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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What about 10?

Based on your prediction, will you have a good life or a bad one?
Will you have accomplished anything significant?
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>>27723432
>5 years: Hopefully graduating grad/med school
>10 years: career or dead

Prediction: I will think life is good, but family will still shit on me since whatever I do will never be good or high status enough. This is despite the fact that most never graduated college, are working blue collar/retail jobs at best, and their kids all flunked out.
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>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Uni drop out wagecuck
>What about 10?
Good chance I an hero by then

Based on your prediction, will you have a good life or a bad one?
bad
Will you have accomplished anything significant?
no
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5 years?
Miserable STEM wageslave but at least with a good income and independent of parents

10 years?
Hoping to move off grid and live somewhere remote once I save enough to buy land

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clothes shopping - already have enough clothes
shopping for other things - don't need anything/waste of time
go out for lunch - okay i'll give you that
go out for coffee - this one as well
bar or pub - normies prob don't do this during the day
watch a movie - eh, especially if there's nothing you want to see
play sports - this would be fun

My normie housemates are literally out of the house most of everyday, even when not at work. I have no idea how they can fill their time/day. Especially as they don't get paid very much.
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>>27723373
You forget the most important thing, meeting with friends. I mean most of the things that you listed is something that you usually do with friends. But you can always simply meet up with friends and do whatever together.
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meet with each other and do whatever. almost everything's more fun when you do it with another person and not alone so it doesn't really matter what it is.
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>>27723373
>I go to job daily (biology professor of high school)
>Hang out with other teachers in a bar after I am done with my working hours
>Return home and play video games for 3-4 hrs
>Go at a restaurant at evening
>Return home at night, watch Television, browse 4chan and some other websites
>Occasionally I go out to watch movies and buy household stuff

Normie life is fun. The best part is having a successful and enjoyable job which you faggots will never have.

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Take a look at this thread from the other day >>27654764
Notice how many people are willing to become literal cuckolds and raise Chad's spawn just because the kid is white.
/pol/ confirmed to White Knight roastie enablers. Hope all of you /pol/tards enjoy raising Chad's alpha babies with your betabux while the mom fucks her baby daddy behind your back.
Oh and btw the kids will have superior Chad genes, which means they instinctively know they're better than you and they'll never respect you.
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>>27723250
/pol/ has always been cucks, what's the news? They're betas with a huge superiority complex and live that fantasy out by being a nazis, but at the end of the day they're still betas
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>>27723250
/pol/ believes in community

They would raise the kid because it's a good thing to do for the world

You losers would raise the kid in hopes of getting pity sex from the wife
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>>27723322
>They would raise the kid because it's a good thing to do for the world
Enabling single moms to continue their hedonist lifestyles is not "good for the world."
Reassuring women that they can have sex with as many alphas as possible and then trap some poor hardworking beta into wasting his time and resources on Chad's spawn is not "good for the world"
>You losers would raise the kid in hopes of getting pity sex from the wife
Wrong. We wouldn't raise the kid period. Some of us might fuck the mom if chance presented itself, but we certainly wouldn't date her and we sure as fuck wouldn't have anything to do with her little Chad Jr.

Are girls retarded and unable to carry a conversation, or just the ones I've talked to?
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>>27723214
It means they're not interested you mongoloid
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does it mean they are interested in what you got to say if they take long to reply?
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>>27723214

>bla bla

Fcked up

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>tfw guys these days spend half their waking lives fucking Stacies
>tfw even the guys who can't fuck Stacies, just watch other guys fucking Stacies on the internet
>tfw you will never measure up to Stacy and will always be a disappointment
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>tfw woman these days spend half their waking lives fucking chads
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porn is just visual stimulation. everyone eventually settles at some point. sure, there are tumblrcunts who buy into "body acceptance" so hard that they go for nothing less than chad, and there are PUA autists who think that fedoras, magic tricks and gropping will get them staceys, but they are the outliers.

it's a matter of people realizing that there's no shame in turning the lights off and fucking someone as ugly and terrible as themselves - and it feels pretty great, too. The vast majority of the world has been doing that for millenia anyway.
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>>27723123
It's not hard. You just need to stop being fat.

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This bird keeps flying into my window.. He's been doing it for like an hour now, what should I do?
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Tell him to stop.
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>>27723111
>open your window
>achieve birdbro
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He saw his reflection and wants to mate with it.

