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>tfw no sad qt gf
>>27713298
moar of this qt wanna see da bagina
>tfw sad qt gf
>tfw she is fat
>>27713298
What'd she break down about?
Link?
How are you faggots going to react when Donny gets cucked at an open convention in Cleveland? Are you cocksuckers all ready to put a vote in for Kasich with a tear rolling down your cheek come November? Or will you give in and #feelthebern? Judging by the demographic of this sub, I would assume you all will just sit in your mother's basement and jack off on election day as you watch CNN call the election for Bernie. Feminism will live forever!
>>27713293
Nice try shill, femshits couldn't care less about bernie, he's gives less a fuck about SJW shit on both left and right.
>>27713293
>Kasich
I'd never vote for that faggot. In fact, if the GOP cucks the Donald out of the nomination I'll never vote Republican again.
>implying Trump won't dominate the northeast
>implying that Trump can't get 56% of remaining delegates
>implying that the dem establishment would let anyone besides Hillary win
>eat two bags of popcorn
>rub my buttery hands over my rare record collection
what devilry have you been up to lately, my mischief makers?
i'm gonna probably get a job tomorrow then leave suddenly without notice a week after they finish training me
i've done it about 5 times already no regerts
>>27713282
>eat two bags of popcorn
>rub my buttery hands over my dick
fixed
> Dad owns limited print baseball cards
> They're his most prized possession
> One day im jacking off
> See his collection in the corner of my eye
> They're in a glass case with shitty LEDs lighting them up
>Decide it would be fun to jizz on them
> Walk out with dick in my hand, about to cum
> 4 year old sister sees me, watches as I cum on the cards
> Think im in the clear, get called downstairs for dinner
> Sister tells my dad everthing
> He has a mental break down and threatens to disown me, mom starts crying
> Dad never forgives me
> Worth it
>Unattached women in China have revealed the pressure they are under to find someone to marry in an emotional video.
>The singletons told how they are considered 'leftover women' by their parents if they are not settled down by the age of 25 who have accused them of being 'picky' and 'free willed'.
>In the four-minute clip for SK-11 skincare, the unnamed women refuse to get hitched just for the sake of it - and compared their parents' attitudes to 'selling' their own daughters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LExnoneZtoI
fucking kek
>>27713251
well guess which country's gonna "need" feminism very soon...
>>27713251
Good, good. Soon the Red menace will destroy itself from within due to deteriorating birth rates.
'Merica wins again
>>27713278
There isn't a chance in hell
Who 28 here and no work experience?
>>27713241
I was working a minimum wage job at 31 and it was either suicide or going back to uni. Chose option B
>>27713467
University or college? I kind of want to go back to school at 25 but don't think I could go to a university, only a community college
>>27713528
University yeah, a full 10 years older than everyone else but you deal with it. depends on what program you're going for, really.
>be white poorfag
>llive in majority black apartment complex in Atlanta
Save me from this hell
>>27713224
>Not finding a cute black girl and teaching her how to act human
drill for oil, OP
>>27713224Where in Atlanta?
>>27713224
I know those feels OP. i want to move to a nicer city like raleigh but i dont have a car and rely on atlantas public transit
>So you spend all of your free time, literally hours everyday, sharing pictures of cartoon frogs and bald albino men with other unemployed, involuntarily celibate male adults, trying to get as many of them as possible to respond to the pictures you post because of the adrenaline rush you receive when you view the word "you" in parentheses above what they write?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH (original comment pls)
>>27713204
>y-yes.....original comment
>>27713204
fuck you, doc
Who /workingonhobbies/ tonight? I'm gonna try to make some beats and write some songs tonight instead of bullshitting. If I reach my goal I might end the night with a game/anime session.
>>27713200
Just moved into a new place and i'm actually looking forward to setting up a little home studio and start making beats again. Maybe shop for a few records this weekend
>>27713267
Mommy is gonna give me an advance on my allowance so I can buy some killer speakers this weekend, can't wait to make some serious thumpers!
>>27713308
Great news champ! She sounds like a nice lady
What does /r9k/ think about SMB3? I ask because I don't like it very much, and on /v/ and /vr/ I often see it considered the best of them all. I never understood all the love for it though. I think the auto scrolling airship stages at the end of each world are slow and boring as fuck, and there's too many silly powerups. The game feels like it has less of a focus on fun physics on more on just having as much shit as possible.
>>27713191
It is the best you ingrate faggot
>>27713191
It's literally the best Mario game ever made.
You are probably one of those babyfags that like the heaping pile of shit known as Super Mario World. SMW isn't even a real Mario game plus it's art direction and music is totaly shit.
I like it, but I prefer Super Mario World personally.
You really can't go wrong with any 2D Mario platformer.
>go out with a girl for the first time in years
>wake up early (I work nights)
>it's freezing out
>get up and go to the restaurant
>she's an hour late
>Food is dogshit
I'm just going to stay home and play video games next time
>>27713130
>>going on a "date"
Do you not have any irl friends? Hanging out is normie dating.
Also, if you can't small talk, you can't have sex
>>27713130
Did she never show up or are you still waiting?
>>27713210
>>27713280
She showed up an hour late.
I have a few friends I hang out with. But I wanted to see what she was like without others around
How much do you spend at mcdonald /months
probably like $25
Nothing, I don't go to McDonald's. It gives me the shits.
>>27713108
Zero.
I quit eating that shit 12 years ago...
how to attract a nice neet bf so we can be neet together and live off our bennies and cuddle every day
>>27713104
be trap or bear you degenerate
>>27713138
but w-what if i can't be either of those things
>>27713326
then what the heck are you
>sitting on a couch hugging my girlfriend
>we're just holding each other
>my soul is basking in her warmth
>I love her unconditionally
>she loves me
>all my worries and problems fade away
>nothing else matters except our love
>it's the happiest moment of my life
>I can die without regrets
>then I wake up
What's the happiest moment of your life robots?
Women aren't capable of feeling love in the same way as men. You will never have this. No one will ever have this. Women are temporary, even if you're rich and handsome, they only stick around until you're not rich and handsome.
>>27713083
Part of me knows this, but the chinese cartoons have warped my mind. I can't give up hope.
>>27713083
Some of you guys are so fucking naive and childish.
What is the most robot sport? My pick is falconry.
esports
They're all manchildren
>>27713043
traditional martial arts that haven't been memed into the whole "I train UFC" scene.
Kung Fu, Taekwondo, Aikido, most Karate styles besides Kyokushin, etc.
But even UFC-core martial arts are robot-friendly.
>>27713075
>tfw no freakazoid bf
Ask me anything you like
how it feel brother
pics or it didn't happen bruder
My friends 6'8" faggot
You're not cool
Probably lanky
