Feels thread
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Feels thread? Let's rate our special snowflake status with a point system.
+1 if you're a depressed
+2 if you're depressed because of a break up
+1 if the breakup was because she cheated
+2 if you caught her in the act
+5 if it was because she died
+5 if you're depressed because a family member or friend died (pets count and yes it stacks multiple members died)
+3 if you're depressed because you can't get a girlfriend
+3 if you're depressed because you're poor or feel useless
+3 if you're depressed because of the world in general
+3 if you're depressed because you lost a limb
+4 if you're depressed because you're going to die because of a terminal illness or condition
+4 if a family member or friend is dying of a terminal illness or condition
+1 if you're suicidal
+3 if you plan on killing yourself and have a set date and don't plan on changing it at all
+5 if you tried to kill yourself and would have succeeded if someone didn't stop you
-5 If you tried to kill yourself alone and failed because this might mean you actually are just a fucking retard
Snowflake status: 16
>>27720489
15. Pretty shit list desu
2.
>have everything you guys seem to want in life (qt wife, great job, parents are proud of me, house with no mortgage, nice car)
>still depressed/suicidal
5 MORE MONTHS UNTIL THE COOLDOWN PERIOD OF MY SUICIDE CLAUSE RUNS OUT IN MY LIFE INSURANCE POLICY
Nothing applies to me so 0.
>>27720489
23, GIVE ME ATTENTION BECAUSE IM ORIGINAL
>>27720489
>+3 if you're depressed because you lost a limb
I lost my foreskin and am depressed about it.
>>27720867
I'm open to ideas to improve and expand the list for a future thread.