He's a lonely robot, just like us ;_;

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Ba Da Ba Ba Bah, I'm Lovin' It!
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>>27723088
I'd love it if they stopped fucking my order up, also checked.
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I could use some Mcdonalds right now man
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>Ba Da Ba Ba Bah

It's "Pa Ra Pa Pa Pa" you retard

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I want to go back, robots.
I want to go back to when I thought women were sweet and good people.
I don't like thinking all women are soulless whores who jump around from dick to dick with no sense of honor, loyalty, or reason.
I want to believe that women can use logic like men can instead of just going off of emotions and crying and stomping their feet until they get what they want.
I want to believe that women are capable of loving you the way you love them.
I want to believe that women have value beyond their vaginas.
I want to believe women have diverse preferences like men do instead of lusting after the same identical version of Chad.
I want to believe women are people instead of overgrown, whiny children who need to be treated as such.
I want to believe that women see marriage as a lifetime commitment to love and partnership instead of just a free ticket to alimony.
I want to believe that there are women out there who value sex as something meaningful, important, and intimate, instead of treating it like a fucking handshake and going "Dude it's just sex LMAO."
I want to believe that women don't universally get off on getting slapped around in bed like fucking animals.
I want to believe that good women exist in this world, in this country.
I want to believe that there are still genuinely modest women out there.

How do I go back?
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you can't

well you can go in denial mode, some guys do that, but it won't make you happy

you should be happy, you've finally been awoken to how the world really works, use that knowledge to your advantage to live on your own terms

when you've become redpilled banging chicks is easy if you pot some effort in, just lift and approach
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>>27723095
But that's the problem--I don't want to just "bang chicks." That does absolutely nothing for me. I want a loving, monogamous relationship with a woman I love who loves me back, and it doesn't look like that's ever going to happen.
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>>27723066
Honestly, anon? You need to get a female friend, you need to have some girl that you like and care about, but not necessarily want to sleep with. You will hear her problems and her issues, and you won't just think "oh that's just what women say", you'll actually listen to her because you care about her, and what you'll find out is that women are just normal people with boobs, and that they do have their own things to deal with. Basically, having someone you truly care about be hurt by your opinions will make you truly and deeply question those opinions and wonder if they're right at all.

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What are your plans this summer, robots?
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Buy an iMac.
Protest in Cleveland Ohio.
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I'm going to be interning again in an extremely depressing neighborhood. I just learned that my childhood friend who I thought was going to be moving into the area isn't coming, so my plans for starting a pickup soccer team are on the rocks. I'm hoping to do a lot of trail running.
I really, really want to do the Ottawa marathon in two months, but it starts at 7:00am (I'll be out of town) and I'll only have a month to train for it after exams.
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>>27723034
I'm taking a few courses at the Rare Books School, hopefully. Otherwise I'm going to be reading a lot.

Do british or australian make good wives? how do I get one and move it to america? those accents are incredibly awesome
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Fuck

No

They are as bad as it gets
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No, they're actually worse than North American women, as hard as that is to believe. Now obviously exceptions exist but for the most part just avoid them
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British women are more interesting than American women and less normie (more awkward, less over the top), but they would probably make worse wives.

When did you realize you're not normal and would'nt ever find a gf and be happy in your life?
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Years ago, my brain gets progressively worse. I get more fucked up as the years go on. I don't care about a girlfriend, everyone who has one always complains.
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I really feel so happy looking at this image. Good on you big guy. You did what we couldn't. God speed.
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>>27723013
>You did what we couldn't.

Get cucked? she's fucking other guys.

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ITT: Let's discuss suicide methods

I've got one: Deprive yourself of everything, all your needs, don't eat, don't drink, don't sleep, maybe even tie yourself down just to make sure. Maybe take some drugs too, to ease the suffering

Benefits:
Most methods of suicide are disgusting and leave a mess to clean up, be it shit, piss, guts, or blood they will leave a mess but this method is 100% clean. Should be relatively painless, some people inadvertently kill themselves in this way so it mustn't be too painful e.g Korean/Chinese video game addicts

Okay, now your turn
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helium exit bag
/thread
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Opiate overdose

Exit in bliss
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There is only three ways to kill yourself without pain.
Any other way will cause pain and suffering.

1) eat a bullet. 2) sit on a railroad. 3)Jump off a high building

Why do people on 4chan get offended so easily? I can joke around a tiny bit and they will lose their temper immediately? Is being easily offended the legacy of /pol/?
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It's hard to convey joking / sarcastic tone in text. So people take your comments at face value. Also, aggressive / offensive tones are exacerbated by 4chans posting style.
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pretending to be offended is a hobby for most 4channers
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>Make an unoriginal joke about blacks or Jews
Haha, so funny!
>Make a joke about whites
Whoa you can't say that (This will then derail the thread and people will begin posting pictures of statistics and /pol/ memes)

Sauteed onions edition
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>>27722797
Go to cooking board
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2 eggs milk
Whip, then nae-nae yolks
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Getting some good color on these diced onions

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If you look like trash on the outside you are trash on the inside.

If your ugly and or short, it means you have shit genetics
If your fat it means you have a poor diet and a lack of discipline, which means you are poor.

Face it, you are simply a inferior human being deemed unworthy to reproduce
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>>27722795
There aren't fat people here who don't consider themselves trash, they just accept it.
t. Formerly obese anon
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Wait a second i heard all of this before..

From my mom
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>tfw strong skelly genes and cant gain any weight unless i eat 4-5 meals a day
>tfw never have to worry about getting fat

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