to - thats right, take advantage of the simple-minded. This is what existence is about. No one puts the well-being of another over the well-being of themselves. Unless children, but yeah nobody is going to do jack shit for another grown being. This is why money exists, slavery, why you have a boss, why some force or many rule humanity. Pretty lame, to this and everything else I say 'wew lad'
>>27708762
It's just so weird when ppl say "just be yourself". which self? i just manipulate myself depending on the person. i also use my looks and sex to take advantage of people. i don't care if they're male or female, young or old, if i notice you are attracted to me, i'm going to use you
>>27708830
Makes sense, actually. I wouldn't say you should denigrate yourself for such behavior, if it doesn't harm others. Most relationships are naturally symbiotic. Why do you feel bad for being a dynamic individual?
