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Why do 4chan gays who like anime roleplay as cum thirsty sluts 24/7 when they're probably nothing like that IRL?
>>27720617
They are like that irl, they just don't show it.
>>27720635
This is probably original
They think they are as cute as the pics they post, but they are much much more ugly and disgusting. not even close.
>buy one lollipop for 25c from news agent
>ask for receipt
>>27720607
>Go to public bathroom
>Go to stall to take a piss
>Piss all over the seat
>>27720650
Kek, I love doing this shit
>>27720650
>go to public bathroom
>go to stall to take a piss
>piss on toilet paper, handle, floor, and in tank
Hey guys, how do I know if a girl is flirting with me via text? She's uses a lot of emoticons and reply to me, so it's that a good sign? I'm a robot so that's why I'm asking, I can't read between the lines
>>27720549
Stars still exist even if you can't see them.
She loves you infinitely.
>>27720604
No, she loves him one, because he can see one star, the sun.
>>27720604
Ignore the pic, it's from google
Are cats the solution?
Or one of those 100s of decent guys who spam you on a daily basis to date you
You dont hurt cats with your personality disorders so yes
cats are the solution when you spend your 20s and 30s getting pumped and dumped and then suddenly realize nobody cares about you
Who else likes to take walks late at night?
>>27720504
I fuck my gf at night
>Work nights
>if early finish (4am) i lime to take.the long way home.
>tfw live in the centre of town so its nice seeing everything light up but baron.
>>27720504
Who /nightrunner/ here?
If you run with any kind of light, dont talk to me.
Feels thread? Let's rate our special snowflake status with a point system.
+1 if you're a depressed
+2 if you're depressed because of a break up
+1 if the breakup was because she cheated
+2 if you caught her in the act
+5 if it was because she died
+5 if you're depressed because a family member or friend died (pets count and yes it stacks multiple members died)
+3 if you're depressed because you can't get a girlfriend
+3 if you're depressed because you're poor or feel useless
+3 if you're depressed because of the world in general
+3 if you're depressed because you lost a limb
+4 if you're depressed because you're going to die because of a terminal illness or condition
+4 if a family member or friend is dying of a terminal illness or condition
+1 if you're suicidal
+3 if you plan on killing yourself and have a set date and don't plan on changing it at all
+5 if you tried to kill yourself and would have succeeded if someone didn't stop you
-5 If you tried to kill yourself alone and failed because this might mean you actually are just a fucking retard
Snowflake status: 16
>>27720489
15. Pretty shit list desu
2.
>have everything you guys seem to want in life (qt wife, great job, parents are proud of me, house with no mortgage, nice car)
>still depressed/suicidal
5 MORE MONTHS UNTIL THE COOLDOWN PERIOD OF MY SUICIDE CLAUSE RUNS OUT IN MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY
Nothing applies to me so 0.
What kind of turbo cuck uses a mouth fedora? Just how autistic do you have to be?
>>27720467
Rare eggman.
What's a "mouth Fedora"? Is it an e-cig? How is that a mouth Fedora? I'm not from the US, but here all the normies use it
>>27721030
a mouth fedora is a vape
Fug what does it mean if I keep getting sharp pains in my groin?
>>27720463
Cancer. End yourself promptly before the disease spreads.
>>27720463
Congratulations, you're pregnant!
>>27720463
It means you're becoming a man.
What's the point of becoming /fit/? Isn't being in a gym for half your life pathetic?
Especially when someone born with great facial aesthetics doesn't even have to lift to get pussy
Who cares about chad, i lift because i enjoy it and don't want my strength gains to perish, it
s also a good way to take your mind off of other things.
Went today on the bike to the gym and had a blast. Though i made a mistake of falling for autistic advice posted on r9k and thinking lifting will help me with women, being able to over head press 60kg, or DL 140kg did nothing for the opposite sex.
>>27720456
You get stronger. Fewer back problems. People start to respect you more (having the body of a 16 year old at 20+ just looks pathetic).You gain discipline. You sleep better. It's a good excuse to get off the computer every once in a while.
>>27720493
I have great social skills, my "16 year old body" doesn't matter much
So I moved onto my own a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing at me? I've been usin kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
please tell me this is a joke, fucking hell
>>27720414
You really do think they're laughing at you huh? More importantly, I think you should go to a psychiatrist appointment OP.
Everybody poops, anon.
blox
It's over guys, the memes have finally completely infected our world.
Over the next length of time, reality as we know it will fall apart and fade into the void. I estimate we only have a few years left before everything goes to whack.
We memed too hard. We abused meme magic. But we couldn't know, could we? Not that it matters anymore....
How do we stem the tide of meme destruction, OP? The memery is out of control, I'm drowning in irony
>>27720400
>>27720449
Witnessed
Not to worry lads, God Kek has bestowed upon a gracious opportunity. A ninth planet has been spotted by Keck Observatory and will reek havoc if not cause another extinction event before the end of April.
Praise Kek for this wonderful cycle of life and death.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>27720449
We must embrace it. There is no stopping the tidal wave.
We must become masters of the memes to do so, we must learn how to control them. This is the only way to individual salvation.
Would you fuck a castrated trap?
No
Balls are cute.
>>27720339
Did that tranny cut his penis as well?
I don't really care about the balls but removing everything without even putting pussy in there is a waste.
>>27720373
They're really not, plus without balls she can't get pregnant.
>brown eyes
>doesn't work out
>owns a Playstation or X-Box
>works in an office or doesn't work at all
>owns a computer with a discrete GPU
>watches game of thrones
>doesn't make at least 50k
>short
ITT: Good feels
>mfw just quit a job I hate
Don't even care I'm unemployed, gonna fap and watch Initial D.
>>27720224
>tfw drunk
>tfw life seems a little more tolerable for one more night
A girl smiled at me the other day, she might have been laughing at me or something but it's the first time it's ever happened so I'll take it
>>27720224
that is indeed a good feel anon. hope you find a job you can tolerate in the near future.
Who /drugAlcoholichere/?
>>27720195
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST MORE OP! PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU TO POST MORE!
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Drugs are the fun of poor people
>>27720825
hu? dfgfdgfdgfdgfdgfd
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