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This is for you, normies.
I see a lot of misconceptions and wrong usage of words in threads on this board. This misuse is mostly contributed to normies.
I will discuss this types of people: normie, robot, failed normie, female
1.Normie/Normalfag
They are most popular type of people in the world. They live a sheltered life, had good upbringing, had to face max 1 hardship in life. They belive everyone gets what they deserve unless they have it better than them in which case those people were given everything to them to make them better.
2.Robot
Social outcast, has no or very few pleasures in life, must have severe mental illness, distorted view of reality. Some say you have to be poor or ugly, but I think they are not needed.
3. Failed normie (most common type on this board)
They are a normie in every way except they cannot attract females. They can completed uni, find jobs, make money, have social group of friends, enjoy things. Everything a normie does, except the female part. This is because they are too ugly or they lack social skills. If it's because they are too ugly it's usually accompanied with social isolation and bullying and they become robots. This is a very rare type of a failed normie.
Second we have poor social skill. They might have had a beta dad or no dad, mother said women like nice guys and so on. They belived that and are now bitter because they were taught otherwise.
4.Female
Now this might sound controversial, but females can be robots. What they can't be is failed normies.
So why am I doing this? I was reading the african child thread and a lot of normies kept insulting robots that their lives are not hard, because their only problam is "tfw no gf". This is the problem of failed normies. Robot problems do not revolve around girls because they know a girl wont fix them.
Hope you learn something from this normies.
>>27720177
>typing all that out
lmao nigga just lmao
You know this won't keep normalfags out. Normans are here to steal your pepes and then share them on jewbook.
>>27720342
Anything wrong with that?
Besides your feelings, ofc
A or B?
>>27720167
>implying a trolley could go fast enough to do a sick loop-da-loop
B
>>27720167
A
That trolley can't do the loop anyway.
>>27720167
B. It ain't rad to take someone's life, anon. Think before you act.
Who else is /thief/ here? I just started out stealing small stuff but I'd like to progress.
>tfw trying to cook up a scheme to steal from rich people who go on vacation and leave their homes unattended
basically the home alone approach
>>27720143
>basically the home alone approach
Are you ready to shoot a child in the face to prevent him from creating simple yet elaborate traps that fuck you over? It's like how they had to kill kids in Vietnam to prevent them from giving away your location.
hi fbi
You have been muted for 2000000 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Woman hate thread
Any day else feel nothing when this shit happens? That's the price you pay for being the selector sex.
>>27720085
It's not her fault though. There is just a huge surplus of men on the planet. This is the golden era for women.
im starting to hate them again
Do you guys hate all women
Any ausfags on?
Playing Oblivion and and listening to Tim Buckley
Going out to a party tonight gonna be shit tons of slags
>>27720027
I'm reading manga all night
Hi
oreoriginanal comment
>tfw you can't get a job
I'm trying so hard
>>27719990
>tfw got a job
Hang in there, friendo
>>27719990
do u have a drivers license? if not get one it's much easier to get a job that way
>>27720016
I've been applying for jobs for 2 months now and only get rejections or not even an answer.
I'm starting to lose faith man
/adv/ is full of touchy feely fags, so I'll ask you dicks.
I'm living with two roommates, I'm bit of a poor fag and I can't move out of this apartment for few months. How do I make one these douchebag's life a bit harder or just fuck with him undetected? Pls respond
what did he do to you, or are you just a cunt
>>27719903
Why would you?
No wonder nobody likes you.
Piss in his coffee, hide his clotches, throw his toothbrush in the toilet.
> Second year CS student
> Have a great job and make triple the money my friend make
> Good looking (a bit overweight since I began school)
> Hate everyone and everything in my life
> This fucking rat race way of living is breaking my soul
> Every time anyone says anything to me at work I just want to shout that nothing has meaning and we are all fucking sheep
> Will nuke the world if I had the chance, just to reset everything
Is anyone else tired of this fucking way of life that society forces you to except as the norm?
His name was Bob
Oh gee, it must be nice to have a lot of things huh, it would be a shame to lose it all right? Where you are was your choice, if you don't like it, then do something about.
yes. kill yourself but give me all your money first
>>27719893
>I m a speshul snowflaek
Get over yourself, Nietzsche boy.
I will be literally ANYONE on this boards's gf
Fat chance, haha!
>>27719883
Post pics or I'll self harm
lose at least 50 pounds desu
This woman asks you out on a date.
Do you accept?
depends 99% on what she's like
she's cute though
>>27719876
Hell yea
She's cute af
>>27719876
She's cute, but there has to be something seriously wrong with her.
Does it make you angry when you see a happy couple together?
Not at all, just a bit envious.
not angry, more sad for the guy who apparently thinks with his dick. or else he'd be single.
No, I just wish it was me.
Lets get an 80's thread going, mates.
Post some 80's tracks;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQo1OHkTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6WIbx8ysE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>you never saw Colin live
>Just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrFfzOYY45M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMZogxtiTis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCQVopV15Ns&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg&nohtml5=False
Do you feel what I feel?
Ok, so there's this qt cashier who makes small talk with me a couple times when I've went in.
First time:
>buying mothers day card
>it was a t rex with short arms or something
>she laughed and said it was cute and started telling me this story about how she used to make fun of her old boss because she had short arms
>I made her life by going "YOURE OLD AND YOU HAVE SHORT ARMS hehe"
>she laughed and so did the black guy behind me and I left
Yesterday:
>buy some coke and some more benzedrex inhalers
>she goes this is bad for you referencing the coke
>and im like wtf.. oh haha its bad for me?
>she goes yep, I can't drink coke it's too acidic for me
>I go I kind of like that about it
>and she says nope everytime I drink it I get blah
>and I go you get sick?
>she laughed and said yep
>I smiled at her and left
So, my question is, how do I ask her out on a date and/or should I?
nigger you're eating benzedrex enhalers, you arent going to get a date
>>27719812
The worst thing that could happen is you change stores.
>>27719845
Honestly I try to avoid her as much as possible because I get so nervous. I thought I had her shift down, but she surprised me yesterday morning. I clean out the other stores inhalers in like a day or two because they never restock them until like a week later too.
>tfw eat the entire towns benzedrex inhalers
>open window
>someone is cooking something delicious
>my stomach goes apeshit
>havent eaten in 2 days
>zero money
>no neetbux for another 15 days
>only thing in the fridge is a carton of milk which expired 20 days ago
>browse /ck/ and check images of delicious foods on google while super sad
>seriously considering of following the smell out of the window and beg whoever is cooking to give me some
How the hell do you expect to live for another 15 days?
You better go beg or something.
>>27719776
next time you should cuck the system and put aside money
>>27719776
Soup kitchen might be the only option friend :(
Heh, classic women.
I consider all Europeans to be subhumans just so I stop feeling sorry for them at this point.
>>27719828
Over 3000 people have died and there have been over 50 mass shootings in America already in 2016. You've got a bigger problem than is m8
>b-but muh freedom
>>27719771
He must have made her very horny for her to do that.
