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15 minutes until McDonalds opens so I can go and buy a burger
Hey are you cheeseburgerbro from last night?
In my country they are open 24/7
Sorry to hear that they aren't where you live
If you've never done it, get it with Mac Sauce. Costs like $0.30 and it's the same sauce the put on big macs
desu senpai I like being savage like this to girls when I make catfish accounts. It takes 10 seconds to ruin a girls day. This one deleted her okcupid account 5 minutes after I sent it. It's very economical for my time and as a neet I like that. Makes me swwweeee (opposite of reee I just made it up but I do it when I am happy) when I get em.
it says they deleted their accounts when they block you, kid
>>27715934
Post more.
originalo
I thought they did but I checked it on another catfish account and its the same thing. I ain't no rookie.
What does r9k think of Gavin McInnes?
Faggot retard cuck and you're a fucking retard for liking his shit
>>27715955
>cuck
He's literally like the anti-cuck though.
>>27715923
He's allright. Kind of dresses like a broke extra from Mad Men though.
Are there any (legit) virgin females on this board? If yes, then why haven't you lost your virginity to Chad?
>>27715916 Yes, as hard as it may be to believe I am a woman. I however don't believe that virginity is as big of a deal as society makes it out to be, and lost it to my boyfriend about 2 weeks ago who is and continues to be frequent user of 4chan and he used to share many of the views that /r9k/ has towards women.
>>27715916
theres probably not even (legit) women here to begin with
>b-but i see those fembot threads everyday with animu grills and everything!
>>27716167
1/4 of shitposters here have a vagina
>tfw no tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, lamesa wiping, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Oh look, it's this thread again. Just a few hours after it was first posted
Awesome bruh, keep it up. I always read your before going to sleep
>fg anipilif t2ptq ,gnitsop /k9r/ ,gnivol tserof ,gnitae gnaginis ,gnikam ticnap ,gnikooc aipmul ,gnitsaor nohcel ,gnipmots ednewud ,gniltserw yobab ,gnidreh oabarac ,gnidir oyabak ,gnitnuh gnawsa ,gnidnif kanayit ,gnicnad gnilkinit ,gnisahc konam ,gnikcip ninak ,gnivird yenpeej ,gnillac okut ,gnihsaw yamak ,gnignah lorap ,gnidnetta nahabmis ,gnihctarcs olu ,gnibmoc kohub ,gnibbur aap ,gnippals tiwup ,gnivaew tomuk ,gniraew timad ,gnipiw asemal ,gnicar osup ,gnippohc ebu ,gniwolb gnoli ,gnikcarc golti ,gnixif estok ,gnikaerb sotapas ,gnippans salenist on wft
>this is how normies actually behave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8MZEYX7JaY
lmao
>>27715888
lmao look at those losers choosing happiness instead of bitter loneliness
>>27715888
NORMlES
B T F O
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F
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>>27715937
self absorption and social posturing wouldn't bring me happiness. It's just as hollow as my current existence.
>take Seratraline
>suddenly start feeling emotions again
>stop taking it
>back to being an emotionless husk
A miss emotions they felt good. Even if it was only loneliness and longing for human contact
anyone else get that from SSRIs?
You saying I should take SSRIs or not?
>>27715898
I don't know
I heard SSRIs were supposed to stop you from having emotions
>>27716021
That's what I thought too, and that's why I haven't gone on them? Do you have a different experience?
>tfw girlfriend just started birth control
>not allowed to cum in her for a full month
>have to pull out until the birth control is effective next month
THERE IS NO WORSE FEELING THAN THIS! JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW
>gf has an IUD
>doesn't even get periods any more
Every day is cum inside day :3
just cum in the bum
>>27715826
How much weight did she gain from that?
![actress-girl-Chloe-grace-Moretz-wear-tomboy-style-shorts-cap-fashion-with-skate[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jsy1BWO.jpg "actress-girl-Chloe-grace-Moretz-wear-tomboy-style-shorts-cap-fashion-with-skate[1]")
>hung out with three other misfits in high school
>we would talk about ridiculous stories and hypothetical situations
>This escalated into us literally making our own religion and would perform more and more elaborate rituals during class and at lunch
>we were all self-aware autists, and all browsed 4chan and /r9k/
I felt like a loser at the time, but looking back, we had some pretty fun times.
>tfw no more autist friends to chill with at uni
>tfw have to do my best to act like a normie
>>27715773
Literally me, except that my friends didn't browse 4chan, they browsed Reddit.
>>27715873
woah, is "reddit" not filtered anymore?
>>27715974
Yes it is, but the system doesn't recognize it because I put a period next to it. See:
Reddit.
Cool, huh?
If you guys hate women so much, why don't you just get with each other? I'll watch.
>>27715688
I don't hate women. I hate bitch. Don't generalized.
Because I don't hate women and want a qt gf
>>27715688
I hate women and dont want to interact with them
>two threads straight die right after you post in them
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY (You)s
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/(You)/ General
going to reply with a sage and not link your post, sucker
>>27715669
I know the feel. Here (you) go, brother
>>27715669
>threads die
Make better threads anon. I hear wagecuck and manlet threads are all the rage nowadays. Why not try those?
Go to reddit.com/r/askwomen and ask the most absurd questions you can think of.
>Why do you prefer chads rather than Carl?
>What is the deal with your nails?
>why are you not rational thinkers and emotional creatures
>etc.
Await emotional reactions.
>>27715663
Why don't you ask them that if you're so cool?
Not your personal army my dude
>>27715663
you lost me right after "go to reddit.com"
Why are women attracted to guitarists?
>>27715614
They provide the melody and can play an instrument.
>>27715614
because guitarists are hung like a horse
Being a guitarist doesn't mean shit if you still can't talk to girls.
Who here's too much of an aspie to even talk to people online?
Using text is somewhat bearable for me but using a mic for vidya is terrifying for some reason.
>tfw my favorite PC game is Arma
>Will never be able to join a squad/server because of my irrational fear of talking to them.
Share your stories or advice on how to get over this Mickey Mouse shit.
>>27715587
I find it's easier to communicate through text
I can only talk to people through imageboards online, mom is the only person I talk to in real life.
I started playing second life(fuck off) and met the guys on vg and slowly became friends with them, I met people they knew and eventually I was able to talk. I'll only voice chat with certain people though.
>Go buy beer
>Didn't get carded (I live in the US)
Guess it's all downhill from here.
>>27715541
Haha you look like an ugly old man.
>nervous around people
>every time I go to buy beer eyes darting around breathing heavy and sweating a little
>they always think I'm using a fake ID and call over the manager to double and triple check my ID and my face
I never thought about it but now that you mention it, this is exactly when it started going down hill for me.
When I started buying alcohol more often and not getting carded. I'm 28 now btw and I was 25 when I started.
