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What conspiracies do you believe in, /r9k/?
i beleive i banged your mum
Paid shills. Goldberg ect.
That 81% of all posts on /r9k/ are made by the same disgruntled neckbeard.
ITT we post things that make/made us happy
>>27717249
>legos.jpg
>large amounts of megabloks mixed in
H E R E T I C A L
Am I the only one who wasn't super obsessed with Legos? Building actual sets was decently fun but having a giant bucket of random Lego pieces wasn't fun at all.
>>27717249
Is that the new minecraft update?
What's it like to be a black?
>>27717243
Probably sucks being retarded but post more qt black girls I wanna get my colonization on
>>27717243
your skin is a bit darker
That's a mulatto not a black
So I may have fucked up guys. I've been taking a shitload of these and out of laziness I've been eating the shit out of the cottons. I heard that if you eat enough it could kill you.
>eat three today and yesterday
>hardly even work
>kinda just feel tired
am I dying?
>>27717180
bump send help
>>27717180
Don't be too concerned unless
a) you don't take a shit for a few days
b) abdominal pain
(possible intestinal blockage by cottons)
or
c) *extreme* stiffness in neck or joints, there's some normally but more than that
d) stoner-level bloodshot eyes
(too much vasoconstriction, just means you took too much basically)
>>27717180
You know you can extract the good stuff out of the cottons instead of eating cotton like a moron, right?
I will never understand how people continue to be so fucking ignorant about drugs in the internet age.
Last one got derailed by a 30 year old obese male NEET posing as a chick.
Thread rules:
Do not entertain white knights or supposed women. They don't exist here.
This post is no longer textless god damnit that wasn't original
>>27717105
>no no diamond
this image is retarded. fix it
le image le post le top of the le post
You wake up tomorrow and find yourself laying next to your oneitis. You stare at her and she opens her eyes and smiles at you. You suddenly get a phone call and find it's someone named Jerry and it appears he's an old friend and he's asking you if you're still available for some drinks later on with the rest of the gang at the pub.
You get up confused and get a glimpse of your reflection and notice you're a 6'2 Chad with a perfect chiseled face and athletic frame.
Your oneitis then suddenly comes from behind you to hug you and kiss you on your neck. She asks if you wanna get back to bed.
You accept this new reality until later tonight you read your e-mails and see a pattern of codes with each file you open. You spend an absurd amount of time trying to understand what they mean. You become obsessed. Suddenly you receive a vocaroo link and hear your own voice.
You're crying and sounding hysterical at the same. You can't make out what you're saying Shortly afterwards you receive another email. You open it and it's a picture of pic related.
Do you go further into this or do you ignore it and continue living this new reality?
Is that an ouroboros? What is it supposed to mean?
>>27717102
Look further into it. Continue the writefaggotry
It's raid night so gotta get on FFXIV
What type of threads do you like the most?
I like ones where robots go out and do stuff and report in. Like go to a restaurant or to get NEETBUCKS or a convention.
Seeing robots go out and do stuff and their trials and tribulations makes me feel like I went out and did stuff
>>27717069
When robots announce they're going to kill themselves and actually do it. absolute madmen
>>27717108
Are you trying to indirectly kill robots?
Please don't
Normies maybe but not other robots
>>27717069
>What type of threads do you like the most
I like the ones where OP is a faggot. Just feels right.
What's the worst thing about where you live?
>>27717054
>lacks dexamphetamine.
>can't walk down the street and grab a yiros/kebab.
>local radio station plays Credence Clearwater revival 24/7
feelsbadman.bmp
Everything is expensive, goes for the whole country though.
>tfw having stuff shipped from 2000km away is cheaper than ordering it from a place that is a few cities over
>nearest bus stop is 30 min away walking distance.
>Weird California weather. Rainy today, Sunny tomarrow, Cold as fuck the next day.
At least I can walk down to the local plaza and get a burger. 10 min walking distance
who /picknose/ here?
>>27717004
He doesn't even have a nose...
>>27717004
who wipes their little treasures on furniture?
>>27717071
>not eating it for the immune system boost andprobable boost in faggotry
>tfw girlfriend shares her Netflix with me
Put some good anime in her list
Hope you get fucked in the street by ferrel niggers
>get netflix free trial
>cancel before they bill you
feels good
Is anyone else scared of death? The emptiness that follows is terrifying
Just because it's such a foreign concept. I hope I go quick and don't even notice it at the time.
Yes, because I know the "afterlife" is a meme and so is reincarnation
inb4 fedora pictures
>>27716931
I'm scared of coming back and having to do this all again. God forbid I come back as an African or Indian or something equally atrocious.
Do your parents know you watch anime?
>>27716869
I go out of my way to make sure no one knows desu.
my mother is aware of it but I don't think she explicitly knows, my father is oblivious as far as I know but I caught him watching Fighting Foodons when I was a kid. I can't wait to move out so I can finally collect figurines.
Sort of. They know I watch cartoons but probably think it's a bit more sophisticated or cultured that some of them are in jap.
>tfw giving up
>just deleted facebook, okcupid, kik, interpals, pof, removed /soc/ from my bookmarks, and uninstalled skype
fuck it im just gonna sleep whenever I feel lonely
>>27716833
>having those things
normie get out
>>27716833
Don't give up anon. I've gone through that phase recently too. You're probably going to crave social interaction
>>27716849
I made all of those in an episode of desperation
>>27716862
I never GOT social interaction from any of those things in the first place
I love big cute smelly lewd anime girl feet!
me too original poster
>>27717038
Cute feets!
>>27717061
i like cute feets!
Post a picture of something within reach that isn't a computer or computer accessory.
Original poist
I make poosting
>>27716743
here's one of my plushies in 3D.
